Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 

[quote=gabe1984;305441]Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?[/quote]


Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.

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I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 

[quote=724Skinsfan;305708]Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.[/quote]

HOW TO LITERALY PICK UP A CHICK, Niiiiiicccceeeee.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;305706]what are you talking about[/quote]
I take it you're not a fan of Brian Regan.

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 

[quote=angryssg;305710]I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA![/quote]

my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 

[quote=canthetuna;305799]my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...[/quote]

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!

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Dear hesscl34,

The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken?

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 

[QUOTE=canthetuna;305799]my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...[/QUOTE]


Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.

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[QUOTE=saden1;305814]Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.[/QUOTE]

Man ain't that the truth. I love going to the bank around here on Saturday mornings

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[quote=SmootSmack;305817]Man ain't that the truth. I love going to the bank around here on Saturday mornings[/quote]

I need to bank where you guys bank. I have to be drunk to enter my bank just so the women look half way human.

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Gym? What is a gym?

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[quote=GMScud;305695]Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.[/quote]

I'm with and I'm sure Matty can attest since he just got married in the past year, but since girls around here have known I'm about to get married, ALL they do is ask about it, ask if I want to "hang out".

Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.

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This kid is a pro, we should ask him for the secrets.
[IMG]http://postcards.elliott.org/images/chick.jpg[/IMG]

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oohhh oohhh...


for the gym chick..

"I see you're wearing nike's.... Just Do It, huh.... Yeah I gotcha.... I gotcha...."

be sure and sligtly squint your eyes and nod your head alot.... that always gets em....

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305858]I'm with and I'm sure Matty can attest since he just got married in the past year, but since girls around here have known I'm about to get married, ALL they do is ask about it, ask if I want to "hang out".

Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.[/quote]

Damn, so if they were actually suggesting a menage-e-trois your fiancee wouldn't rip their uterus out? You're a lucky guy TMC!:thumb:

I just got the "hang out" question on Monday. Grrrrrr. Where the hell were you when I was single?? It almost makes me mad. Especially when the girl is really hot.