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hooskins 08-02-2006 12:58 PM

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I've never claimed to be a beer pong champion. I just tend to excell when the situation is right.
I have no problem with anything else.[/quote]

I'll claim it, I am a champ, I am probably the youngest balla on this site. Seriously tho, we should have a WP beer pong tornament. My team won the tornament last night.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006 01:01 PM

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Then I'll say unto you as I have said unto others. Join us September 11th at MalcolmFest and bring your A-game son.

ArtMonkDrillz 08-02-2006 01:07 PM

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my one problem with a beer pong tournament at the first tailgate (yes, I'm making excuses already) is the wind.
I typcially think of beer pong as a game played in a dank basement with little to no fresh air to be found. Playing in the open air adds an element to the game that can mess up a finely tuned shot. But I guess I'll just have to practice with a couple of fans blowing on the table.

hooskins 08-02-2006 01:10 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Then I'll say unto you as I have said unto others. Join us September 11th at MalcolmFest and bring your A-game son.[/quote]

It shall be brought.

SmootSmack 08-02-2006 01:27 PM

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Oooh. Look at me. I'm a big bad admin with my own website. My ego is so big it blocks out the sun. I'm soooo special. Don't piss me off or I'll lock this thread and ban you

(thank goodness he has a sense of humor)

TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006 01:43 PM

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]my one problem with a beer pong tournament at the first tailgate (yes, I'm making excuses already) is the wind.
I typcially think of beer pong as a game played in a dank basement with little to no fresh air to be found. Playing in the open air adds an element to the game that can mess up a finely tuned shot. But I guess I'll just have to practice with a couple of fans blowing on the table.[/quote]

Yessir! This is the real deal, no pansies allowed. I invite all to bring their own A-game. I will be creating the most ghetto of all trophies for the winning team to bring home!

TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006 01:44 PM

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[quote=hooskins]It shall be brought.[/quote]

Oh, it's already been BROUGHTen.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006 01:45 PM

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On a side note, I will be PMing all those who want to come to the tailgate my cell phone information AND the cell phone info of others who are attending so that way no one gets left out.

Kind of my version of "No Child Left Behind" except mine is "No Child Left Sober".

TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006 01:46 PM

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Here's another impression.:

80s reference. 80s reference. Family Guy quote.

SmootSmack 08-02-2006 02:45 PM

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Here's another impression.:

80s reference. 80s reference. Family Guy quote.[/QUOTE]

Hmmmm....this is harder to solve than a Rubix Cube. Could be a case for McGyver. This is worse than that time Schneed10 locked himself inside his car

TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006 02:45 PM

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Brilliant!

SmootSmack 08-02-2006 10:51 PM

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Then I'll say unto you as I have said unto others. Join us September 11th at MalcolmFest and bring your A-game son.[/QUOTE]

You should all wear [URL="http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2192730&cp=2415722.763780&page=2&doVSearch=no&pageBucket=0&parentPage=family"]these[/URL] to the game so that those of us watching on tv can identify you

TheMalcolmConnection 08-03-2006 08:49 AM

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HAHAHAHA! My fiancee said I can wear the most ridiculous crap known to man as long as I promise not to wear those. She says she doesn't know what it is, but she hates those things.

12thMan 08-03-2006 08:54 AM

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[quote=TAFKAS]You should all wear [URL="http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2192730&cp=2415722.763780&page=2&doVSearch=no&pageBucket=0&parentPage=family"]these[/URL] to the game so that those of us watching on tv can identify you[/quote]

Man that thing looks possessed!!

BDBohnzie 08-03-2006 11:39 AM

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that would be awesome, to see randomly placed masks throughtout the stadium...and then when drunk enough, 4 WP guys, one from each side (endzones, sidelines) run out on the field, meet at the 50 yard line and start running around the maypole...

TheMalcolmConnection 08-03-2006 11:40 AM

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Or kick the Funky Four's collective asses!

