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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;287820]Now Grillz, if you told her now that you live in your parent's basement, do you think she'd laugh or come down the stairs for a pity bang?[/QUOTE]Both, in that order.
I have a good chance to move out of the basement soon, but it would mean that (1) I would have to move to Baltimore and probably get herpies from the tap water; and (2) I would have to rent, which would defeat the purpose of living at home for the past 2 1/2 years. I think I need to win the lottery so I can just stay in MoCo like I want. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
HAHA. Yeah, I might be working up in Baltimore in the next couple years fixing computers for Southwest Airlines.
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
Ok, I have read most of the post and I know what your problem is. You are confusing nights out with you women v/s nights going out with the guys. Its standard pratice if she drags you home at 12:00 your done for the night but thats is your only problem. You said that she makes you come home early not that you want to or are ready to call it a night. You are going to be out with the guys and the party is not going to stop so you won't have any problems staying up late. If you do go to the doctor and get check out because at age 25 an all nighter should not be a problem unless you drink your self to sleep "pass out".
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
Now that you spelled that out, that makes a lot of sense. When I DO party with the guys, I am up, late, most nights.
She gets sleepy (drunk) early and wants to go home, have an awkward sexual rendezvous and then pass out. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;287850]Now that you spelled that out, that makes a lot of sense. When I DO party with the guys, I am up, late, most nights.
She gets sleepy (drunk) early and wants to go home, have an awkward sexual rendezvous and then pass out.[/quote] Well you have to give her credit for waiting for the prior before passing out. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
Yeah, I always tell her that I'm happy she decided to do me before puking at 2 AM.
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;287825]Both, in that order.
I have a good chance to move out of the basement soon, but it would mean that (1) I would have to move to Baltimore and probably get herpies from the tap water; and (2) I would have to rent, which would defeat the purpose of living at home for the past 2 1/2 years. I think I need to win the lottery so I can just stay in MoCo like I want.[/QUOTE] Dude, just do what everyone else in MoCo is doing and move to Frederick...you could land a 2 or 3 bedroom condo for a decent price, rent out the other room(s), and be so close to downtown you could stumble home from the bars. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;288049]Dude, just do what everyone else in MoCo is doing and move to Frederick...you could land a 2 or 3 bedroom condo for a decent price, rent out the other room(s), and be so close to downtown you could stumble home from the bars.[/QUOTE]That's what half my friends are doing now.
Also, my dad's company is working on a new development up in Urbana. Steve-O said it's basically like the Kentlands or King Farm but a lot cheaper. I think I might have to look around up there pretty soon. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
Be a man and join the Marines. They'll find a place for you to lay your weary head.
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;288059]Be a man and join the Marines. They'll find a place for you to lay your weary head.[/QUOTE]Who needs a condo with a 56" plasma when you have a rack and a mess hall. Hoo-rah!
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
Two words: grenade launcher
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Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;288067]Two words: grenade launcher[/QUOTE] Good point! Plus, if I got to a high enough rank I could sound like a GI Joe: Gunnery Sergent Cannon. I can already smell the napalm, and it smells like victory!
Back to drinking: I'm wondering if I should pick up some beer on my way home from work at noon today. I have to drink something while I watch basketball for the next 96 hours. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;288069]Good point! Plus, if I got to a high enough rank I could sound like a GI Joe: Gunnery Sergent Cannon. I can already smell the napalm, and it smells like victory!
Back to drinking: I'm wondering if I should pick up some beer on my way home from work at noon today. I have to drink something while I watch basketball for the next 96 hours.[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, AMD! Wondering IF you should pick up beer! HAHAHAHA! Man, that's good stuff!....{sigh}....shoot.... The only thing you should wonder about is Papa John's or Pizza Hut. |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[quote=BDBohnzie;287802]that picture should be submitted to a fark.com photoshop contest...[/quote]
DO IT...DO IT...DO IT!!!!!!! They'll come up with some GOOD stuff using that photo! |
Re: 5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]That's what half my friends are doing now.
Also, my dad's company is working on a new development up in Urbana. Steve-O said it's basically like the Kentlands or King Farm but a lot cheaper. I think I might have to look around up there pretty soon.[/quote] Not sure how much cheaper...I mean, it will be cheaper, but probably not as much as you'd think. [QUOTE=724Skinsfan;288070]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, AMD! Wondering IF you should pick up beer! HAHAHAHA! Man, that's good stuff!....{sigh}....shoot.... The only thing you should wonder about is Papa John's or Pizza Hut.[/QUOTE] Nope. After picking up his beer, he should wander either to Ledo's or Stained Glass in Glenmont...order 3 large pizzas and be set for the weekend. Speaking of tourney, I'm about 12,000 in the VIP line to get into the Viewing Area on CBS Sportsline. |
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