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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Nope Clinton Portis is a football player. He runs, blocks, hits, catchers. He does everything. Santana Moss is a little 5 foot 9 pussy who needs to catch a ball all alone on the outside and just sprint behind blockers.[/quote]so portis CATCHERS passes out of the back field huh?

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Nope Clinton Portis is a football player. He runs, blocks, hits, catchers. He does everything. Santana Moss is a little 5 foot 9 pussy who needs to catch a ball all alone on the outside and just sprint behind blockers.[/quote]

He also probably the best deep ball catcher in the league. So all in all I'd say he's a damn good football player.

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I didn't want to talk about the past until you guys insisted on it. Most Superbowl Rings, most playoff berths, and obviously the best franchise in the NFL.

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somebody need to remind him of what a pussy reciever is....

ya'll know what i mean

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For touchdowns. On Monday Nights giving us the win. Call him what you want, but he straight up OWNED the Cowboys both games. If you'd like, I can also put up some footage of him DESTROYING Henry with a block in the second game.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]so portis CATCHERS passes out of the back field huh?[/quote]

Yup, and then he RUNS behind BLOCKERS like the pussy he is. That pussy.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]I didn't want to talk about the past until you guys insisted on it. Most Superbowl Rings, most playoff berths, and obviously the best franchise in the NFL.[/quote]

there are two other teams with 5 rings buddy. One of them just got their 5th, it was only like a few months ago. Not that hard to remember that one.

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Randy Moss is easily the best deep ball catcher in the league. With his height and leaping ability nobody can stop him the Raiders actually decide to throw him the ball. Yea Santana Moss has great height too. O wait no he's 5'9" and a little pussy.

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Yea i know 2 other teams have 5 rings and the Cowboys still have the msot. Does anyone have more than 5? NOPE. Therefore the Cowboys have the most. I don't need to mention Pittsburgh and San Fran.

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seriously though peckerhead. we dont object to you being a cowboys fan and visiting this site, but have something to add. if all you want to do is talk shit about how many rings you have or how many times you have been to the playoffs then go join a cowboys site. that shit will fit in nicely with all the homerism your fan base shows. if i was a mod you would get PWNED!

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Randy Moss is easily the best deep ball catcher in the league. With his height and leaping ability nobody can stop him the Raiders actually decide to throw him the ball. Yea Santana Moss has great height too. O wait no he's 5'9" and a little pussy.[/quote]

Then that just helps make my point. He's short but he can still go up and get the deep ball like in the game on Christmas Eve last year. Or he can burn a supposedly great secondary like in the MNF game last year, or he can run nasty screen passes as you proved for us.

You're right, Terry "I'm too scared to put my arms out" Glenn is much better.

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Terry Glenn isn't better. I didn't say that. But a certain new receiver that the Cowboys got is 10 times as good at all aspects of the game as Santana except for speed.

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This is a blast, but I've got actual stuff to do.

Have fun playing with yourself little fella. I'm sure your wet dream will come to an end once to starts shooting his mouth off and the fat tuna has a heart attack on the sidelines.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Terry Glenn isn't better. I didn't say that. But a certain new receiver that the Cowboys got is 10 times as good at all aspects of the game as Santana except for speed.[/quote]

But, but, but, but. Gimme' a break. Go home.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Randy Moss is easily the best deep ball catcher in the league. With his height and leaping ability nobody can stop him the Raiders actually decide to throw him the ball. Yea Santana Moss has great height too. O wait no he's 5'9" and a little pussy.[/quote]

Wait a minute, why are you jocking Randy Moss....this is about Skins v. Cowboys...you punk!!

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Fuck All Of You And I'll See You September 17. Can't Wait To See The Look On The "great" Joe Gibbs' Face When He Gets Fuckin Owned By The Tuna Again. You Fuckin Pussies Can Talk About Your Glorious Season With Eachother All You Want Until You Have To Wake Up And Realize That You're Going Nowhere And You Find Yourselves Behind The Cowboys And Giants In The Division. Don't Feel Too Bad Though Because You'll Still Be Ahead Of The Eagles You Fuckin Low-lifes. See Ya Bastards Have A Good Time Dreaming And Remember There's Always 2007.

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I'm Jocking Randy Moss Because I Can Bitch.

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Holy crap. I LOVE when I strike I nerve over the internet. Makes me feel really proud of my people skills. I bet he's near tears!! :)

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Hilarious. Cry baby cry. Cry baby cry! This feels like 1st grade all over again!

