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So I just had my early-afternoon crap and I've got to tell you I came THIS close to topping the one from before.

It appears I had a structural integrity or "grippiness" problem, as the log was doing just fine on it's way out. Unfortunately, upon aquatic entry it split in half and I ended up with two moderate-sized logs (and a third floater that came out of nowhere).

Had it held together for the entire process I am positive that in sheer length I would have surpassed the CoPE. However in overall girth I'm not so sure - this new one definitely had more length than girth. It is a moot point, however, since it broke apart.

I'm thinking I had maybe a tad too much Metamucil - might be time to scale that back a shade. Like someone else mentioned, it may be time to add a drop or two of Elmer's Glue to my lunch.

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See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...

POO STORIES.

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Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.

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I dropped out of the Man law thread for a while due to scheduling problems. I usually am sleeping all day so I miss out on the brunt of discussion. Yesterday I was awoken at 9PM and now I hope to stay awake the rest of the day so I can sleep at a decent time and awake tomorrow before noon and be back on schedule. I say this wondering if with my time away, did i miss 'poo stories'

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...

POO STORIES.[/QUOTE]

I pretty much have to be religious about it. I was what they call a "hard gainer," only way I could build muscle was by being religious about my diet. 2 years and 60lbs of lean muscle mass has me pretty psyched though ;)

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.[/QUOTE]

I'm doing my best.

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Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.

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[quote=mheisig]I'm doing my best.[/quote]

Shoot, you're the MVP, literally carrying the load!

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.[/QUOTE]

Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.

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Said proof has already been posted, but I'll be happy to post it again.

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[IMG]http://www.digitalhit.com/fest/tiff/2003/5/t03i-5-74.jpg[/IMG]

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She's kind of like Jennifer Aniston...






...but with way bigger tits!

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I don't think the Man Law said anything about the proof being posted earlier - I believe it must be posted anew each and every time.

I want boobies.

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I don't see any boobies...

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[quote=mheisig]Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.[/quote]

Yes, this Man Law was enacted/passed on the first page I believe.