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firstdown 09-08-2009 05:59 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=mredskins;585792]^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.[/quote]
My buddy who work in construction some had the same deal. After blowing one out one morning the owner asked him if they could insulated the walls and add a better fan.LOL

hooskins 09-10-2009 11:03 AM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol

SmootSmack 09-10-2009 11:39 AM

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[quote=hooskins;586444][B]I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. [/B]About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol[/quote]

Excessive backsplash?

MTK 09-10-2009 11:45 AM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
What do you do in this situation? This is the deal in my office:

Bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. You walk in and someone is at the urinal, do you take an empty stall or saddle up next to the other guy at the urinal? Just to add a twist, if you are at the urinal closest to the stalls, when the bathroom door opens people walking by can see in and see you at the urinal (why this has never been fixed is beyond me, been here 5 years and after numerous complaints nothing has been done, all that needs to be done is one of those divider things by the door :doh:).

RobH4413 09-10-2009 01:29 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
I hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time I wash my hands I end up looking like I took a piss while doing jumping jacks.

mredskins 09-10-2009 02:08 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=Mattyk72;586472]What do you do in this situation? This is the deal in my office:

Bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. You walk in and someone is at the urinal, do you take an empty stall or saddle up next to the other guy at the urinal? Just to add a twist, if you are at the urinal closest to the stalls, when the bathroom door opens people walking by can see in and see you at the urinal (why this has never been fixed is beyond me, been here 5 years and after numerous complaints nothing has been done, all that needs to be done is one of those divider things by the door :doh:).[/quote]


Find a new job.

MTK 09-10-2009 02:11 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
^^ believe me I'm trying, not much out there right now

TheMalcolmConnection 09-10-2009 04:05 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
OK, so I work at a university and the students just started back. I don't know what it is about this place that has the students look OVER the stalls to see if someone is using that particular stall. That's now happened to me at least a dozen times since I've been here.

Monkeydad 09-10-2009 04:13 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=hooskins;586444]I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol[/quote]

So you were watching "people" use the bathroom?

Unisex bathroom?

hooskins 09-10-2009 04:51 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=Buster;586573]So you were watching "people" use the bathroom?

Unisex bathroom?[/quote]

lol you guys suck. I was in rage during my post and I didnt really think.

I saw dudes violating the man law. And no, I wasnt literally "pissed". My pants were dry. I was quite upset..lol

SBXVII 09-17-2009 10:10 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
Well allow me to throw in an interesting wrinkle. I can remember going to a Caps game yrs ago (late 70' or early 80's) and when I was taken to the bathroom (as a kid) I can remember the trough urinal. You walked up and pee'd on the wall. LOL. No dividers. I guess you either don't go, use the stall, or get seriously drunk so you don't care who's watching. LOL. ;)

jamf 09-18-2009 09:55 AM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=robh4413;586522]i hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time i wash my hands i end up looking like i took a piss while doing jumping jacks.[/quote]


ahahah!

MTK 09-18-2009 10:56 AM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=RobH4413;586522]I hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time I wash my hands I end up looking like I took a piss while doing jumping jacks.[/quote]

dude I have this problem all the time. No matter how careful I try to be I always seem to get water splattered all over the front of me. Then I have to wipe myself down until I can leave the bathroom without looking like I just pissed myself like a 2 year old. So annoying.

BDBohnzie 09-18-2009 11:09 AM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=SBXVII;590843]Well allow me to throw in an interesting wrinkle. I can remember going to a Caps game yrs ago (late 70' or early 80's) and when I was taken to the bathroom (as a kid) I can remember the trough urinal. You walked up and pee'd on the wall. LOL. No dividers. I guess you either don't go, use the stall, or get seriously drunk so you don't care who's watching. LOL. ;)[/quote]
I usually go with Option C in order to use the trough, but if I know it's a trough arrangement where I'm going, I make sure I get to the point where if I don't go now, it's going to run down my leg because at that point, I don't care if there's a webcam on my junk, I'm gonna go.

mredskins 09-18-2009 11:13 AM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
The trough is still available at every PA Speedway men's room. Lincoln Speedway has the "best" one in turn four.


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