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[quote=DynamiteRave;399953]There's no male strip clubs around here! Ugh and if they were I bet they are all sleezy with sticky floors. The one male strip club I know of is a gay one. There's no point in a male strip club where the guys are only into each other.

Besides, you have a wife! She can give you a lap dance. lol
[B][I]I am married... means as Chris Rock says... she has tenure, so all of that stuff stops.[/I][/B]

We need to high jack this into bigger and better things: Where's the craziest place you made whoopee? :D[/quote]
[B][I]One time, at Band Camp... no... ok, how about a true one... on a bar stool in a crowded club... back in the day of course.[/I][/B]

[B][I]What about you?[/I][/B]

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399955][B][I]One time, at Band Camp... no... ok, how about a true one... on a bar stool in a crowded club... back in the day of course.[/I][/B]

[B][I]What about you?[/I][/B][/quote]

lol that's a pretty good one.

Movie Theater. During Batman Returns. I didn't really get into that movie anyway, so it was worth it. lol

Oops. Its not Returns cause I was only a kid when that came out. lol it was the last Batman movie. The one with Christian Bale? I can't remember the name of it so it was obvious, I wasn't paying attention during the movie anyway. lol

Found it! It's Batman Begins. lol THATs the movie. :D

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[quote=DynamiteRave;399956]lol that's a pretty good one.

Movie Theater. During Batman Returns. I didn't really get into that movie anyway, so it was worth it. lol

Oops. Its not Returns cause I was only a kid when that came out. lol it was the last Batman movie. The one with Christian Bale? I can't remember the name of it so it was obvious, I wasn't paying attention during the movie anyway. lol

Found it! It's Batman Begins. lol THATs the movie. :D[/quote]

I have never done everything in the theater, but I received favors....

But of course, that was not my wife... my wife is a good girl.

Actually, we have to be careful, because there was a thread about the strangest place you did it....

How about we go with...mmmm........ weirdest date.

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399961]I have never done everything in the theater, but I received favors....

But of course, that was not my wife... my wife is a good girl.

Actually, we have to be careful, because there was a thread about the strangest place you did it....

How about we go with...mmmm........ weirdest date.[/quote]

Weirdest date with a girl was.. I went out with her once (I'll make it known I swing both ways. Sigh yes, I'm one of THOSE girls. You know all those drunken nights.. But I digress). Anyway, to make a long story short, she was loud and obnoxious as shit but of course I was cordial and made like I was enjoying her company. And to make a long story short she let me down and said we just had a "friend-like" chemistry. I was like what? You're the loud and obnoxious bitch and you're letting me down? And yet when I asked her why she never gave me a direct answer and still to this day (cause we did stay friends), she'll tell me that she did give me an answer.

My weirdest date with a guy was. Well the date was actually really good. But a weird moment in it was when he said he needed to buy a soda because he had bad breath. I didn't really know how to respond to that. But he was such a sweet guy. I couldn't really fault him for that.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;399963]Weirdest date with a girl was.. I went out with her once (I'll make it known I swing both ways. Sigh yes, I'm one of THOSE girls. You know all those drunken nights.. But I digress). Anyway, to make a long story short, she was loud and obnoxious as shit but of course I was cordial and made like I was enjoying her company. And to make a long story short she let me down and said we just had a "friend-like" chemistry. I was like what? You're the loud and obnoxious bitch and you're letting me down? And yet when I asked her why she never gave me a direct answer and still to this day (cause we did stay friends), she'll tell me that she did give me an answer.

My weirdest date with a guy was. Well the date was actually really good. But a weird moment in it was when he said he needed to buy a soda because he had bad breath. I didn't really know how to respond to that. But he was such a sweet guy. I couldn't really fault him for that.[/quote]

I will tell a more fun story...

I met a girl off the internet... within 5 minutes, I just knew nothing was going to happen... and I just didn't care... so I said, well, I am just not feelin it... but I always like bjs... damn if she didn't take me to my car and do that and then leave.

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where we gonna meet up?

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399964]I will tell a more fun story...

I met a girl off the internet... within 5 minutes, I just knew nothing was going to happen... and I just didn't care... so I said, well, I am just not feelin it... but I always like bjs... damn if she didn't take me to my car and do that and then leave.[/quote]

lol maybe she was just in it for the loving? Or maybe she was just a hoooooooooo?

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[quote=DynamiteRave;399968]lol maybe she was just in it for the loving? Or maybe she was just a hoooooooooo?[/quote]
I believe the later... but it was fun.

Someone is trying to unhijack this thread. OK, what is your most fun 3some story... You tell and I will tell

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399975]I believe the later... but it was fun.

Someone is trying to unhijack this thread. OK, what is your most fun 3some story... You tell and I will tell[/quote]

lol geez, I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm the jealous type so I can't handle 3-somes yet. But you can go ahead and share your story. :D

As we wait for Matty to come and close this thread. lol

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[quote=DynamiteRave;399976]lol geez, I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm the jealous type so I can't handle 3-somes yet. But you can go ahead and share your story. :D

As we wait for Matty to come and close this thread. lol[/quote]
Nah... if you can't share, it ain't fare... OK, you pick the new topic of our hijack

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399980]Nah... if you can't share, it ain't fare... OK, you pick the new topic of our hijack[/quote]

lol I can't think of new hijack topics... Hmmm. Whats wrong with kids today? Why are people so afraid of my generation paying for my parents social security? lol

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[quote=DynamiteRave;399983]lol I can't think of new hijack topics... Hmmm. Whats wrong with kids today? Why are people so afraid of my generation paying for my parents social security? lol[/quote]
Well, as someone old enough to be your parent.... Perhaps because you haven't found an identity... that is what is wrong with kids today.

Whya are we so afraid of your generation paying for social security is because the baby boom created a situation where you will have more people collecting from the system than can currently support it. You can thank that to horny people coming back from WWII & modern medicine.

What other life questions do you have grasshopper?? (btw... the sex stories were more fun)

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399989]Well, as someone old enough to be your parent.... Perhaps because you haven't found an identity... that is what is wrong with kids today.

Whya are we so afraid of your generation paying for social security is because the baby boom created a situation where you will have more people collecting from the system than can currently support it. You can thank that to horny people coming back from WWII & modern medicine.

What other life questions do you have grasshopper?? (btw... the sex stories were more fun)[/quote]

lol hey I need a little more time to get some more sex experience under my belt! Ask me again in 5 years and I'll have better answers for you. :D

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[quote=DynamiteRave;399990]lol hey I need a little more time to get some more sex experience under my belt! Ask me again in 5 years and I'll have better answers for you. :D[/quote]
DAMN!!!!!!!! If I was only single... oh well... have a good night Dynamite.

BTW... Matty put an end to my campaign for negs... so hit me with some pos before he kicks me off of here.

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[quote=Redskin Rich;399993]DAMN!!!!!!!! If I was only single... oh well... have a good night Dynamite.

BTW... Matty put an end to my campaign for negs... so hit me with some pos before he kicks me off of here.[/quote]

lol I'll try. It wont let me give you anymore good rep right away, so I'll rep other people for awhile and then rep you again. :D