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1. SI columnist
2. tossing
3. salad
4. billy parcells

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection][SIZE=6]LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SIZE=2]I have to give you major props for that one. It's rare when I laugh so hard my co-workers have to come ask what I'm laughing at.[/SIZE]
[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
I thought I'd get someone to laugh...'cause I was laughing while typing it.

1) Mom
2) Porking
3) Best Friend
4) going to jail after beating said best friend to death

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[quote=BDBohnzie]I thought I'd get someone to laugh...'cause I was laughing while typing it.

1) Mom
2) Porking
3) Best Friend
4) going to jail after beating said best friend to death[/quote]

Sounds like a Billy Bob Thornton movie!

[I]I like the way you type! Mmm-hmm.[/I]

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[quote=724Skinsfan]1) N-Sync CD
2) playing in
3) CD player
4) known as TheMalcolmConnection[/quote]

HAHAHAAH! Just caught that one. AND SHADDUP. I have NO N'Sync CD. Just Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees and O-Town. Does that make me flambuoyant?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHAHAAH! Just caught that one. AND SHADDUP. I have NO N'Sync CD. Just Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees and O-Town. Does that make me flambuoyant?[/quote]

Do you have an autographed copy of the lance bass People?

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I WISH.

Seriously though, could they NOT have found a gayer picture of him?

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I guess they really tried to capture his homoeroticism.

Kudos to the photographer. Kudos.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHAHAAH! Just caught that one. AND SHADDUP. I have NO N'Sync CD. Just Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees and O-Town. Does that make me flambuoyant?[/quote]

No, it makes you "flame-boy ant".

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I WISH.

Seriously though, could they NOT have found a gayer picture of him?[/quote]

Did you see the Daily Show last week when they talked about that picture? Jon Stewart said something along the lines of "Lance Bass, striking a pose to confirm his new lifestyle..." it was pretty funny.

And then I found five bucks.

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Hm, interesting. I remember my fiancee called me about the whole Lance Bass thing and was like, "Can you believe it?"

I was like, "You didn't already know?"

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Did you see the Daily Show last week when they talked about that picture? Jon Stewart said something along the lines of "Lance Bass, striking a pose to confirm his new lifestyle..." it was pretty funny.

And then I found five bucks.[/quote]

You guys ever catch when Will Sasso played him on MadTV? It was HILARIOUS.

On a side note, someone needs to make up a new Mad Lib.

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I think AMD should continue being the Mad-Libs writer.

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TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {BLANK}. Once inside they heard some {BLANK} that was so {BLANK} that they just had to {BLANK} right there in the middle of the {BLANK}. The manager came out and started {BLANKing} and {BLANKed} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {BLANK} again.

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I think I've finally found my calling in life. Mad Libs writer.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {BLANK}. Once inside they heard some {BLANK} that was so {BLANK} that they just had to {BLANK} right there in the middle of the {BLANK}. The manager came out and started {BLANKing} and {BLANKed} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {BLANK} again.[/quote]

1) Blank
2) Blank
3) Blank
4) Blank
5) Blank
6) Blanking
7) Blanking
8) Blank

I think this paints the picture quite nicely!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {BLANK}. Once inside they heard some {BLANK} that was so {BLANK} that they just had to {BLANK} right there in the middle of the {BLANK}. The manager came out and started {BLANKing} and {BLANKed} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {BLANK} again.[/quote]

TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {noun}. Once inside they heard some {noun} that was so {adj} that they just had to {verb} right there in the middle of the {noun}. The manager came out and started {gerund} and {verb(past tense)} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {adverb?(not great with grammer)} again.

Now that is a mad lib.

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[QUOTE=hooskins]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {noun}. Once inside they heard some {noun} that was so {adj} that they just had to {verb} right there in the middle of the {noun}. The manager came out and started {gerund} and {verb(past tense)} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {adverb?(not great with grammer)} again.

