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mheisig 06-23-2006 11:44 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.[/QUOTE]

Imbalance is wrong! WRONG!

The actual size is unimportant as long as it's proportional. To me, Pamela Anderson just isn't that hot cause everything's all out of whack.

mheisig 06-23-2006 11:45 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.

gibbsisgod 06-23-2006 11:47 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!

724Skinsfan 06-23-2006 11:50 AM

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Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.

mheisig 06-23-2006 11:51 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
Oh but I do. You gotta have SOME taste and discernment.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-23-2006 11:53 AM

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This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs.

gibbsisgod 06-23-2006 11:53 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=724Skinsfan]Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.[/quote]true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to hap-penis

724Skinsfan 06-23-2006 11:55 AM

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[quote=gibbsisgod]true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to [B]happenis[/B][/quote]

HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it looks likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?

gibbsisgod 06-23-2006 11:56 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=724Skinsfan]HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?[/quote]thats right, i did some editing.

mheisig 06-23-2006 11:57 AM

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All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.

724Skinsfan 06-23-2006 11:57 AM

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you mean etiting?

gibbsisgod 06-23-2006 11:59 AM

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[quote=724Skinsfan]you mean etiting?[/quote]bah-zing!

TheMalcolmConnection 06-23-2006 12:00 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=mheisig]All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.[/quote]

Or IMPLANTS?!? Those feel NASTY.

gibbsisgod 06-23-2006 12:00 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=mheisig]All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.[/quote]never really cared for the pancake look. kinda grosses me out.

12thMan 06-23-2006 12:00 PM

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I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!


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