oh yea, and a question. Did you root for any other team as a child other than the Skins?

[QUOTE=SKINSnCANES]lol, youll be cooked huh.

The most surprising thing I ever got was a bears jacket. My dad bought it for me, along with a Raiders jacket. My dads a hardcore skins fan, as am I, but I loved Bo Jackson and the Raiders and my AFC team, but a Bears jacket??!?! It was clearenced or somethign so he got it to, not that I ever wore it. I alreayd have the exact same jacket in Skins and Raiders.

For those of you that are my age youll remember how in elementary school and middle school the cool people wore teh Starter jackets or other NFL apparell[/QUOTE]

So what's your question? You give this lecture about how people are supposed to ask a question, then you don't. LOL :joke:

Wait, is your question why did your dad buy you a bears jacket? I can't answer that

Next question: Samantha from "Bewitched" or Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"

[QUOTE=SKINSnCANES]oh yea, and a question. Did you root for any other team as a child other than the Skins?[/QUOTE]


Ooops. Never mind Canes. Sorry for attacking you. I used to root for the old Cleveland Browns before they left for Baltimore and now I root for the Titans, except when they're playing the Skins of course

Next question: Samantha from "Bewitched" or Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"

I would alternate both, Samantha on Monday's, Jeannie on Tuesdays etc.

Q: If the game is on what are you holding in each hand?

Underwear Waistband with the left and a budwieser in the right.


Q:
Who put the "Do" in the "DO WAH DIDDY"?

lol

The same person who let the dogs out

Next question: Greatest sports moment or game you've ever seen live

Barry Sanders make minced meat of my own Skins for a touchdown. We won but I loved being there for that.

Actually that could be a great thread. Think of all the great teams and players you have seen by just going to see your own home team.

Q:
Your life changed forever the day.......?

Rose Bowl 1996 (frosh year at SC vs. Northwestern... plus i was a band nerd that got to perform at halftime)... i only went to a few skins games when i was a kid- they were all great, but they were regular season.

q: Lindsay Lohan or Avril Lavigne? (this is just asking for trouble hehehe)

SBF, that's a deep question. I'll need some time to think about that one

I'd say Lindsay Lohan but at the request of my attorney I'm not saying anything until she turns 18. Stay tuned for my thoughts on the Olsen Twins on their 18th birthday this Sunday. LOL

New question: Anyone else here a fan of the Great Outdoor Games?

umm, I guess not because I dont know what it is. But I love the movie the Great Outdoors if that counts.

New Question: If you were Iffy and could have any car paid for by Portis what would it be?

A: A classic blue-collar, hard-working machine like a Ford or Chevy pickup truck, so Gibbs will know I'm a hard-working, no-name character guy who should start over Bowen.

New Question: Did Plato or Aristotle truly understand the nature of the forms? (J/K!!! Philosophy grad school recurring nightmare question. :banghead: )

Real New Question: You're driving down the highway of life, and you have a crucial decison to make that will affect your future happiness. You need lunch. Best fast food restaurant?

Fast food on the road of life, huh. Hmmm.. preferably one that doesn't give me the runs. ;) It would have to be Wendy's. I love the Frosties!

Question: It's Sunday afternoon, 12:48 EDT. Which Warpathian has the biggest hangover?

LOL! No comment! :lol:

Aristotle did, Plato didn't. The student surpassed the teacher.

New question: What's the title of your autobiography?

Autobiography title: "From What I Remember, Redheads and Beer Make Me Stupid(e)r"

Next question. It's not as deep as Aristotle v. Plato, but it's deeeeeep nonetheless!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Or if that's too deep to fathom, how about this:

Michael Jackson. Black man or white woman with a pixie nose?

He's practically transparent

New question: What's your stance on privatizing social security?

or if that's not deep enough for you

You're down by 4 points, 1:35 left in the game, ball on your own 15 yard line, no timeouts, who's your QB (all-time, any team)?

A: Old people should rob banks to get by.

A: Patrick Ramsey (Ver. 2005)

My wife has taken care of the no sex part.....[/QUOTE] :stop:

too much info riggo lol

Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle?

Chris Rock.

Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy?

Richard Pryor.

Redd Foxx or Bill Cosby?

Bill Cosby! I had all those records when I was a kid... "Why is There Air?", "To My Brother Russell With Whom I Slept", "Is Started Out as a Child"... I loved the go cart racing/Green Hornet/William Tell music but my favorite line from his stuff was...

