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[quote=mredskins;1163938]LOL! No that was my joke. I will find it hold on.[/quote]

Oh, shit! I remember glancing at that and skimmed a little and was like "YIKES", so I never finished it. LOL.

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My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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Why do you do this to me? It takes me way too long to figure it out!

:Flush:

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I remember those. Still funny.

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[quote=mooby;1163869]Look at all the old heads reappearing in this thread... BDB, Crazy Canuck, where have youse guys been?

Also thanks for reminding us how weird you are Alvin, I had forgotten by now. Make sure you put those dolls in the freezer when you're done with them.[/quote]
I'm around...lurking in the shadows and contributing to the beer thread from time to time. I read the main forums when something tweaks my interest, but long long ago, the year to year disappointment of this beloved team burned me out.

And I've been around since the Yahoo days. If the Join Date is 2004, it's a good indication that they've been around since the Yahoo days.

I also do remember the notion of posting a huge 1000th post...And now folks have 20, 30, 40k posts.

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[quote=mredskins;1163986]my job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day.
Anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.[/quote]

this is classic gold!!!

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So, are there any past Warpathers you know of that actually did pass away?

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[quote=metalskins;1164020]So, are there any past Warpathers you know of that actually did pass away?[/quote]

:devil:

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[quote=mredskins;1163986]My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.[/quote]

Let's be real though. The nerdy chick wasn't a Zero.

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[quote=metalskins;1163427]OK, so someone mentioned a guy named Smootsmack. Sounds like you guys really liked him. He was an industry insider? Do you know who he really was?[/quote]

Smoot is still around. Just in Twitter form. Just talked to him yesterday in fact. :) He's still posting McCoy pictures. :laughing2

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1164023]Let's be real though. The nerdy chick wasn't a Zero.[/quote]

No way. A shower and a shave would do wonders though.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;1163999]I'm around...lurking in the shadows and contributing to the beer thread from time to time. I read the main forums when something tweaks my interest, but long long ago, the year to year disappointment of this beloved team burned me out.

And I've been around since the Yahoo days. If the Join Date is 2004, it's a good indication that they've been around since the Yahoo days.

I also do remember the notion of posting a huge 1000th post...And now folks have 20, 30, 40k posts.[/quote]

I feel you on that, circa 2013 or so I was starting to get burnt out myself. We can only tolerate bullshit for so long. I think they have improved since there but there is still much left to be desired.

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[quote=NC_Skins;1164025]Smoot is still around. Just in Twitter form. Just talked to him yesterday in fact. :) He's still posting McCoy pictures. :laughing2[/quote]

What's his handle?

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[quote=NC_Skins;1164025]Smoot is still around. Just in Twitter form. Just talked to him yesterday in fact. :) He's still posting McCoy pictures. :laughing2[/quote]




Is his second team still the Jets?

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[quote=Schneed10;1164021]:devil:[/quote]

Or maybe I should rephrase the question and ask are there any past Warpathers that Schneed has killed? :smashfreak:

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[quote=metalskins;1164053]Or maybe I should rephrase the question and ask are there any past Warpathers that Schneed has killed? :smashfreak:[/quote]

LOL

In seriousness I hope not. Don't know of any. Though you always wonder when certain folks just disappear from the boards.

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[quote=Schneed10;1164059]LOL

In seriousness I hope not. Don't know of any. Though you always wonder when certain folks just disappear from the boards.[/quote]

You already forgotten about that guy you ran off the road for going slow in the left lane?

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[quote=Schneed10;1164059]LOL

In seriousness I hope not. Don't know of any. Though you always wonder when certain folks just disappear from the boards.[/quote]

I blame a lot of it on Facebook and Twitter. People are mainly using the internet now to check those social apps, stream Netflix, and buy from Amazon. The days of posting on forums boards and surfing Yahoo to find cool new websites are a thing in the past.

So I'd imagine a lot of the past members probably just felt the medium is too old for them.

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I got all types of questions too...like wtf is [url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/01/27/taco-bells-naked-chicken-chalupa-could-be-worse-but-couldnt-it-be-better/?utm_term=.6e679a39a717[/url]

Taco Bell has a Fried chicken taco? Are we ever gonna draw the line?

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[QUOTE=Chico23231;1164196]I got all types of questions too...like wtf is [url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/01/27/taco-bells-naked-chicken-chalupa-could-be-worse-but-couldnt-it-be-better/?utm_term=.6e679a39a717[/url]

Taco Bell has a Fried chicken taco? Are we ever gonna draw the line?[/QUOTE]
That shit sounds horrible

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[QUOTE=metalskins;1164125]I blame a lot of it on Facebook and Twitter. People are mainly using the internet now to check those social apps, stream Netflix, and buy from Amazon. The days of posting on forums boards and surfing Yahoo to find cool new websites are a thing in the past.