Now that is a mad lib.[/QUOTE]

gerund?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {BLANK}. Once inside they heard some {BLANK} that was so {BLANK} that they just had to {BLANK} right there in the middle of the {BLANK}. The manager came out and started {BLANKing} and {BLANKed} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {BLANK} again.[/quote]

1) strip club
2) gossip
3) flambuoyant
4) bust out fisticuffs
5) catwalk
6) cheering on Malcolm
7) nicely escorted

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[quote=TAFKAS]gerund?[/quote]

yeah gerund, like 'ing words basically.

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[quote=hooskins]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {noun}. Once inside they heard some {noun} that was so {adj} that they just had to {verb} right there in the middle of the {noun}. The manager came out and started {gerund} and {verb(past tense)} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {adverb?(not great with grammer)} again.

Now that is a mad lib.[/quote]

1) whore house
2) wild STRAIGHT sex
3) bodacious
4) pay up
5) lobby
6) giving mad props
7) helped
8) to crappy whore houses

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {BLANK}. Once inside they heard some {BLANK} that was so {BLANK} that they just had to {BLANK} right there in the middle of the {BLANK}. The manager came out and started {BLANKing} and {BLANKed} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {BLANK} again.[/quote]

1) spank bank
2) spanking
3) spanktastic
4) spank
5) spank bank
6) spanking
7) toatlly spanked
8) spank

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I'm familiar with the overly structured world of Mad Libs as we currently know it. But I dream of a world of more free-form M.L.s where people can decide on the part of speech for themselves. If you want to force a noun into a verb, you go ahead and do it. If you say to yourself, "hey, I haven't used an adverb in awhile," you go ahead and adverb away. This is my dream.

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Then goddamn-fucking-a-right.

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[quote=hooskins]TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local [I][B]N'Sync concert[/B][/I]. Once inside they heard some [I][B]music[/B][/I] that was so [I][B]righteous[/B][/I] that they just had to [I][B]breakdance[/B][/I] right there in the middle of the [I][B]stage[/B][/I]. The manager came out and started [I][B]doing cartwheels[/B][/I] and [I][B]freaked[/B][/I] them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go [I][B]rock out[/B][/I] again.

Now that is a mad lib.[/quote]

Lance is my boy.

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hahaa

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Im not gonna keep it as TMC instead... ryan seacrest

ryan seacrest and Lance Bass took a trip to the local [B]Pet Shop[/B]. Once inside they heard some [B]techno[/B] that was so [B]outrageous[/B] that they just had to [B]Buy a Gerbil [/B]right there in the middle of the [B]Song.[/B] The manager came out and started [B]Lubing Up[/B] and [B]Banged[/B] them out. Now ryan seacrest and Lance can never go [B]Gerbiling[/B] again.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH that was excellent.

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[B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].

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thats entirely too long, but will keep me from doing actual work for about 30 minutes... good work AMD

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz][B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].[/quote]

Not enough energy on a Monday morning to attempt this.

To sum up: TO sux!

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the sad thing is, I'm somewhat busy today but my work is very boring so I did that instead. Not like I'm on a dealine for some of this stuff... :(

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz][B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].[/quote]

that shit is baller.