BDBohnzie 08-03-2006 11:42 AM

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even better!

TheMalcolmConnection 08-03-2006 11:43 AM

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Then we start a bonfire in the middle of the field, take our shirts off and dance around it. Oh, to dream.

BDBohnzie 08-03-2006 11:43 AM

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]my one problem with a beer pong tournament at the first tailgate (yes, I'm making excuses already) is the wind.
I typcially think of beer pong as a game played in a dank basement with little to no fresh air to be found. Playing in the open air adds an element to the game that can mess up a finely tuned shot. But I guess I'll just have to practice with a couple of fans blowing on the table.[/QUOTE]
gotta account for the wind man...i'll be sure to close the stadium doors (ala Giants Stadium) so you have a better chance.

or set it up between 2 trucks, so that they're less wind resistance.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-03-2006 11:53 AM

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Or just look at the Skins flags attached to my car and adjust for wind.

ArtMonkDrillz 08-03-2006 11:58 AM

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I was just bitching, the only time I've been really affected by weather was when we played in a downpour while camping a few months ago.

12thMan 07-02-2007 06:07 PM

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I'll probably catch some hell for this, but oh well...



"You guys are always picking on me!! I hate men; they're all jerks and they cheat, except Mark Brunell of course!!"


Oh yeah, and fire Carlos Rogers.

KLHJ2 07-02-2007 06:16 PM

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[quote=12thMan;323682]I'll probably catch some hell for this, but oh well...



"You guys are always picking on me!! I hate men; they're all jerks and they cheat, except Mark Brunell of course!!"


Oh yeah, and fire Carlos Rogers.[/quote]

You just lost all progress you may have made. I cannot wait until the person in question sees this. I got my popcorn ready.

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-02-2007 06:47 PM

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If you actually sit down and actually analyze all the possible scnearios in which the Redskins have picked 6th overall in the NFL draft in the end of April on a windy day in which the tempature is 22 degrees higher than the wind chill factored in by a ratio of 3:7. Ho can you not come to the conclusion that Amobi Okoye would be a once in a life-time prospect for the Redskins?

KLHJ2 07-02-2007 07:19 PM

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;323694]If you actually sit down and actually analyze all the possible scnearios in which the Redskins have picked 6th overall in the NFL draft in the end of April on a windy day in which the tempature is 22 degrees higher than the wind chill factored in by a ratio of 3:7. Ho can you not come to the conclusion that Amobi Okoye would be a once in a life-time prospect for the Redskins?[/quote]

GTRIPP is that YOU??

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-02-2007 07:30 PM

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[quote=angryssg;323700]GTRIPP is that YOU??[/quote]


man I made that too easy.

Skinsfan1967 07-02-2007 07:32 PM

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[QUOTE=JWsleep;199421]Lighten up, Sandy Baby.[/QUOTE]

Oh man!! I know this, I know this. It's right on the tip of my tongue. ARRRRRG, I hate it when this happens.

FRPLG 07-02-2007 07:38 PM

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[QUOTE=Skinsfan1967;323706]Oh man!! I know this, I know this. It's right on the tip of my tongue. ARRRRRG, I hate it when this happens.[/QUOTE]

Think 44.

70Chip 07-02-2007 07:54 PM

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"I don't actually write the words that Salisbury says, I'm more involved with NASCAR, but I hear what you're saying."

70Chip 07-02-2007 08:03 PM

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Or:

Flirt, flirt, flirt.

Bash Men.

Flirt, Flirt, Flirt.

Bash Men.

Flirt, flirt, flirt.

KLHJ2 07-02-2007 08:04 PM

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Try to be Smarter than the average 10 year old Iraqi!

Skinsfan1967 07-02-2007 08:04 PM

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[QUOTE=FRPLG;323709]Think 44.[/QUOTE]

Moses Denson? Has to be Moses Denson.:confused:


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