So I'd imagine a lot of the past members probably just felt the medium is too old for them.[/QUOTE]
Yeah Facebook has a ton of fan pages out there.

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[quote=Chico23231;1164196]I got all types of questions too...like wtf is [url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/01/27/taco-bells-naked-chicken-chalupa-could-be-worse-but-couldnt-it-be-better/?utm_term=.6e679a39a717[/url]

Taco Bell has a Fried chicken taco? Are we ever gonna draw the line?[/quote]

Is it bad to say I'd probably try it once? And then probably check myself into the emergency room shortly after.

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[quote=skinsfaninok;1164198]Yeah Facebook has a ton of fan pages out there.[/quote]

I hate Facebook. I guess I'm still in the camp that loves having his own online "persona". Which is still an extension of who I am, but it protects me and my family.

I hope places like this never go out of existence.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163445]Also, who was the person online stalking someone? I think they were talking about going to someone's house![/quote]

That was PaulSkinsFan from the thread I posted earlier. He tracked down SmootSmack in the real world and was sending him real world hate mail and sh**. (I think that's what SS told me). Also, as you can imagine, I was not his favorite either. He would send me PM's and sometimes post things like -

"You should be more careful about your posts. I'm sure [My Actual Employer] would not be happy about you posting on company time. "

or

"You really screwed up that [Case I actually worked on]; Maybe I should let [My Employer] know you were too busy posting on the Warpath to prepare for it."

Creepy as sh**.



[quote=mredskins;1163889]Not like on a date, but she went to some fair to try his BBQ. She was bat shit crazy in her own right.

It would be cool to do a meet up someday I have literally/virtual known you guys for over a decade.[/quote]

Folks from the Warpath I have actually met:
Daseal
TheMalcolmConnection
SammyBaughFan (Nice enough guy in person)

Also, the guy who used to do the Camp Reports for us. He wanted to be a reporter but didn't have any credentials. "Joe" somebody I think. He used to give us great reports back before the days of twitter and social media but then he tried to get actual press credentials as a "Warpath reporter" and the Skins basically said "Uhh, No. Handwritten cards saying "I am a member of the Press' aren't actually press credentials." I don't know the entire backstory but I just remember he was pissed about something and then shortly thereafter just disappeared. Too bad to, he really was a good guy and could always be counted on to make sure we knew everyone's favorite pie.

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Check out the Thread Hell section in the Parking Lot, lots of great stuff in there from days gone by.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;1164226]Check out the Thread Hell section in the Parking Lot, lots of great stuff in there from days gone by.[/quote]


I actually was reading a bit of those. Wow, some crazy, crazy, threads!

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[quote=JoeRedskin;1164225]That was PaulSkinsFan from the thread I posted earlier. He tracked down SmootSmack in the real world and was sending him real world hate mail and sh**. (I think that's what SS told me). Also, as you can imagine, I was not his favorite either. He would send me PM's and sometimes post things like -

"You should be more careful about your posts. I'm sure [My Actual Employer] would not be happy about you posting on company time. "

or

"You really screwed up that [Case I actually worked on]; Maybe I should let [My Employer] know you were too busy posting on the Warpath to prepare for it."

Creepy as sh**.





Folks from the Warpath I have actually met:
Daseal
TheMalcolmConnection
SammyBaughFan (Nice enough guy in person)

Also, the guy who used to do the Camp Reports for us. He wanted to be a reporter but didn't have any credentials. "Joe" somebody I think. He used to give us great reports back before the days of twitter and social media but then he tried to get actual press credentials as a "Warpath reporter" and the Skins basically said "Uhh, No. Handwritten cards saying "I am a member of the Press' aren't actually press credentials." I don't know the entire backstory but I just remember he was pissed about something and then shortly thereafter just disappeared. Too bad to, he really was a good guy and could always be counted on to make sure we knew everyone's favorite pie.[/quote]

Was that Joe guy named Joe Crisp? When I was looking at the old threads I saw a name of Joe Crisp and he had an avatar that, I'm assuming, is himself. It looked like he could've been a member of the press.

How did that Paul guy get your information?

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Yup, was definitely JoeCrisp.

And yikes, JR. Now that all rings a bell. What a weird dude.

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[QUOTE=SirLK26;1163855]When you look back on the threads from several years ago theres a lot of interesting characters that dont post anymore. Does anyone remember that Big Skin Baer guy that sometimes posted nothing more than a million different emojis in a row? Like just the "we want dallas" and "headbanger" and a bunch of others over and over all the way down the page. The way they were coordinated sometimes it looked like he put a lot of thought into it lol[/QUOTE]



That was before my time, but that is hysterical that he was doing emoji stories.

