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[quote=dall-assblows;241093]f the fat people who think they shouldn't have to buy 2 seats on a airplane b'c they are too fat. if you don't want to buy 2 seats then dont fly![/quote]

Yes, if you're sitting in more than one seat, you PAY for more than one seat.

We don't hate you for being fat, it's just common sense.

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[quote=Lady Brave;241319]At first I thought this would be a fun thread to post in but after reading about 10 posts or so of calling women fat, ugly, stupid, whore, chicken head bitches, who need to be slammed into a wall, I changed my mind. I realize boys will be boys, but lately there seems to be more and more posts in various threads that just slam women for the heck of it. Believe me, I'm not an over sensitive female (I work in a jail and put up with a lot of crap on a daily basis), but some of this stuff is getting really old.[/quote]


oh no... you're a govt. worker? Now you've got it coming for real... ;)

I understand. I'm fat and these guys apparently hate fat people. I don't need 2 seats on a plane fat, but I'm 6'1" 285lbs.

I mean, Id knock any of their skinny asses out if they ever said anything in person, but everyone is a badass on the internet, so its cool G...

Guys just start feeding off each other and every now and then one has to act badder than the last, so I don't think any of us really meant any harm...

women are just annoying, thats all...:biggthump




j/k

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[quote=canthetuna;241481]that would have been the funniest shit in the world... some dude walking around the rainforest cafe with no pants or undies...

giong all out aboriginal lol...[/quote]

If I ever have the bad luck of seeing this strange behavior, I WILL take the pants out with me...at least kick them out the door. If the guy resembles Jon Jansen though...I will run to my car and leave...even if I need to do something at that place of business...and NEVER return again, without a mask.

That's just weird...who would take their pants off to pee? In public especially!


Thanks for the tip.

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i think im gonna drop my pantaloons the next time i go in a public restroom

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If he resembles Jon Jansen, I'll just say, "QUICK! PASS BLOCK!" and then he'll try and block me and I'll just run him over.

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;241319]At first I thought this would be a fun thread to post in but after reading about 10 posts or so of calling women fat, ugly, stupid, whore, chicken head bitches, who need to be slammed into a wall, I changed my mind. I realize boys will be boys, but lately there seems to be more and more posts in various threads that just slam women for the heck of it. Believe me, I'm not an over sensitive female (I work in a jail and put up with a lot of crap on a daily basis), but some of this stuff is getting really old.[/QUOTE]

This thread would be more fun if you posted in it ... and I don't mean the post you already made -- let's hear what you have to say about men, woman! :)

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;241043]Just put the U in there man. We call them the D.U.F.F.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend.[/QUOTE]

duffman is offended

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HAHAHA! Nice timing.

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[quote=Mattyk72;241512]I understand what you're saying. Perhaps we're going a bit overboard. I apologize for my own remarks. I don't think anyone means any harm, but at the same time I can understand where you're coming from.[/quote]
Thanks Matty. I really appreciate that.


[quote=canthetuna]oh no... you're a govt. worker? Now you've got it coming for real... ;)[/quote]
15 years and counting. Bring it on baby... ;)


[quote=ghettodogallstars]This thread would be more fun if you posted in it ... and I don't mean the post you already made -- let's hear what you have to say about men, woman! :)[/quote]
The funny thing is there aren't a whole lotta things about men that bug me. I've always had more guy friends and than girl friends. I guess it comes from having a great older brother who always let me hang with him and his friends. But I'm sure I can come up with something.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;241221]Yes! So I make sure now I start coughing, or making loud ass grunting noises when I hear the door open. Sometimes, I'll hum a little diddy and that'll scare them off.[/quote]
Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

[URL="http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm"]How to poop at work[/URL]

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[quote=Lady Brave;241642]Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

[URL="http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm"]How to poop at work[/URL][/quote]

:lol:

Damn, I love poop humor! I need help.

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;241642]Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

[URL="http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm"]How to poop at work[/URL][/QUOTE]

Oh, that's priceless! I see that some of TMC's tactics are defined there as well. :)

I must admit, I'm an "Out of the closet pooper" ... I just don't care. Although, I do employ the "Courtesy flush" and the "Camo-cough" strategies.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;240992]Damn. I hate people who don't hold the door or don't say "Thank you." when you hold it for them. I'm going to lump you in those people. :D[/quote]
What if it's just like... the door flip off... like handing the open door off without holding it open par se.

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I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.

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I died laughing....

[B]Fly By[/B]
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;241658]I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.[/quote]
I do think the flip off is illegal to use against the opposite sex though...

You've got to use the total door hold with the ladies.

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Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?

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Flip-offs to all men are fine but not to ladies, especially older women or, of course, women with baby strollers.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;241664]Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?[/quote]
Oh god, it's a nightmare... I end up looking like some jackass that doesn't know what he's doing then a gentleman. So frustrating...

The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...

There... you... bald guy... I'm walking in, and your taking over.. sorry.

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Yeah, I hate that, but I'll hold it for as long as people are coming through until the first person doesn't say thank you.

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[quote=RobH4413;241667]
The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...[/quote]

Just like in traffic when you let one car in, and the next car trys to butt in too and you have to be like oh no you don't, the car behind me needs to let your ass in, I already did my good deed for the day.

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;241667]The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...

There... you... bald guy... I'm walking in, and your taking over.. sorry.[/QUOTE]
That used to happen to me everytime I went to church. Maybe that's why I hate organized religion now.
It's either that, or because my priest touched me. :(

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OK, so I have another bathroom story for the guys. I'm up in the aforementioned private stall (the one a few pages back) and it JUST so happens that nature calls RIGHT between class changes here. So, I'm sitting down, waiting for nature to get out of my body and at least 4 students come in on separate occassions. One of them turns right around as he should, ANOTHER did that shit where he looks OVER the fucking stall, the next stands there for a couple minutes acting like he's blowing his nose and the LAST ONE actually stands there, doing that obnoxious, "Will you hurry up?!" yawn and starting making weird noises and shit. So I told him out loud, "The longer you hang around, the longer this is going to take."

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yeah, i'm one of those doormen who seems to always be holding the door open for 3 minutes or 30 people, which ever comes first...

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anyone know anything about the hover technique? i never heard of it until recently at work. i think its used by women, only

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I had a summer job as a maintenance man when I was in college. Basically my job was to walk around two office building looking up for burned out light bulbs. I hated having to change the ones in the bathroom, because everytime someone would come in and just blow the place up. I was usually standing on a ladder with a 3' light buld bulb in my hands, so that made matters worse.
If the janitor or the lightbulb guy is in the bathroom, give him a few minutes before you duece it up.

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Shiiiiiiiit. I need complete peace and tranquility in the bathroom before the beast will rear it's ugly head. If someone is in there, I'll be sitting until they leave. It's not a choice, it's built into my genes.

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if you're an Out of the Closet dumper, people tend to not interrupt. When everyone sees you carrying sports illustrated in there, they know. Even though I usually play tetris or some other phone game, I make sure they see me with the magazine, just so they know....

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I'm just going to start putting up a poster on the front door saying that I'm dropping bombs like Hiroshima.

And I swear to god if someone comes in there rapping after reading that I'm going to shit on THEM.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;241745]I'm just going to start putting up a poster on the front door saying that I'm dropping bombs like Hiroshima.

And I swear to god if someone comes in there rapping after reading that I'm going to shit on THEM.[/quote]

hahhahhahahaah