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Yea I'm Furious!woo Hoo! You Fuckin Losers Could Never Make Me Mad Cuz You're Skins Fans. You Fuckin Faggots Go Fuck David Hasselhoff!pusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiesss! See Ya

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]I'm Jocking Randy Moss Because I Can Bitch.[/quote]

Ahhh...got your panties in a bunch.. T.Hoe!!

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anyone care to guess his age? i'm guessing like maybe 12

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I'm Guessing 16 Bitches!yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Fuck All Of You And I'll See You September 17. Can't Wait To See The Look On The "great" Joe Gibbs' Face When He Gets Fuckin Owned By The Tuna Again. You Fuckin Pussies Can Talk About Your Glorious Season With Eachother All You Want Until You Have To Wake Up And Realize That You're Going Nowhere And You Find Yourselves Behind The Cowboys And Giants In The Division. Don't Feel Too Bad Though Because You'll Still Be Ahead Of The Eagles You Fuckin Low-lifes. See Ya Bastards Have A Good Time Dreaming And Remember There's Always 2007.[/quote]

Let me tell you something...and remember you read this on TheWarpath. Bill Parsells will never win a Super Bowl in Dallas. And after this year his fat ass is gone anyway. Mark it down!

And just like a typical Dallas bitch, you've already given up on 2006 and started talking about 2007.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Yea I'm Furious!woo Hoo! You Fuckin Losers Could Never Make Me Mad Cuz You're Skins Fans. You Fuckin Faggots Go Fuck David Hasselhoff!pusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiesss! See Ya[/quote]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! He's definitely got his panties in a twist. Notice how all the typing got all frazzled. I love it. Psychology at it's best.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]I'm Guessing 16 Bitches!yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/quote]
im guessing you're a giant douche...and im pretty sure im right

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! He's definitely got his panties in a twist. Notice how all the typing got all frazzled. I love it. Psychology at it's best.[/quote]

I bet he's been sniffing Bill Par-sells girdle!!

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[quote=steveo395]im guessing you're a giant douche...and im pretty sure im right[/quote]hahahahahaha! he acts like he is 10

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]I'm Guessing 16 Bitches!yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/quote]

Mommy's not going to buy you a car with that kind of road rage young man.

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I'm Pretty Sure Sean Taylor Is A Fuckin Criminal Who Should Be In Jail Right Now. He's Probably Smokin Crack Or Stealing Something Right Now. What A Dumb Asshole.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]hahahahahaha! he acts like he is 10[/quote]

10? Are you kidding me? He has to be like 7 or 8!
I bet the nanny doesn't even realize he's logged on to daddy's computer.

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OH JEEZUS. This is coming from a Cowboys fan?!?!

Hi pot, I'm kettle.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]I'm Pretty Sure Sean Taylor Is A Fuckin Criminal Who Should Be In Jail Right Now. He's Probably Smokin Crack Or Stealing Something Right Now. What A Dumb Asshole.[/quote]

If it was the season, he would probably be too busy making Terry Glenn shit his pants to busy himself with such trivialities.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]I'm Pretty Sure Sean Taylor Is A Fuckin Criminal Who Should Be In Jail Right Now. He's Probably Smokin Crack Or Stealing Something Right Now. What A Dumb Asshole.[/quote]

Surely you're showing your age now. If you knew anything about the past of your beloved team, you would know that they invented Crack!

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Yea my Nanny doesn't know i'm on the computer. I'm a badass and she thinks i'm coloring but i'm on the computer. Aren't i fuckin crazy?

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[quote=12thMan]10? Are you kidding me? He has to be like 7 or 8!
I bet the nanny doesn't even realize he's logged on to daddy's computer.[/quote]i am certain that there is no daddy in the picture and thatis why SHE is so upset

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At least Michael Irvin didn't kill people or steal stuff.

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Actually i'm white so there is a daddy in the picture. Only nigs don't have dads.

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Yea my Nanny doesn't know i'm on the computer. I'm a badass and she thinks i'm coloring but i'm on the computer. Aren't i fuckin crazy?[/quote]there is no need to say the word fuck in every post. it shows just how childish you are. grow up

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[quote=ArchuletaRandle El?PLEASE]Yea my Nanny doesn't know i'm on the computer. I'm a badass and she thinks i'm coloring but i'm on the computer. Aren't i fuckin crazy?[/quote]

I really think you're going to get your Nanny in trouble when they realize you snuck on the computer.