[i]For the first five years of my life I thought my name was Jesus Christ. I'd be walking and trip and fall. My dad would yell "Je-sus Christ! Can't you walk?" [/i]

Question: Birds or Bees?

;)

lol, birds or bees huh. I guess as long as you do it like they do on the discovery channel.

New Question: Does Sean Taylor make a mistake like Ed Reed his rookie year. I beleive Reed picked a ball off and ran in the wrong direction if I remember correctly. You guys might have to help me with the big mistake Reed made as a rookie, I think thats what it was though

I don't remember that but I'm sure if Taylor did the same LaVar wouldn't hesitate to knock him down before he did any real damage

New Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stuck in the chic....

Oh never mind.

Question: Is this the greatest joke of all time or what?

"A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop."

No, Mr. Butz, it most certainly isn't.

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other. "Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!" "My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

That's reallly funny Rat! Here are a couple more

A man walks into a bar...ouch!


In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that window over there and come up those stairs in just 2 seconds."

Guy #2 doesn't believe him so he says, "I'd like to see you try!" Then Guy #1 jumps out the window and appears at the top of the stairs in just under 2 seconds. Guy #2 is flabbergasted.

Guy #1 then bets that he can jump out the window and come up the stairs with a beautiful woman in his arms. Guy #2 says, "That's impossible!" .

Guy #1 says, "You just watch." He does it and Guy #2 is really impressed but thinks: "Hey, this guy is really drunk so if he can do it, so can I."

He decides to try to show up this other guy and he jumps out the window. He splats himself all over the sidewalk.

Guy #1 watches him plummet to his messy death, laughs to himself at his own triumph, and walks back to the bar and resumes his seat. The bartender says, "Superman, you're really a jerk when you're drunk!"

New question: Best book you ever read?

Great effort SS.

The Magus by John Fowles or any book by Terry Pratchett.

q: Best National Park?

Great Effort?? Thanks I guess, though I'm not sure if you meant it was funny or at least I tried. Great effort sounds akin to "she has a really nice personality" But thanks for the compliment either way

It's probably not the best National Park but Great Falls is right in my backyard and it's my favorite place to go and just unwind

New question: Who plays you in the movie about your life? (can't be you...did I ask this one already?)

[QUOTE=smootsmack]Great Effort?? Thanks I guess, though I'm not sure if you meant it was funny or at least I tried. Great effort sounds akin to "she has a really nice personality" But thanks for the compliment either way

It's probably not the best National Park but Great Falls is right in my backyard and it's my favorite place to go and just unwind

New question: Who plays you in the movie about your life? (can't be you...did I ask this one already?)[/QUOTE]

kevin smith

if you had the oppurtunity to own any nfl team other than the skins would u or could u do it whole heartedly?

yes i would, it would be difficult but fun also

Who is going to win the national title game this season in college football

[QUOTE=Big C]yes i would, it would be difficult but fun also

Who is going to win the national title game this season in college football[/QUOTE]

usc is gonna repeat if williams is let back onto the team.


worst line heard when breaking up with someone or being rejected?

Im moving to Texas...as a lie.

If you could take any cowboy and convert him into a redskin who would you take.

That's tough: On a need basis I guess I'd say Glover or Wiley, but talent wise I'd find room for Terence Newman or Roy Williams if he can play SS

Next question: Do you post on other Redskins message boards?

Nope, though I'll read them every once in a while.

Next question: Should the Dumbledores try and trade up to draft Okafor or stand pat at five? If so, who do they draft at five?

They shouldn't trade up for Okafor because as we all know his little back injury will become crippling the second he puts on that Wizards jersey. I don't like these rumors of trading Hayes and the 5th to move up to no. 3 either. For who? Deng? Childress. I'm sure they'll both be fine but it's not worth the trade I don't think.

I've seen some video of this European kid Andres Biedrins. I'd take him. Big guy who can run the floor.

Next question: If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment...will you be ready?

Hey SmootSmack, I would never be facetious to someone who I hold in such high regard. OK, I would but I wasn’t that time.

A: No, I'd probably nap through it.

Q: Most dangerous sexual partner: Tigger or Taz?

She was a groupie I picked up in 1989 while doing a show at the Bayou in Georgetown, Washington DC. I have scars to this day from that night. wow!


Question: Why do we even eat corn when it comes out exactly the same way?

heh, it takes good.

question: favorite fast food chain.