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[QUOTE=skinsfaninok;1163951]Smootsmack was a fake account. It was really vinny cerato.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk[/QUOTE]



Waaaay too much knowledge to have been Vinny. Waaaaay too much.

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[QUOTE=metalskins;1164009]this is classic gold!!![/QUOTE]



Agreed. The scooby doo one cracks me up. Just the last line. Lmao. Anyway we drive around in a van and solve mysteries and shit. Hahaha.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;1164225]That was PaulSkinsFan from the thread I posted earlier. He tracked down SmootSmack in the real world and was sending him real world hate mail and sh**. (I think that's what SS told me). Also, as you can imagine, I was not his favorite either. He would send me PM's and sometimes post things like -

"You should be more careful about your posts. I'm sure [My Actual Employer] would not be happy about you posting on company time. "

or

"You really screwed up that [Case I actually worked on]; Maybe I should let [My Employer] know you were too busy posting on the Warpath to prepare for it."

Creepy as sh**.
.[/quote]

Man that is some scary shit. People are just deranged

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So, I went to the Thread Hell forum and you guys had mentioned the Sammy Baugh fan. I read through two threads. The first thread was about him finding an article in Sports Illustrated about how this forum was mentioned as being one of the top fan sites for the Redskins. From there, the thread just took off in some weird direction about, well, scat. I was LMAO, but then SBF started getting really defensive. Honestly, I'm sitting here thinking if this was a thread I had posted and it started going off in this direction, I'd probably say screw it and just join in on the fun. But he really took offense to the direction of the thread. Finally, the SmootSmack guy (didn't realize he was also a mod) banned him. Anyways, the thread was eventually locked.

Now, on the next thread, there was a thread about some dude wanting to contact Daniel Snyder and he was a cheese maker. I was having a ball reading this thread, but then SBF shows back up, posts a recipe, and then starts fighting with SmootSmack again. Then it really got weird, because apparently he was fired from a cooking show, and he wound up assaulting the producer, and was looking at 54 days in jail. I couldn't tell if that was the real guy or not, or if someone had created a new SBF account and was mocking him, but he really got strange in that thread.

Anyways, you guys have had some strange stuff happen with these forum members. And then of course, I was reading some of the short threads where you had a bunch of trolls start threads about Mark Brunell and his weak arm, lol! That SmootSmack guy was hilarious! He needs to come back to this forum.

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[quote=metalskins;1164231]Was that Joe guy named Joe Crisp? When I was looking at the old threads I saw a name of Joe Crisp and he had an avatar that, I'm assuming, is himself. It looked like he could've been a member of the press.

How did that Paul guy get your information?[/quote]

Yup. Joe Crisp.

I have no idea how. I mean, most long timers know I am an attorney who works for a State agency. I suppose I have posted enough bits and pieces so that he could narrow it down somehow, but it truly was creepy. Don't know how he got Smoot's info.

I actually tracked HIM down as well - he was an attorney in western Virginia somewhere. Don't remember how I did it - in fact, it may have been Smoot who did it. I didn't let him know I knew, but I wanted just wanted to know in case he started any real world stalking.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;1163351]I'M Tanard Jackson.[/quote]

if anyone gets to claim t jax, it's me; i really did break his leg in pop warner.

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i miss smootsmack, monkeydad, and redskins rat. i'm forgetting others.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;1164259]Yup. Joe Crisp.

I have no idea how. I mean, most long timers know I am an attorney who works for a State agency. I suppose I have posted enough bits and pieces so that he could narrow it down somehow, but it truly was creepy. Don't know how he got Smoot's info.

I actually tracked HIM down as well - he was an attorney in western Virginia somewhere. Don't remember how I did it - in fact, it may have been Smoot who did it. I didn't let him know I knew, but I wanted just wanted to know in case he started any real world stalking.[/quote]

Wow, that's scary! See, this is why I don't even like using social media apps like Facebook or Twitter. It's bad enough that people go through the trouble of stalking people on message boards.

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[quote=los panda;1164269]i miss smootsmack, [B]monkeydad[/B], and redskins rat. i'm forgetting others.[/quote]

Not so much, he was an ass.

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[QUOTE=mredskins;1164315]Not so much, he was an ass.[/QUOTE]



I either had a real problem with him or I really liked him. Not sure. I think he was still posting fir my first couple years on the wp.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;1164225]


Folks from the Warpath I have actually met:
Daseal
TheMalcolmConnection
SammyBaughFan (Nice enough guy in person)
[/quote]

WTF dude, how quickly you forget about our Zesty evening with JSarno in San Diego!