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BDBohnzie 05-20-2010 10:59 AM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

mredskins 05-20-2010 11:11 AM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;702303]You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.[/quote]

Fairfax Hooters = No hot chicks

tryfuhl 05-20-2010 11:35 AM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=mredskins;702305]Fairfax Hooters = No hot chicks[/quote]
lol we used to hit the Manassas one all of the time, drank nearly for free

helps when the waitresses are LEGITIMATELY flirting, but it's not as pretty to see

mredskins 05-20-2010 12:47 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=tryfuhl;702316]lol we used to hit the Manassas one all of the time, drank nearly for free

helps when the waitresses are LEGITIMATELY flirting, but it's not as pretty to see[/quote]


Now I have probably not been in there since 2004, talking Fairfax, but it seemed like every waitress there dated a cop and it was a huge cop hang out place. Not necessarily a bad thing it was just odd the level of LEO there.

GMScud 05-20-2010 01:12 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;702303]You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. [B]I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line.[/B] Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.[/quote]

I think you're definitely right about that one. I've been to Hooters in Tampa, Boca Raton, and Gainesville, and the women were for the most part really hot. My fiancee and I had burgers at the Hooters at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore last year, and even she had to comment at the lack of talent. An unattractive girl is one thing. An unattractive girl who is so overloaded with make-up because she's trying desperately to pull off the Hooters thing is another. Kinda gross.

KLHJ2 05-20-2010 01:57 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
I must be missing something because I don't think that the Hooters in Rockville is lacking talent. I was in Myrtle Beack last month and didn't see any difference in talent. Unless a southern accent makes a woman more attractive.

mredskins 05-20-2010 02:29 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
I can't believe this thread has gone this far without mentioning Raisins!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkhixg_sNg4&feature=related]YouTube - Raisins (South Park Commentary - Season 7)[/url]

over the mountain 05-20-2010 02:41 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
hahaha raisins! "ohhh heeeeyyyy!"

BDBohnzie 05-20-2010 03:35 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=Angry;702376]I must be missing something because I don't think that the Hooters in Rockville is lacking talent. I was in Myrtle Beack last month and didn't see any difference in talent. Unless a southern accent makes a woman more attractive.[/quote]
Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours.

KLHJ2 05-20-2010 03:37 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;702431]Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you[B] have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours[/B].[/quote]

Makes sense.

mredskins 05-20-2010 03:51 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;702431]Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an [B]"A" squad that'll work peak hours[/B].[/quote]


[B]Store Manager:[/B] [I]"Yeah Kim got you on Tuesday afternoon 2 -5 and here is your free gym membership."[/I]

[B]Kim:[/B][I] frown[/I]


Actually I was just thinking and the best Hooters I have ever gone too is Chinatown Hooters next to the Verizon Center, every girl in there was a lot of fun. It was really laid back and tons of fun.

KLHJ2 05-20-2010 04:03 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=mredskins;702437][B]Store Manager:[/B] [I]"Yeah Kim got you on Tuesday afternoon 2 -5 and here is your free gym membership."[/I]

[B]Kim:[/B][I] frown[/I]
[/quote]

:lol:

SolidSnake84 05-20-2010 04:22 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
I'll chime in on this one...the closest hooters around here had some YOUNG girls that were working there...it would blow me away if any of them were 18...they do seem to have two squads. You'd assume the youngest looking ones would be the A squad, and the older, less perfect one would be the "b" squad.

That lady, while looking a bit old, still looks good and i could see her pushing somebody on the A squad if she wore a different bra...

mredskins 05-20-2010 04:25 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=SolidSnake84;702446][B]I'll chime in on this one...the closest hooters around here had some YOUNG girls that were working there...[/B]it would blow me away if any of them were 18...they do seem to have two squads. You'd assume the youngest looking ones would be the A squad, and the older, less perfect one would be the "b" squad.

That lady, while looking a bit old, still looks good and i could see her pushing somebody on the A squad if she wore a different bra...[/quote]


I think you are confusing your Raisins as a Hooters, double check next time you go.

SmootSmack 05-20-2010 04:49 PM

Re: Too FAT for Hooters?
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;702303]You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.[/quote]

Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?


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