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[quote=dirk62;541135]im serious my buddy works there at the front desk. i didnt physically see him there but hes a pretty reliable source and not one for april fools. He hates cutler.[/quote]

You need to be vested in this site with a larger post record to be making a claim you expect us to believe.

It's nice that you're serious and all but it's your 2nd post here. You can't expect us to give you any credibility for that.


Also why would Zorn be there. Zorn has largely been out of the personnel aquisitions spotlight. I've heard of Ceratto and Snyder wining & dining prospectives but not Zorn.

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why would i want to april fools a message board i have never been to. just wanted to let everyone in on the news.

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[quote=dirk62;541138]why would i want to april fools a message board i have never been to. just wanted to let everyone in on the news.[/quote]Never been to? Your profile says you joined in '07.


Ok guys. Who do we really think dirk is? If I had 2 guesses they would be SS or TMC

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Gotta be SS, although Matty may have had his identity stolen, so this could be Matty's new name

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[quote=dirk62;541138]why would i want to april fools a message board i have never been to. just wanted to let everyone in on the news.[/quote]

Make sure Mike Florio gets that on "news" on his column too. ;)

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I am at conference right now in Landsdown, in the Falukner Room. Across the hall to my right is the boardroom or small meeting room. I have seen Zorn and VC a couple of times, not sure about Cutler.

The guys in my meeting are all exicited like school girls we are getting nothing done trying to spot Cutler.

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you guys can just call me the next john clayton. I just hope we dont give up our first round pick

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You want to know my idea of a "Great" Resolution to this.

Bowlen, Cutler, and the HC hold a 9pm News conference, and they all say that this is one HUGE April Fools joke, that every rumor, tidbit, etc was planted to pull this off. It would be wild!!!

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I'm obviously more inclined to believe mredskins over someone with 3 posts on this website. It's interesting however that two people have now placed the Redskins' brass at Landsdowne.

In an effort not to drive myself nuts, I'm not gonna believe anything until something happens.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;541147]You want to know my idea of a "Great" Resolution to this.

Bowlen, Cutler, and the HC hold a 9pm News conference, and they all say that this is one HUGE April Fools joke, that every rumor, tidbit, etc was planted to pull this off. It would be wild!!![/quote]

I thought at first that they were setting up J. Clayton. I mean who else in the media seems more likely to fall for an april fool's joke. but on espn he said he called the broncos to confirm that it wasn't a joke. that doesn't mean it's not, they might be tired of the press so much that they'll let em chase this for nothing.

I must say, it would be an ingenious way to get back at the media.

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update: campbell and colt brennan both spotted there this morning.

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Trade scenario....Campbell and our 1st Rounder to Denver for Cutler and a 2nd Round Pick?

Would we take this trade?

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Oh we have a Cutler sighting! By my office mate, he was getting a Ceaser Salad and a soda (sorry no beer) from the lunch set up outside their board room. I personally didn't see him but I beleive the guy and told him I was posting it here. I guess he is coming or at least trying.

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[quote=dirk62;541151]update: campbell and colt brennan both spotted there this morning.[/quote]


Hmmm...we have not heard that at all, doesn't make sense they be there.

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[quote=GMScud;541148]I'm obviously more inclined to believe mredskins over someone with 3 posts on this website. It's interesting however that two people have now placed the Redskins' brass at Landsdowne.

In an effort not to drive myself nuts, I'm not gonna believe anything until something happens.[/quote]
I WAS in the area so I drove by and can verify that something is going on. im texting from my phone in the parking lot. there are two black suvs in the parking lot for whatever that's worth...

now you have three ppl talking about landsdowne. see how easy that was? what day is it again? ;-)

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i dont get it either but thats what i am told.

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The notion that the Skins would trade for this guy is completely retarded.
I doubt the skins would even go after him if he was a free agent.

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[quote=dirk62;541151]update: campbell and colt brennan both spotted there this morning.[/quote]

Update! Colt brennan, Cutler, and Jason Campbell spotted having a beer in a Northern VA bar. Cutler and Brennan are now trying to outdo each other with jager shots, Campbell appears to be the designated driver.

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F... Cutler threads.

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I just saw a guy that looked like cutler with a funny hat wearing a redskins jersey at Walmart!!

The number said 8 and he was wearing size 10 shoes!!

