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hesscl34 07-10-2008 03:16 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;456035]But I am only 19 with a 5 year long girlfriend so what do i know?[/quote]

You don't worry about calling girls!!!

hesscl34 07-10-2008 03:18 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=EternalEnigma21;456038]Cant blame a guy for being nervous dating a girl too hot for him. Its intimidating at first, because at 15 you don't know that the dating pool is really full of wanker jerkoffs, and this chick, no matter how hot... really can't do better. She's lucky you're interested and thank god for that ass because if she didn't have it you wouldn't be interested and she'd be dating this guy, because she doesn't know any better:

[IMG]http://www.photopox.com/Images/Insults/1163955324-douchebag.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Ohhhhh la la.. check out the lush blue s*x throw on the couch! ha ha ha

Schneed10 07-10-2008 03:19 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=hesscl34;456022]HUH? You don't want the girl to care if you call her or not? .... ok, that's a first.[/quote]

No, you definitely misunderstood me by a mile.

I'm saying that if she likes you, she's not going to care whether you wait 5 days or 5 minutes. She's going to want to hear from you whenever you do call.

If she doesn't like you, she's also not going to care whether you wait 5 days or 5 minutes. She's not going to want to talk to you.

And if for some reason she does care about the timing of the call, you don't want to waste your time with her, because she's crazy.

724Skinsfan 07-10-2008 03:28 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
Here's an article that is semi-relevant: [URL="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/07/10/shes.not.that.into.you/index.html"]She's just not that into you -- or is she?[/URL]

The bottom is probably most important to the boy...

[I]Decoding women: a primer

Wondering what women are thinking? Two experts give their translations of female body language:

• Is she licking her lips? "When a woman allows herself to feel nervously excited about the possibility of you, the ensuing physiological response can be a dry mouth and lips," says McDermott. "Women also know that licking their lips can drive men wild and certainly get their attention."

• Take a glance at her shoes. Is she crossing her legs and playfully dangling her shoe as she glances your way? If so, here's what it might mean: "She's calling attention to her legs and hoping you like what you see," explains McDermott.

• Has she touched your arm or hand? "One of the strongest signals a woman can give is a touch on the arm or hand," says Stafford. "If she does this, it's time to get her digits."

• Look for the lean. What's her posture like? If she's leaning in, you're in luck. "It's a signal that she feels safe in your presence and wants a little more of you than every other woman in the room is currently getting," says McDermott.

• Is she playing with her hair? This could mean that she wants to look good for you and is hoping you find her attractive, says Stafford.

Still confused? Maybe that's a good thing.

"I think women know it's in their best interest to keep us guessing," says Dodge. "I may be betraying my fellow men by admitting this, but we like a challenge." [/I]

EternalEnigma21 07-10-2008 03:31 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
I always looked for dialated pupils, licking lips, playing or fixing hair, the "lean inward" and other body language, like "is she still here?... she must be interested."

hesscl34 07-10-2008 03:40 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=724Skinsfan;456050]Here's an article that is semi-relevant: [URL="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/07/10/shes.not.that.into.you/index.html"]She's just not that into you -- or is she?[/URL]

The bottom is probably most important to the boy...

[I]Decoding women: a primer[/I]

[I]Wondering what women are thinking? Two experts give their translations of female body language: [/I]

[I]• Is she licking her lips? "When a woman allows herself to feel nervously excited about the possibility of you, the ensuing physiological response can be a dry mouth and lips," says McDermott. "Women also know that licking their lips can drive men wild and certainly get their attention."[/I]

[I]• Take a glance at her shoes. Is she crossing her legs and playfully dangling her shoe as she glances your way? If so, here's what it might mean: "She's calling attention to her legs and hoping you like what you see," explains McDermott.[/I]

[I]• Has she touched your arm or hand? "One of the strongest signals a woman can give is a touch on the arm or hand," says Stafford. "If she does this, it's time to get her digits."[/I]

[I]• Look for the lean. What's her posture like? If she's leaning in, you're in luck. "It's a signal that she feels safe in your presence and wants a little more of you than every other woman in the room is currently getting," says McDermott.[/I]

[I]• Is she playing with her hair? This could mean that she wants to look good for you and is hoping you find her attractive, says Stafford.[/I]

[I]Still confused? Maybe that's a good thing.[/I]

[I]"I think women know it's in their best interest to keep us guessing," says Dodge. "I may be betraying my fellow men by admitting this, but we like a challenge." [/I][/quote]

OMG.. thanks for the laugh. That is hysterical!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

12thMan 07-10-2008 03:46 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=724Skinsfan;456050]Here's an article that is semi-relevant: [URL="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/07/10/shes.not.that.into.you/index.html"]She's just not that into you -- or is she?[/URL]

The bottom is probably most important to the boy...

