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I can't help but google "bath salt zombies" and get news articles almost every day where new "attacks" have occured.

So for sake of argument, let's say the bath salt zombie that ate ronald poppo in miami is "patient 0". Since then, in just under two weeks, there have been reported attacks in Florida, Louisiana, Texas, South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New York.

not sure what needs to be done but it sure is spreading like wildfire unless we are just hearing about it more.

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Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

[url=http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0605/Bath-salts-Gruesome-Miami-attack-adds-to-drug-s-bizarre-history]Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com[/url]

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":

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I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.

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Crazy article, Matty. I had no idea bath salts were so potent and dangerous.

People are getting more and more stupid as the years go by.

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[url=http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/11/imminent-zombie-apocalypse-prompts-run-on-zombie-bullets/]Imminent Zombie Apocalypse Prompts Run on ‘Zombie Bullets’ | NewsFeed | TIME.com[/url]

Kind of cool, you have to admit. All reports say these are absolutley flying off the shelves. I called a local place, Stonewall Arms, they are completley out of them.

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Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets. :doh:

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[quote=Mattyk;920600]Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

[url=http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0605/Bath-salts-Gruesome-Miami-attack-adds-to-drug-s-bizarre-history]Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com[/url]

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":[/quote]

It seems like in a few cases, it's not just bath salts but some crazy combination of bath salts, cocaine, xanax, alcohol, mello yellow, marijuana, almond joys...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;920629]I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.[/quote]

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

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[quote=mooby;920949]Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets. :doh:[/quote]

Stupid is as stupid does.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;920959]I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. [I][B] Realized I had eaten one of the dogs[/B][/I]. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)[/quote]

Nope, VERY funny (that part in particular). LOL.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;920960]Stupid is as stupid does.[/quote]

Pretty much sums it up.

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In a way...this is almost scarier

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2]Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com[/url]

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[quote=SmootSmack;922951]In a way...this is almost scarier

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2]Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com[/url][/quote]

well its that crazy synthetic weed which is just horrible for you. LSD probably didnt help. With LSD you always have to have a plan, if you dont, shit can get hectic quick.

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[quote=Chico23231;922955]well its that crazy synthetic weed which is just horrible for you. LSD probably didnt help. With LSD you always have to have a plan, if you dont, shit can get hectic quick.[/quote]

The report says he wasn't on synthetic weed and LSD.

I read a report on Huffpo that says the guy was diagnosed as schizophrenic but its unknown whether or not he had ever sought treatment for it. Still, not even schizophrenia would bring about that kind of flip out.

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[IMG]http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif[/IMG]

^^^ And for some reason I can't see the first meme I've ever created :(

[SIZE="1"]It's on quickmeme.com under the name Zombie Pot Head, it's my proudest moment[/SIZE]