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If I remember right, wasn't it a full-on meltdown? Also, who was the person online stalking someone? I think they were talking about going to someone's house!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163445]If I remember right, wasn't it a full-on meltdown? Also, who was the person online stalking someone? I think they were talking about going to someone's house![/quote]

Yeah, actually went back and found it...I think Saden last words were about pissing on me and in a cup for me to drink. Ironically, Trump is being inaugurated today.


We got into it because he started pulling for the Eagles because Chip Kelly was the HC. Lame shit

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So many memories off this board. 95% of them I haven't thought about in many moons but every once in a while they pop up.

But I do proudly remember the ruckus I caused from this...
[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/avatars/pineapple-jesus-avatar.gif[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;1163449]So many memories off this board. 95% of them I haven't thought about in many moons but every once in a while they pop up.



But I do proudly remember the ruckus I caused from this...

[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/avatars/pineapple-jesus-avatar.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]



lol classic Warpath moment right there

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[QUOTE=Chico23231;1163441]thanks for the help...GMScud, good dude. Yeah, I think I remember Sadden went crazy in here[/QUOTE]



Wasn't it you that drove him over the edge? Lol

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[quote=Chico23231;1163448]Yeah, actually went back and found it...[B]I think Saden last words were about pissing on me and in a cup for me to drink. Ironically, Drumpf is being inaugurated today.
[/B]

We got into it because he started pulling for the Eagles because Chip Kelly was the HC. Lame shit[/quote]

LOOOOOOOOOOL. This actually made me lose my shit. LOL.

And was it him who was looking up private information or was it someone else?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163462]LOOOOOOOOOOL. This actually made me lose my shit. LOL.

And was it him who was looking up private information or was it someone else?[/quote]

Naw Im pretty sure it wasn't...

Id like to hear some of those horror stories though....I forget who it was but I do remember around 6-7 years ago, I want to say another team troll I think was private messaging folks some crazy stuff and the person would post the message to the board like "hey look what this fine fellow just sent me"...

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[quote=Chico23231;1163448]Yeah, actually went back and found it...I think Saden last words were about pissing on me and in a cup for me to drink. Ironically, Trump is being inaugurated today.


[B][I]We got into it because he started pulling for the Eagles[/I][/B] because Chip Kelly was the HC. Lame shit[/quote]

That right there should be an instant ban for life.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;1163449]So many memories off this board. 95% of them I haven't thought about in many moons but every once in a while they pop up.

But I do proudly remember the ruckus I caused from this...
[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/avatars/pineapple-jesus-avatar.gif[/IMG][/quote]

Who is Pineapple Jesus?

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[quote=metalskins;1163469]Who is Pineapple Jesus?[/quote]

Who Kirk Cousins aspires to be! The amazing, one and only, unstoppable, Colt Brennan

[IMG]http://i0.wp.com/www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hot-nfl-qb-colt-brennan.jpg?resize=500%2C350[/IMG]

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;1163473]Who Kirk Cousins aspires to be! The amazing, one and only, unstoppable, Colt Brennan

[IMG]http://i0.wp.com/www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hot-nfl-qb-colt-brennan.jpg?resize=500%2C350[/IMG][/quote]

Oh, Colt Brennan. I remember that dude! Third stringer that I thought might be able to work his way up to being a starter. Didn't he get into some sort of car accident which essentially ended his NFL career?

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The car accident helped end his football career. NFL career was gone before that though.

The talk around here was that Brennan was gonna be the 2nd coming, franchise for years, yadda yadda yadda. You know, the preseason excitement that seems to cling to some long shot people. Some of it was tongue in cheek, some of it not so much. So I threw together that image and it caused quite a stir. It was a hilarious week or so.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;1163765]The car accident helped end his football career. NFL career was gone before that though.

The talk around here was that Brennan was gonna be the 2nd coming, franchise for years, yadda yadda yadda. You know, the preseason excitement that seems to cling to some long shot people. Some of it was tongue in cheek, some of it not so much. So I threw together that image and it caused quite a stir. It was a hilarious week or so.[/quote]

Brennan seemed like he was one of those preseason stars. Much like the little dude, #16 (why can I not remember his name) who returned punts and kickoffs for us? He was great in preseason, but couldn't translate into the regular season.

Are there any guys here from the Yahoo site?

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Brandon Banks?

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[quote=Schneed10;1163820]Brandon Banks?[/quote]


Yes! Brandon Banks! I had a brain fart there! BB was so exciting in the preseason, and then in the regular season, looked like a kid among men! Heard he's tearing it up in the CFL though.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163328]This is him:

[YT]Pm8aWl20g1Q[/YT]

I believe he was actually on Food Network or something at one point.[/quote]

Why is he outside Bobby Boucher's house??

PWNED is my favorite Warpath poster... wise beyond his years.

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When you look back on the threads from several years ago theres a lot of interesting characters that dont post anymore. Does anyone remember that Big Skin Baer guy that sometimes posted nothing more than a million different emojis in a row? Like just the "we want dallas" and "headbanger" and a bunch of others over and over all the way down the page. The way they were coordinated sometimes it looked like he put a lot of thought into it lol

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[img]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f237/redstout/ritaskewed.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f237/redstout/ritacrushdallas.jpg[/img]

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Look at all the old heads reappearing in this thread... BDB, Crazy Canuck, where have youse guys been?