[I]Decoding women: a primer[/I]

[I]Wondering what women are thinking? Two experts give their translations of female body language: [/I]

[I]• Is she licking her lips? "When a woman allows herself to feel nervously excited about the possibility of you, the ensuing physiological response can be a dry mouth and lips," says McDermott. "Women also know that licking their lips can drive men wild and certainly get their attention."[/I]

[I]• Take a glance at her shoes. Is she crossing her legs and playfully dangling her shoe as she glances your way? If so, here's what it might mean: "She's calling attention to her legs and hoping you like what you see," explains McDermott.[/I]

[I]• Has she touched your arm or hand? "One of the strongest signals a woman can give is a touch on the arm or hand," says Stafford. "If she does this, it's time to get her digits."[/I]

[I]• Look for the lean. What's her posture like? If she's leaning in, you're in luck. "It's a signal that she feels safe in your presence and wants a little more of you than every other woman in the room is currently getting," says McDermott.[/I]

[I]• Is she playing with her hair? This could mean that she wants to look good for you and is hoping you find her attractive, says Stafford.[/I]

[I]Still confused? Maybe that's a good thing.[/I]

[I]"I think women know it's in their best interest to keep us guessing," says Dodge. "I may be betraying my fellow men by admitting this, but we like a challenge." [/I][/quote]


The touching of the arm is definitely the strongest sign.

jdlea 07-10-2008 03:47 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[QUOTE=12thMan;456059]The touching of the arm is definitely the strongest sign.[/QUOTE]

Especially during a laugh

hesscl34 07-10-2008 03:50 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=12thMan;456059]The touching of the arm is definitely the strongest sign.[/quote]

What if she's drunk and grabs your arm to help her stand up?

jdlea 07-10-2008 03:55 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[QUOTE=hesscl34;456064]What if she's drunk and grabs your arm to help her stand up?[/QUOTE]

Well, in that case, the fact that she's drunk is probably the good sign...;)

[B]I am just kidding[/B]

12thMan 07-10-2008 03:57 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=hesscl34;456064]What if she's drunk and grabs your arm to help her stand up?[/quote]


Not so much, unless she's like really close in your space.

Are we still talking about your son and this girl? I hope not if she's fifteen.

MTK 07-10-2008 04:00 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=hesscl34;456064]What if she's drunk and grabs your arm to help her stand up?[/quote]

Giddyup, that means your IN!

hesscl34 07-10-2008 04:03 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
I only dangle my shoe off my foot when my feet hurt and I'm bored...
I only lick my lips when they are chapped or my shooter ended up on my chin when I slammed it back
I only play with my hair if I'm hot, or it's windy
I only lean when I've had too much to drink

... ha ha ha...

hesscl34 07-10-2008 04:04 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=12thMan;456071]Not so much, unless she's like really close in your space.

Are we still talking about your son and this girl? I hope not if she's fifteen.[/quote]

No, we are talking about that silly article.... so funny....

12thMan 07-10-2008 04:08 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=hesscl34;456080]No, we are talking about that silly article.... so funny....[/quote]

Right. I don't know, I've seen chicks that were so drunk, reached for the guy's arm or whatever, and puked everywhere. So I don't think the drunk reach while standing means much.

12thMan 07-10-2008 04:12 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
hehehe....

[url]http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3[/url]

hesscl34 07-10-2008 04:35 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=12thMan;456082]hehehe....

[URL]http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3[/URL][/quote]

I'm afraid to open this link at work...

12thMan 07-10-2008 04:48 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=hesscl34;456092]I'm afraid to open this link at work...[/quote]

do it, it's funny.

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-10-2008 06:26 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=hesscl34;456041]You don't worry about calling girls!!![/quote]


yeah i tend to stay away from jailbait

FRPLG 07-10-2008 09:13 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[QUOTE=12thMan;456082]hehehe....

[url]http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]

Holy cow! Where do people like this come from. This has to be a work.

724Skinsfan 07-10-2008 09:55 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
It's not. I'm pretty sure that's my dad. I didn't know he was out on parole until a couple of hours ago. Here we go again.

MTK 07-10-2008 11:26 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=12thMan;456082]hehehe....

[URL]http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3[/URL][/quote]


That's the King of all douchebags

I hope she called the police

FRPLG 07-11-2008 12:28 AM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[QUOTE=Mattyk72;456138]That's the King of all douchebags

I hope she called the police[/QUOTE]

She did better than that. She posted it on the internet.

BigSKINBauer 07-11-2008 05:34 PM

Re: How long do you wait to call a girl?
 
[quote=12thMan;456082]hehehe....

[URL]http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3[/URL][/quote]


Haha that guy is a "pick up artist". Like those in the book the game and the show "the pick up artist" that was on VH1. He goes by "dimitri the lover". He charges guys $3000 for 2 day "workshops" on how to pick-up girls. Not surprisingly he does have a history of sexual harassment.

[URL="http://mouemagazine.wordpress.com/2008/06/28/dimitri-the-lover-is-a-loser/"]Dimitri The Lover is a Loser « Moue Magazine[/URL]

haha a post by him and testimonials with a link to his webpage.

[url=http://groups.google.com/group/tor.pagan/browse_thread/thread/7eee1121c2ec073a]DIMITRI THE LOVER SECRET FINALLY REVEALED !!! PICKUP ARTIST, PUA, THE GAME, SEDUCE WOMEN, DATING WOMEN, TORONTO LAIR, MYSTERY METHOD, PICK UP ARTIST, VH1, VENUSIAN ARTS, MEHOW, PICKUP 101, STYLE, NLP, EROTIC HYPNOSIS, DOUBLE YOUR DATING, DAVID D'[/url]


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