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Warpath 06-14-2006 04:32 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!![/QUOTE]

I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.

[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]HOORAY BEER!![/QUOTE]

12thMan 06-14-2006 04:33 PM

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[quote=mheisig]A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.[/quote]

Man Law!

Warpath 06-14-2006 04:34 PM

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Man Law![/QUOTE]

You would be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?

12thMan 06-14-2006 04:35 PM

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Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.

724Skinsfan 06-14-2006 04:36 PM

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[quote=Warpath]I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.[/quote]

It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.

gibbsisgod 06-14-2006 04:38 PM

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[quote=724Skinsfan]It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.[/quote]i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man

mheisig 06-14-2006 04:38 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[QUOTE=12thMan]Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.[/QUOTE]

I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.

mheisig 06-14-2006 04:39 PM

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man[/QUOTE]

High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???

gibbsisgod 06-14-2006 04:41 PM

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[quote=mheisig]High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???[/quote]i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.

Warpath 06-14-2006 04:42 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)

12thMan 06-14-2006 04:43 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=mheisig]I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.[/quote]

I concede.

gibbsisgod 06-14-2006 04:43 PM

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perhaps if you prohibit just those ultra light beers.

mheisig 06-14-2006 04:43 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[QUOTE=Warpath][B]Ud[/B] be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?[/QUOTE]

I think you violated a Man Law right there...No chat room grammar on forums. ;)

12thMan 06-14-2006 04:45 PM

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.[/quote]

Agreed, there's a fine line between Man Law and preferences.

mheisig 06-14-2006 04:46 PM

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[QUOTE=Warpath]Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)[/QUOTE]

I jsut can't get into light beers (with the exception of a Corona on a hot day or at the beach.)

Sam Adams Black Lager...hell yeah. On a cold fall day with the 'Skins on TV...mmmm...


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