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[quote=mheisig]Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.[/quote]

Man Law

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[QUOTE=12thMan]I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind![/QUOTE]

A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?

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[quote=12thMan]Man Law[/quote]
That goes for any chick considered to be a "butterface." [I]Everything[/I] must be taken into consideration but, of course, her face.

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That's what paper bags are for.

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[quote=mheisig]A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?[/quote]

Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?

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[quote=mheisig]A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?[/quote]

Two in the bush? Stay away from those types. You're only asking for disappointment.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?[/QUOTE]

Or she's really, really flexible.

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or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww!

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Too far, sir, too far!

Shaved is the way to go.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww![/quote]

Nothing wrong with a nice little bushy bush...!!!

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landing strip for me thanks.

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Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.

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[quote=mheisig]Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.[/quote]

How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.[/quote]i might give her a hate f.

it might feel like your really taking it to the enemy!

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.[/QUOTE]

Just shaved into a star I could probably explain away and get down to business.

If it were dyed blue I might have to turn her over.