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BDBohnzie 12-16-2008 08:52 AM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;512432]Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

[IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v403/192/109/1634335584/n1634335584_39382_3111.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...

FRPLG 12-16-2008 11:46 AM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
Funny stuff. I all reality in relative terms I think Albright is the best player on our term. Relative to his long snapping peers.

70Chip 12-16-2008 12:09 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
I wouldn't have any red headed people on my football team. They are bad luck.

SkinzzFan 12-16-2008 01:59 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;512629]This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...[/quote]

I thought "Bitter Beer Face". LMAO!!

ArtMonkDrillz 12-16-2008 02:05 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;512629]This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...[/quote]Just an FYI, I hardly had to zoom in at all to get this picture. I was standing so close to him that I could feel the coming off his flaming red hair. In fact, I was so close that I was a little afraid that I might catch ginger.

Monkeydad 12-17-2008 09:46 AM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=SmootSmack;512403]When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate ;)

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)[/quote]

So it's Albright's fault that Suisham sends kickoffs out-of-bounds regularly?

Our kicker sucks, stop trying to make excuses for him. :rofl:

obstructedview 12-19-2008 07:03 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
red hair is not bad luck, they need to put him at the end of the line when they run out on the field and every player needs to rub his head. Get the flag away from portis and rub ethans head for a win. We couldeven get thosestupid towels to wave when they do it.

GhettoDogAllStars 12-19-2008 07:15 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;512432]Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

[IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v403/192/109/1634335584/n1634335584_39382_3111.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

I think he likes you. He's totally giving you the "googly eyes".

53Fan 12-20-2008 12:16 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=SkinzzFan;512737]I thought "Bitter Beer Face". LMAO!![/quote]

:laughing2 Perfect!

iswag 12-20-2008 01:37 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
damn gingers...they cause every problem

53Fan 12-20-2008 03:03 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
I think we've found Cartmans dad!

Mikezachchiefhog 12-21-2008 03:26 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
He really is a locker room cancer. I hear he complains when the Skins convert on third down because he is not getting his "snaps" in. The one time the Redskins went for two this year, he was so mad about the lost snap opportunity he dry humped Coach Zorn as.

The Goat 12-21-2008 03:39 PM

Re: Ethan Albright Must Go
 
[quote=iswag;513852]damn gingers...they cause every problem[/quote]

Too right!!! Ginger's are soulless and an apparent cancer in society.

Gross! Sick!


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