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[B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [I][B]consecutive[/B][/I] loss Bill "The [I][B]Coochie-smell[/B][/I][B][/B]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [I][B]sphinctor of solitude[/B][/I]. This was the [I][B]sexual rendezvous[/B][/I] that the whole [I][B]country[/B][/I] had been [I][B]predicting[/B][/I] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [I][B]Rice Krispie Treats[/B][/I].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [I][B]f-ing douchebag[/B][/I] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [I][B]Cooch[/B][/I], I just feel like my [I][B]asshole[/B][/I] is all [I][B]swollen[/B][/I]. I played like a(n) [I][B]stupid asshole[/B][/I] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [I][B]ding dong[/B][/I]. I can bring this team to the [I][B]Gay Pride March[/B][/I] if the team will just [I][B]cornhole[/B][/I] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [I][B]jerking[/B][/I] this already! The team is [I][B]flaming[/B][/I] and you have [I][B]0[/B][/I] touchdowns. If I didn't have [I][B]huge man-tits[/B][/I] I'd [I][B]cornhole[/B][/I] your ass to the [I][B]moon[/B][/I] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [I][B]f-ing douchebag[/B][/I] but old Jerry "The [B][I]Rob Schneider[/I][/B]" Jones just had to [I][B]violate[/B][/I] you! Now I'm [I][B]done[/B][/I] with you until I [I][B]take a shit[/B][/I] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [I][B]use nunchukus[/B][/I] with out the [I][B]Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles[/B][/I], so you have to [I][B]roll[/B][/I] with it. This will be a real [I][B]80s flashback-type [/B][/I]second half of the season if I'm [I][B]eating pizza[/B][/I]. Get me the and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [B][I][B]make out[/B][/I][/B] with Roy Williams to [B][I]listen to[/I][/B] some [B][I]N'Sync.[/I][/B].

Got...tired...too...many...blanks.

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[quote=hooskins]that shit is baller.[/quote]

It's the most ballin'ist shit evah!

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[B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [I][B]unsuccessful attempt using anal (f)[/B][/I]loss Bill "The [I][B]Reach-Around[/B][/I]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [I][B]Dungeon of Despair[/B][/I]. This was the [I][B]second time [/B][/I]that the whole [I][B]roll of anal floss[/B][/I] had been [B][I]set aside[/I][/B] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [I][B]Can't Closeout a Monday Night Football Game Cowboys.[/B][/I]
"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [B][I]blind fluffer recovering from alcoholism [/I][/B]all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [B][I]Rat[/I][/B], I just feel like my [I][B]self-centered ego[/B][/I] is all [I][B]I've got[/B][/I]. I played like a(n) [I][B]limp biscuit swirling in hot dog flavored water [/B][/I]in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [I][B]chocolate starfish[/B][/I]. I can bring this team to the [B][I]brink of hell [/I][/B]if the team will just [I][B]deny[/B][/I] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [I][B]mouthing off to the press about[/B][/I] this already! The team is [I][B]nowhere near as good as the Washington Redskins[/B][/I] and you have [B][I]30[/I][/B] touchdowns. If I didn't have [B][I]an empty void in my soul that only your loving embrace can fill [/I][/B]I'd [I][B]felch[/B][/I] your ass to the [I][B]nearest pet store[/B][/I] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [I][B]easy lay [/B][/I]but old Jerry "The [B][I]Do I Look Younger Now?[/I][/B]" Jones just had to [I][B]pay top dollar for[/B][/I] you! Now I'm [I][B]in love[/B][/I] with you until I [I][B]quit coaching football and move in Paul Rubens [/B][/I]at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [I][B]grow up [/B][/I]with out the [B][I]knowledge that the person who spit in my mouth while I was sleeping on the school bus all innocent like is dead[/I][/B], so you have to [B][I]put up with me and deal[/I][/B] with it. This will be a real [I][B]rat smelling type of [/B][/I]second half of the season if I'm [B][I]back in Philly catching passes from their back up QB[/I][/B]. Get me the and I'll take you [B][I]to the limit[/I][/B] in February. Otherwise, you can [B]Lock, Stock[/B] and Two [B]Smoking Gunbarrels[/B]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [B][I][B]bitterly complain to the media [/B][/I][/B]with Roy Williams to [B][I]try to get [/I][/B]some [B][I]more disrespect from the general public.[/I][/B].



AMD, you made this one hard! I mean the Mad-Lib, by the way!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.

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too time consuming, considering i've got one foot out the door...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.[/quote]

Literally, the nastiest word ever!

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There's this guy who works who is gay and his name rhymes with that, so we call him Felcher.

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that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.