That means the Skins just signed him to an 8 year deal for 10 mil a year!!

Hooray!!

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[quote=mredskins;541154]Oh we have a Cutler sighting! By my office mate, he was getting a Ceaser Salad and a soda (sorry no beer) from the lunch set up outside their board room. I personally didn't see him but I beleive the guy and told him I was posting it here. I guess he is coming or at least trying.[/quote]
What kind of soda?!?! His blood sugar could shoot through the roof!!!!

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ESPN is now running a story about Cutler being in spotted in the DC area.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"]http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4031893[/URL]

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I heard that Cutler is wrote the Conflicker Worm in order to collect information for the Dharma Initiative.

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[quote=mredskins;541154]Oh we have a Cutler sighting! By my office mate, he was getting a Ceaser Salad and a soda (sorry no beer) from the lunch set up outside their board room. I personally didn't see him but I beleive the guy and told him I was posting it here. I guess he is coming or at least trying.[/quote]

Nice you got all of us. You were very descriptive about your friend's lunch so that made everything much more believable...well done.

You've pulled the wool over everyone's eyes and managed to yuk it up while special April's Fools prank...Congrats.

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[quote=Skinsfanatic;541166]ESPN is now running a story about Cutler being in spotted in the DC area.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"]http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4031893[/URL][/quote]

I was wondering when good ol Rick was gonna make his first appearance today. LOL!

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[quote=GMScud;541172]I was wondering when good ol Rick was gonna make his first appearance today. LOL![/quote]

It had to be done.

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[quote=GMScud;541172]I was wondering when good ol Rick was gonna make his first appearance today. LOL![/quote]I have a post from a few hours ago, it just says "nevermind..." That was me being too dumb/rushed because I actually had work to do to post that same link.
In any case, thank you Skinsfanatic. I'm glad we're on the same page.

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[quote=Skinsfanatic;541166]ESPN is now running a story about Cutler being in spotted in the DC area.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"]http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4031893[/URL][/quote]

We're no strangers to love...you know rules and so do I!

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;541142]Gotta be SS, although Matty may have had his identity stolen, so this could be Matty's new name[/quote]

LOL. It's definitely not me.

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[quote=skinsfanatic;541166]espn is now running a story about cutler being in spotted in the dc area.

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohg5sjyrha0"]http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4031893[/url][/quote]

lmao !!!!!

Re: Broncos to trade Cutler
 

[quote=Skinsfanatic;541166]ESPN is now running a story about Cutler being in spotted in the DC area.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"]http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4031893[/URL][/quote]

Man, I can't see the video anymore.

On related news, after leaving a Northern VA bar, Jay Cutler, Colt Brennan and Jason Campbell have been spotted at a nearby Chipotle. Cutler had a steak burrito with the works.

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I knew this was going to happen at some point.

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Cutler, Octomom, and a judge just stop at the shell station. Looks like the trade is done.

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Oh crap! Cutler just shot himself in the leg! Vinny was arrested outside in an attempt to hide the gun!

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[quote=53Fan;541194]Oh crap! Cutler just shot himself in the leg! Vinny was arrested outside in an attempt to hide the gun![/quote]

Dude, get the story straight, who are you, Mike Florio? Cutler had the steak burrito, and well with the drinking it didn't sit too well with him. So he had a stumble as he was leaving Chipotle, but Brennan and Campbell took him back to his hotel.

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[quote=Ruhskins;541196]Dude, get the story straight, who are you, Mike Florio? Cutler had the steak burrito, and well with the drinking it didn't sit too well with him. So he had a stumble as he was leaving Chipotle, but Brennan and Campbell took him back to his hotel.[/quote]

And then Campbell shot him with the gun?

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[quote=53Fan;541194]Oh crap! Cutler just shot himself in the leg! Vinny was arrested outside in an attempt to hide the gun![/quote]I just LOL'd like a fat girl eating cake.

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[quote=53Fan;541197]And then Campbell shot him with the gun?[/quote]

Yes, him and Cooley shot him, but with a BB Gun, as a prank.

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Chris Mortensen just now on NFL Live:

"I would almost put the Redskins on the top of the list. Daniel Snyder wants to make this happen, no question about it. He wants it to happen, and it wouldn't surprise me if they get this done in the next 24 hours."

He can talk faster than I can type, but that's pretty much verbatim.

Wow.