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[quote=12thMan;671704]Didn't he play for the Los Angelos Clippers?[/quote]

Lol, thats what I thought at first glance but it's Elton Brand.

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[quote=12thMan;671704]Didn't he play for the Los Angelos Clippers?[/quote]

LOL. Right and now he's with Philly.

Anyway, rumor that the former Cardinals RG/RT is going to pay us a visit. I think though that someone got their info crossed up and is thinking of last year when he did pay us a visit.

Well if I hear anything more on it, I'll let you know. But I don't think there's anything to it

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[quote=12thMan;671704]Didn't he play for the Los Angelos Clippers?[/quote]

Nah he's that guy on the Food Network right? ;)

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^supposedly Barry Simms is too according to 106.7

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Everyone remember these? Plenty of offensive language in here so skip if you might be offended.
[quote]"We have a game Sunday? F***, I didn't even know. They don't tell me when the games are played. I just run out onto the field and start aiming lasers for f***ing Saturn, you know what I mean? If there's a defense there, whatever. Sexy Rexy is more than happy to spray hot passes all over the defense's chest. Who are we playing? The Lions? Pfft. Those guys aren't sexy. You telling me Jon Kitna is sexy? I've seen white supremacists in prison who are sexier than that do-gooder. No wonder he's a devout Christian. What kind of pussy would he pull on the open market? Dumpster pussy, that's what.

What's that color the Lions wear? Honolulu Blue? Yeah, well I nailed six Hawaiian Tropic girls last week. So while those *******s are busy wearing Honolulu, I'm busy f***ing it. Wore my mesh practice top the whole time, too. And in front of a mirror. Ever stick your finger up your own ass? God, it just felt so right.

Jesus, now that you told me I'm playing Detroit, I'm all ****ing hot. God dammit. I gotta go throw something. Now. I just... I just can't take the anticipation. It's driving me buc wild. Such a depleted secondary. So many long, long throws. You know I accidentally f***ed Olin Kreuntz once? True story.

So, you play fantasy football? That's funny. Because I am fantasy football. Girls watch me throw and they ovulate. It's just the way I move. So poised. So strong. So fluid. They know I'm undressing the defense with my arm. Oh, Daddy says that Rex Grossman is up to no good. And you know what, honey? Your daddy is right. I am thinking nasty, nasty thoughts when I'm out there. I throw that ball sixty yards, and I just wanna ram a stick of butter up some girl's ass. I can't help it. Football and sex just go together for me. It's a natural fit, just like any girl is a natural fit on me.

Hope you win, kid. Either way, Rex is f***ing that night."[/quote]

[quote]
"Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? F*** it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But f*** that. Dumpoff passes are for f a g g o t s. I'm f***ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? F*** that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is f***ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She f***ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt f***ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the f***ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am f***ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I f***. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am."[/quote]

New AV

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[quote=CultBrennan59;671710]^supposedly Barry Simms is too according to 106.7[/quote]

I hope not!! He's a walking penalty flag.

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Interesting, Collins signs a one year deal with the Packers.
[url=http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/03/09/report-collins-signs-tender-with-packers/]NFL.com Blogs » Blog Archive Report: Collins signs tender with Packers «[/url]

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[quote=12thMan;671714]Interesting, Collins signs a one year deal with the Packers.
[url=http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/03/09/report-collins-signs-tender-with-packers/]NFL.com Blogs » Blog Archive Report: Collins signs tender with Packers «[/url][/quote]

Nice try :)

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I really starting to get the impression Bruce Allen is being incredibly cheap...
Per Adam Shefter's twitter:
From Washington to KC: Steelers free-agent RB Willie Parker is scheduled to visit the Chiefs on Thursday,

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[quote=diehardskin2982;671732][B]I really starting to get the impression Bruce Allen is being incredibly cheap...[/B]
Per Adam Shefter's twitter:
From Washington to KC: Steelers free-agent RB Willie Parker is scheduled to visit the Chiefs on Thursday,[/quote]

Could be.

Alternatively, he could be taking pains to change the rep of the Redskins from "the place where you get paid" to "the place where you play hard."

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That's a bit surprising. I thought we were pretty much a lock

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^ Thats all well and good changing our rep but I hope we are offering what the other 31 teams are offering. not insulting players... I feel like a Jags fan!

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^^I got to agree with you on that. I read somewhere that with all the skins past cuts we signed/didn't sign someone like Foote, Dansby, Gandy, Lilja, Parker, Clifton, Jammal Williams, Darren Sharper?

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By the way, the running back who I mentioned the other day will be cut soon but I couldn't figure out who it is...it looks like it's going to be Laurence Maroney. A guy I've mentioned in the past. Not sure, but I know the Pats are shopping him. They'll probably find a taker but if they don't find one by draft day, he's likely gone.

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Chiefs just signed Thomas Jones, so Parker might be turning right back around to Ashburn

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[quote=SmootSmack;671741]By the way, the running back who I mentioned the other day will be cut soon but I couldn't figure out who it is...it looks like it's going to be Laurence Maroney. A guy I've mentioned in the past. Not sure, but I know the Pats are shopping him. They'll probably find a taker but if they don't find one by draft day, he's likely gone.[/quote]

Now him I would sign for the right price.

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I wonder how this is gonna play for parker? I know he is pissed at his agent for sending him to ashburn first... Those Cheap Bastards!!!

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[quote=Lotus;671736]Could be.

