Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=skinsguy;613368]Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
[B]otherwise not cool[/B]!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.[/quote]

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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Voting is needed
To find the best haikus here
Get this set up mods

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

"**** you dan snyder
**** you vinny cerrato
**** you head coach zorn"

Didn't make that one
stole poem from another site
use it anyway.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=RobH4413;613150]Joe gibbs left us this?
brian orakpo uses
all my syllables[/quote]
:laughing2

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=12thMan;613161]Same story, different year
Portis lost his second gear
Time for drunk thread with a beer.[/quote]
ahh the elusive 7-7-7 haikuu

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=Angry;613354]^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".[/quote]
I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=tryfuhl;613628]I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade[/quote]


Maybe I should have written "Re-learned".

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

we lost to the lions
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
Andy Reid is still fatter
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=cdskins26;613707] [B]lost to the lions[/B]
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins[/quote]


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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;613709]All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
[B]Andy Reid is still fatter[/B]
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!![/quote]

Fixed

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=Angry;613712]Fixed[/quote]Ha, thanks. I fixed my post too. The creative juices were flowing fast than I could type.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

WTF? The RAIDERS beat the EAGLES and prepped them for US!
Now even ASIAN poetry is more entertaining!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Vinny getting canned,
Why! Oh Why! We stay and wait,
The date he gets banned!