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[quote=jamf;342783]I guess the boys were a little too rough on him ;)[/quote]

ZING! haha

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[QUOTE=jamf;342783]I guess the boys were a little too rough on him ;)[/QUOTE]
Ha! Jamf is bringing the wood!

Oh, no Brud, not "bringing the wood" like [I]that[/I]. You can come back out of your mental shell now.

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[quote=htownskinfan;342680]witnessed a person who was so sick that when they were bent over throwing up in the toilet the diarrhea exploding out their ass went all over the ceiling lol
top that[/quote]

Has to be the funniest thing I've read in my life!! LOL

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[quote=12thMan;342787]Has to be the funniest thing I've read in my life!! LOL[/quote]


That would be pretty funny if you saw it too. And disgusting! and good afternoon 12th.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;342789]That would be pretty funny if you saw it too. And disgusting! and good afternoon 12th.[/quote]

What up, Quake!

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[quote=BrudLee;342777]... had sex with four people in one day.

God, I hated summer camp.[/quote]

Or did you mean prison?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;342791]Or did you mean prison?[/quote]

Or bible school?

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Catholic Brud?

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Got pulled over for DWI in high school, cuffed and taken to the police station but got let off because the cop knew my parents. The kicker was I was drunk on a bottle of vintage irish whiskey I snatched from my parents' closet.

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He probably let you off because he knew it was high quality liquor.

If you were wasted on Colt .45 he wouldn't have been so nice.

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I've met 3/5 of the Dave Matthews Band.

The only two I didn't were the ones that I really wanted to meet, Dave and Carter.

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who lived in Iceland for 2 and a half years.

who danced and sang rocky mountain high on a table with the Brazilian National Soccer team during Oktoberfest in Munich Germany.

who puked his guts out an hour and a half after said table dancing...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;342796]Catholic Brud?[/quote]

Alter boy?????????

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;342803]
who puked his guts out an hour and a half after said table dancing...[/quote]

There wasn't any shit shooting from your ass toward the ceiling, was there?

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[QUOTE=12thMan;342806]There wasn't any shit shooting from your ass toward the ceiling, was there?[/QUOTE]

No... it was on a bus so the driver would have been even more pissed than he was if I had. I remember few things from that day, but that angry ass german bus driver is one of them.

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I drank 21 7% cane toad beers in and 1 1/2 hr’s to set a new record at the Cane Toad brewing company in Sanctuary Cove Australia in 95’.The old record had been 17 set by some Kiwi rugby players. The next day they removed the New Zealand flag and put a US flag in a glass case they had for everyone to see on the tour of the brewery. I puked and almost fell out of the golf cart while the owner of the brewery was driving me home. But I did it.

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[QUOTE=Riggo44;342808]I drank 21 7% cane toad beers in and 1 1/2 hr’s to set a new record at the Cane Toad brewing company in Sanctuary Cove Australia in 95’.The old record had been 17 set by some Kiwi rugby players. The next day they removed the New Zealand flag and put a US flag in a glass case they had for everyone to see on the tour of the brewery. I puked and almost fell out of the golf cart while the owner of the brewery was driving me home. But I did it.[/QUOTE]

Living up to the old Username, eh? good work! :food-smil

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That has hit a home run off Tom Glavine. (wiffle ball) :D

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[quote=htownskinfan;342680]witnessed a person who was so sick that when they were bent over throwing up in the toilet the diarrhea exploding out their ass went all over the ceiling lol
top that[/quote]
I have been that person... bad shrimp is NOT GOOD...
:Flush::vomit:

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I just want to make sure everyone here is aware I'm joking, and haven't chosen the good ole' Warpath to have a sexual abuse breakthrough.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;342799]He probably let you off because he knew it was high quality liquor.

If you were wasted on [B]Colt .45[/B] he wouldn't have been so nice.[/quote]
and whats the matter with colt 45? if its good enough for billy d......

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Won a awesome Harley off the radio,i"d post a pic but I've never figured out how to do it on this site

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won a trip to San Francisco off the radio to some X-files expo and was on the local fox news for winning it

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Eat camel meat and washed it down with camel milk. Hum.

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drinks grenadine straight out the bottle.

Since my stupid DC one didn't count. :(

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won a trip off the radio to fly out and see The Rolling Stones

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[quote=dmek25;342855]and whats the matter with colt 45? if its good enough for billy d......[/quote]

Just don't mix Colt 45 with a Colt .45, it probably won't end well for you. :D

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Judging by the posts of some people here, I might not be the only one that this has happened to, but...

...I bet I'm the only one here who has cracked their skull.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;343412]drinks grenadine straight out the bottle.

Since my stupid DC one didn't count. :([/quote]

You know, your DC one does count. I now live about 5 or 10 minutes accross the line. So you win:)

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;343473]Judging by the posts of some people here, I might not be the only one that this has happened to, but...

...I bet I'm the only one here who has cracked their skull.[/QUOTE]

If cheek bone all the way close to the ear counts as skull, then nope. :D

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I bet I'm the only that had a gun aimed at them with intent to kill and the gun misfired. I used up all nine of my lives with that one.

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[quote=724Skinsfan;343539]I bet I'm the only that had a gun aimed at them with intent to kill and the gun misfired. I used up all nine of my lives with that one.[/quote]

No, you used 8. If you used the 9th, you wouldn't have typed that. :D

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[quote=724Skinsfan;343539]I bet I'm the only that had a gun aimed at them with intent to kill and the gun misfired.[B] I used up all nine of my lives with that one[/B].[/quote]I always knew you were a p*ssy, now I have proof.:joke:

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... won a national title at college level.

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...whos banged my gf

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who has had sex with a redskinette. really not kidding. back in college, good ol college

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-Who has killed a goose with a golf ball that I hit. I have done it twice actually.

-Who has seen every team in the NFL play live and in person, against the Redskins.

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who's cried to get out of a car accident.

But it was a MINOR car accident. The dude was a serious prick. (Watch it be someone on this message board)

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[quote=DynamiteRave;343723]who's cried to get out of a car accident.

But it was a MINOR car accident. The dude was a serious prick. (Watch it be someone on this message board)[/quote]


That was you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you owe me 150 dollars.

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That has fallen down the same set of srairs twice in the same day.