Also thanks for reminding us how weird you are Alvin, I had forgotten by now. Make sure you put those dolls in the freezer when you're done with them.

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Lets not forget Buster aka: Monkeydaddy; for he was a jolly good fella...

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[quote=mooby;1163869]Look at all the old heads reappearing in this thread... BDB, Crazy Canuck, where have youse guys been?

Also thanks for reminding us how weird you are Alvin, I had forgotten by now. [B]Make sure you put those dolls in the freezer when you're done with them[/B].[/quote]

Ha, I remember everyone was like WTF...dolls? And why the freezer?

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[quote=Chico23231;1163873]Ha, I remember everyone was like WTF...dolls? And why the freezer?[/quote]

Bizarre/shock value.
Alcohol may also have been a factor.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163328]This is him:

[YT]Pm8aWl20g1Q[/YT]

I believe he was actually on Food Network or something at one point.[/quote]

No he did some YouTube series called Monkey See Monkey Do

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjWAvLD-MtE[/url]

That guy was just a total ass. I think hess even went out to see him.

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[url]https://monkeysee.com/?s=bbq[/url]

Good that guy is painful.

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[quote=mredskins;1163876]No he did some YouTube series called Monkey See Monkey Do

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjWAvLD-MtE[/url]

That guy was just a total ass. I think hess even went out to see him.[/quote]

Did she really? That's so weird. I also wonder why people just disappear sometimes. I definitely don't post as much as I used to, but I'm always lurking just as much as ever. I mean I get it if someone has like 100 posts, but a lot of the people who just leave have thousands. So odd.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163880]Did she really? That's so weird. I also wonder why people just disappear sometimes. I definitely don't post as much as I used to, but I'm always lurking just as much as ever. I mean I get it if someone has like 100 posts, but a lot of the people who just leave have thousands. So odd.[/quote]

I'm not sure if my life would have purpose if I didn't show up and troll somebody once a week.

I'm a winner.

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HA! I'm wondering. I feel like we're missing someone that we haven't mentioned. I remember AMD. Always liked that dude too.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163880]Did she really? That's so weird. I also wonder why people just disappear sometimes. I definitely don't post as much as I used to, but I'm always lurking just as much as ever. I mean I get it if someone has like 100 posts, but a lot of the people who just leave have thousands. So odd.[/quote]

Not like on a date, but she went to some fair to try his BBQ. She was bat shit crazy in her own right.

It would be cool to do a meet up someday I have literally/virtual known you guys for over a decade.

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For sure. I think we all talked about it a while back. I've met some people over the years at games. Everyone has been very cool. Daseal and Gmanc I consider some of my best friends actually (met them here). Before they moved they'd drive down from DC and we'd all watch the draft at my house.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163890]For sure. I think we all talked about it a while back. I've met some people over the years at games. Everyone has been very cool. Daseal and Gmanc I consider some of my best friends actually (met them here). Before they moved they'd drive down from DC and we'd all watch the draft at my house.[/quote]

Yeah I would love to do a meet up eventually. I have only met one person from here and that was because he sold me tickets to a Skins game once (the Bucs game in 2010 that was McNabb's last game before being benched). I think his name was mlmdub.

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Where is That Guy? dude hasn't been around either...has he?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163880]Did she really? That's so weird. I also wonder why people just disappear sometimes. I definitely don't post as much as I used to, but I'm always lurking just as much as ever. I mean I get it if someone has like 100 posts, but a lot of the people who just leave have thousands. So odd.[/quote]

That's a good question. Why is that? Do they get pissed off or something? I know for me on other forums, I eventually leave because the forums' activity level drops. One forum I was a member of wound up having only about three active members, and it got so boring I had to cut bait. I guess, also, people spend more time on social media like Twitter or Facebook. I'm kind of old school, I like forum boards better.

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Also, didn't OTM (or who was it?) talk about having sex with their sister? I remember thinking, THIS IS BANANAS.

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[quote=themalcolmconnection;1163935]also, didn't otm (or who was it?) talk about having sex with their sister? I remember thinking, this is bananas.[/quote]

wtf????

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163935]Also, didn't OTM (or who was it?) talk about having sex with their sister? I remember thinking, THIS IS BANANAS.[/quote]

LOL! No that was my joke. I will find it hold on.

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You have to read the whole thing.

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This is bad news/ confession thread.

I kissed my sister fairly passionately and I feel awful/disgusted with myself. Here is the whole story below. Tell me your thoughts after you read my confession.First of all just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Smootsmack was a fake account. It was really vinny cerato.

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[QUOTE=skinsfaninok;1163951]Smootsmack was a fake account. It was really vinny cerato.

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[quote=mredskins;1163940]This is bad news/ confession thread.

I kissed my sister fairly passionately and I feel awful/disgusted with myself. Here is the whole story below. Tell me your thoughts after you read my confession.First of all just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.[/quote]


OMG!!!!! LOL!!!!! By the way, my sister's name was Leia! :D