Alternatively, he could be taking pains to change the rep of the Redskins from "the place where you get paid" to "the place where you play hard."[/quote]

I like the alternative better.

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I'm not sure whether we just don't want some of these guys much or whether we're just not willing to pay them. I mean no ARE contracts where you pay someone like they're a superstar, but what's the big deal with giving a guy just enough to stick around?

I know Allen said that we'd be hosting some guys but it doesn't mean that we'll offer them a contract, which happens, but what's the point in hosting so many and apparently not locking anyone up?

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Parker's visit to the Chiefs not surprisingly has been cancelled

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[quote=SmootSmack;671754]Parker's visit to the Chiefs not surprisingly has been cancelled[/quote]

heh

was there anyone else looking at him? the only visits I knew of were here and there

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Could I be see redskins free agent signing number... 2?

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[quote=CultBrennan59;671757]Could I be see redskins free agent signing number... 2?[/quote]

vet minimum for Parker

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not even... Jets now need a RB

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[quote=theJBexperience;671762]vet minimum for Parker[/quote]

what?

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Maybe Bruce Allen is secretly a member of this board. And maybe because of all the [B][B][B]GOD DAMN[/B][/B][/B] references to the vet minimum has caused Allen to offer only the vet minimum when he brings in veterans for visits. See what happens when you all talk stupid?

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[quote=PHazard;671765]Maybe Bruce Allen is secretly a member of this board. And maybe because of all the [B][B][B]GOD DAMN[/B][/B][/B] references to the vet minimum has caused Allen to offer only the vet minimum when he brings in veterans for visits. See what happens when you all talk stupid?[/quote]

You and four other guys feel the same way.

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Maybe were not cheap maybe their trying to bend us over & were not going for it.

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So -- what about Derek Anderson? He was released today, former pro-bowler 2-3 years ago - and he's YOUNG - 26 years old. Struggled the last year or two, but the potential is there...
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4979700]Cleveland Browns release former Pro Bowl quarterback Derek Anderson - ESPN[/url]

Right now Bradford may get drafted #1, and Clausen may not be a franchise QB. It may make sense to draft Okung or Davis as a Tackle, and then use a FA like Derek Anderson to compete with Campbell.. Of course there will be other teams interested we'd have to compete with (and we don't seem to lock up FA's anymore..).

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Derek Anderson was a one hit wonder. He will never have that type of success again.

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[quote=ethat001;671769]So -- what about Derek Anderson? He was released today, former pro-bowler 2-3 years ago - and he's YOUNG - 26 years old. Struggled the last year or two, but the potential is there...
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4979700]Cleveland Browns release former Pro Bowl quarterback Derek Anderson - ESPN[/url]

Right now Bradford may get drafted #1, and Clausen may not be a franchise QB. It may make sense to draft Okung or Davis as a Tackle, and then use a FA like Derek Anderson to compete with Campbell.. Of course there will be other teams interested we'd have to compete with (and we don't seem to lock up FA's anymore..).[/quote]

I would bring him in he's worth a look a decent long ball thrower.

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[quote=ethat001;671769]So -- what about Derek Anderson? He was released today, former pro-bowler 2-3 years ago - and he's YOUNG - 26 years old. Struggled the last year or two, but the potential is there...
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4979700]Cleveland Browns release former Pro Bowl quarterback Derek Anderson - ESPN[/url]

Right now Bradford may get drafted #1, and Clausen may not be a franchise QB. It may make sense to draft Okung or Davis as a Tackle, and then use a FA like Derek Anderson to compete with Campbell.. Of course there will be other teams interested we'd have to compete with (and we don't seem to lock up FA's anymore..).[/quote]

I'd at least interview him. If he doesn't make it out of camp, oh well.

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Derek Anderson sucks. I mean, seriously, he has no touch or accuracy on his short passes(Browns game against us in 2008) and just chucks it up there for grabs when he's pressured(basing this on a preseason game interception).

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If Anderson will sign cheap then bring him in. Competition at all positions is good. Good luck to him in making the team, though.

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The Broncos just signed Jamal Williams as their NT. With Justin Bannan and Jarvis Green as DEs, man that is one tough front line, that is if they stay healthy all year.

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[quote=ethat001;671769]So -- what about Derek Anderson? He was released today, former pro-bowler 2-3 years ago - and he's YOUNG - 26 years old. Struggled the last year or two, but the potential is there...
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4979700]Cleveland Browns release former Pro Bowl quarterback Derek Anderson - ESPN[/url]

Right now Bradford may get drafted #1, and Clausen may not be a franchise QB. It may make sense to draft Okung or Davis as a Tackle, and then use a FA like Derek Anderson to compete with Campbell.. Of course there will be other teams interested we'd have to compete with (and we don't seem to lock up FA's anymore..).[/quote]

I think drafting oline now worry about QB is for sure the way to go. I wouldnt mind trying to get Anderson for competition, but i got to think that he could land with a team that gives him a better chance at starting.

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Yeah broncos have quietly been makin ALOT of moves to improve for 2010.

On the Derek Anderson front, why would he be an upgrade over bringing rex grossman in? Both Anderson and grossman suck but at least grossman has played in this offense.

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[quote=PHazard;671782]Yeah broncos have quietly been makin ALOT of moves to improve for 2010.

On the Derek Anderson front, why would he be an upgrade over bringing rex grossman in? Both Anderson and grossman suck but at least grossman has played in this offense.[/quote]

Rex has a better haircut. It would go over better with dcs fickle fans!