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[quote=CRedskinsRule;542379]Why?[/quote]

Because!

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[quote=tryfuhl;542386]I looked into the mirror and I saw myself.. I take the saw and cut the table in half, I put the two halves together to make a "hole" and exit via that

yes, I remember the answer from when I was 4 or 5

[B]the biggest issue with that is that you wouldn't be able to see yourself in a mirror in a completely enclosed box[/B][/quote] Yes THAT is definitely "the biggest issue".

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[quote=FRPLG;542390]Yes THAT is definitely "the biggest issue".[/quote]

Without the saw it'd be difficult to split that table

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[quote=tryfuhl;542386]I looked into the mirror and I saw myself.. I take the saw and cut the table in half, I put the two halves together to make a "hole" and exit via that

yes, I remember the answer from when I was 4 or 5

the biggest issue with that is that you wouldn't be able to see yourself in a mirror in a completely enclosed box[/quote]

In addition to the question of "how you, a table, and and a mirror got into said box in the first place?".

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[quote=Angry;542393]In addition to the question of "how you, a table, and and a mirror got into said box in the first place?".[/quote]

Due to the decreasing supply of fresh air I'd probably start thinking about how it happened after I made my escape, time is of the essence my friend.

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If I eat a 16oz steak will I gain a pound?

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[quote=tryfuhl;541987]In football? It definitely has to vary depending on situation of the game, personnel, opposition, etc

I love seeing a great man corner completely shutdown a number one receiver all game long, but I've never been opposed to seeing someone jump a route from the zone and carrying the ball the other way.[/quote]

I was thinking basketball, but whatever.

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anything?

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[quote=Monksdown;542197]Qdoba is way better. you have been missing out, and you will continue to do so.[/quote]

Never been... I really like one of the sandwiches they have at corner bakery. I think its called the californian or someting. Shits delicious.

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Don't you wanna Fanta?

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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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You mean to tell me you've had this extra pair of gloves this whole time?

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And probably the most thread-appropriate question to ask you:

[IMG]http://eptadros.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/dude-wtf.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://images.bigfail.com/i/f/10/00/414.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=Schneed10;542571][IMG]http://images.bigfail.com/i/f/10/00/414.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

what's with the bathtub being used as a storage closet?

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[quote=firstdown;542490]If I eat a 16oz steak will I gain a pound?[/quote]
the steak was weighed before cooking, so no

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;542517]anything?[/quote]
sure

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[quote=Schneed10;542563]Don't you wanna Fanta?[/quote]
grape

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[quote=Schneed10;542571][IMG]http://images.bigfail.com/i/f/10/00/414.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

that's not potty training, that's organization

bathtub = closet, toilet = crib

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[quote=firstdown;542490]If I eat a 16oz steak will I gain a pound?[/quote]


yes until it comes out the other end of course

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[quote=Schneed10;542564]You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?[/quote]


I F'ing love that movie!

"Son of a bitch ball, why didnt you go home! Thats your home! Are you too good for your home?!? Answer ME!!!!!!

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[quote=GMScud;542614]what's with the bathtub being used as a storage closet?[/quote]


Converted the closet to a walk in shower. Its all the new rave get with the times man![IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon12.gif[/IMG]

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[quote=Schneed10;541770]LOL!!!

Best thread ever!!! Seriously, in all my time here at the Warpath, this is by far and away the most retarded thread of all time.[B] This tops all of Earthquake's rookie threads.[/B] This even tops the classic Roulette System thread. Dare I say it, this is more retarded than... [SIZE=1]Question 3[/SIZE]?

[murmurs of disapproval pervade throughout the Warpath faithful]

Did Schneed actually just suggest a thread could be more retarded than Question 3?

Yes, I'm going there. So Tryfuhl, I ask you this, how does it feel to walk amongst the Halls of the Retarded as they bow at your feet, for thou art their savior?[/quote]


I want my title back! Damnit Shawn!!!

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[quote=hooskins;541717]wtf?[/quote]


I am still waiting for the answer to that one

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[quote=dmek25;541927]who is the better group, the four tops or the temptations?[/quote]


Steve Hightower and the High Tops

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[quote=firstdown;542139]I've had over 6,000 post and I don't know anyone.[/quote]


same here havent met anyone on this site just images in my head

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?

If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?

When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?

Do you know Matt Leinart personally cause Mark Sanchez does?

How old is 15 really?

Should the age of consent be lowered??

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?

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Does chewing gum after meals actually cut down plague?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542629]Steve Hightower and the High Tops[/quote]
sorry, never heard of them

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542637]Does chewing gum after meals actually cut down plague?[/quote]

Damn what kind of gum are you chewing?

Maybe it helps with plaque, but the plague?

LOL

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[quote=dmek25;542701]sorry, never heard of them[/quote]

How about The Five Heartbeats? Ever heard of them?

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[quote=SmootSmack;542705]How about The Five Heartbeats? Ever heard of them?[/quote]What about the Doo Wop Cops?

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[quote=dmek25;542701]sorry, never heard of them[/quote]


from the steve harvey show

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542635]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?

If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?

When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?

Do you know Matt Leinart personally cause Mark Sanchez does?

How old is 15 really?

Should the age of consent be lowered??

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?[/quote]

Somebody's gotta do it

Yes, but hopefully he won't lead a totally effed up life following the movie

it does!

no, so I prob won't get drafted till the 2nd round

lil above 14, lil under 16

for sex? yes, maybe add some more stipulations on the other party's age relation, but 16 and 17 or 18 is really not a large jump in mentality for that

another ridiculous law, I think that you can actually enter at 17 now though.. granted 21 gives you a lil more jumpstart into life away from high school, everyone you have to worry about at 21 was already drinking at 18 or younger anyways.. maybe they could do something gay like non-distilled alcoholic bevs can be 18 and distilled at 21 if they refuse to just lower the age

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542637]Does chewing gum after meals actually cut down plague?[/quote]
Plague, no; plaque, yes

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What is the meaning of life?

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it appears as if I've made my first usertext here, thanks smootsmack

never figured you guys would get so worked up by my boredom and attempt at humor hahaha

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[quote=artmonkdrillz;542755]what is the meaning of life?[/quote]

42 :)

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[quote=tryfuhl;542818]42 :)[/quote]


family guy.

You guys havent seen the episode of house where he cures the plague with 2 sticks of juicy fruit

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;543128]family guy.

You guys havent seen the episode of house where he cures the plague with 2 sticks of juicy fruit[/quote]
what about family guy?

and no, I don't like House