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CrustyRedskin 08-19-2010 08:42 AM

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[quote=FRPLG;721779]Big fat p*ssy?

It did make me laugh.[/quote]

We have a winner!!!! You will be receiving your prize when Albert makes peace with all hard working americans. The hard workers who see him as a lazy pos. I wonder how guys like Art Donovan and other old nfl WWII vets feel about this guy. How could AH even look them in the eye. I just ate a burrito for breakfast and not a breakfast one either. Beef and bean baby!!!!!!!

skinsfan69 08-19-2010 09:09 AM

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AH is a total 100% train wreck. He seems like the kind of guy that really needs to get married. lol.

artmonkforhallofamein07 08-19-2010 09:50 AM

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[quote=skinsfan69;721896]AH is a total 100% train wreck.[B] He seems like the kind of guy that really needs to get married. lol[/B].[/quote]


I really did just laugh out loud!!

GMScud 08-19-2010 01:26 PM

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ESPN just said big fat fatty missed practice again today with a headache??? Seriously? GTFOOH. Big fat pu**y indeed. Listed as questionable for this weekend's game against the Ravens. This guy's entire existence is questionable IMO.

Monkeydad 08-19-2010 01:52 PM

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CSN this morning said doctors are calling it heat-related. That'll happen when you're 340 pounds.

GMScud 08-19-2010 01:56 PM

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[quote=Buster;722016]CSN this morning said doctors are calling it heat-related. That'll happen when you're 340 pounds.[/quote]

It hasn't even been that hot the past few days though. Three straight days with heat related issues? I don't buy it. A headache? Aww poor baby. Wash some advil down with some Gatorade and get out there.

wilsowilso 08-19-2010 02:09 PM

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This overgrown toddler better play really well this year.

Just for making the fans put up with his grade school antics.

Monkeydad 08-19-2010 02:09 PM

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Meanwhile, Lorenzo Alexander is practicing with bad orthotics and can barely walk but says he [B]needs[/B] to be out there to set an example to the guys behind him on the depth chart.

SmootSmack 08-19-2010 02:17 PM

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Let's just hope Haynesworth doesn't have the same headache issues Percy Harvin does

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5476849]Minnesota Vikings' Percy Harvin collapses, leaves in ambulance - ESPN[/url]

over the mountain 08-19-2010 02:36 PM

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Migraines can really be debilatating. I think that is what sent stevie franchises career to an end.

With that said, i never heard of big al with migraines so im not inclinded to believe his headache is related to harvin's chronicled history of migraines.

artmonkforhallofamein07 08-19-2010 02:43 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;722028]Let's just hope Haynesworth doesn't have the same headache issues Percy Harvin does

[URL="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5476849"]Minnesota Vikings' Percy Harvin collapses, leaves in ambulance - ESPN[/URL][/quote]

Man I feel bad for the guy. Migraines are terribe.

I hope he can figure out what is causing his.

SkinzWin 08-19-2010 02:56 PM

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It's actually a little known fact that Haynesworth has pansifaschietis; a debilitating infantile disease which some babies never get rid of as adults. WedMD says it makes adults lapse into states of childish behavior. Some side effects include temper tantrums, whining, selfishness, and unwillingness to do certain expected tasks.

Hog1 08-19-2010 02:59 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;722028]Let's just hope Haynesworth doesn't have the same headache issues Percy Harvin does

[URL="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5476849"]Minnesota Vikings' Percy Harvin collapses, leaves in ambulance - ESPN[/URL][/quote]

I hope BIG does not read the story as he may.....suddenly contract migraines??

SmootSmack 08-19-2010 03:00 PM

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Wish I could see video of this

[url=http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2010/08/redskins_rookies_and_the_alber.html]D.C. Sports Bog - Redskins rookies and the Albert Haynesworth skit[/url]

Ruhskins 08-19-2010 03:06 PM

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[quote=Buster;722023]Meanwhile, Lorenzo Alexander is practicing with bad orthotics and can barely walk but says he [B]needs[/B] to be out there to set an example to the guys behind him on the depth chart.[/quote]

And because he's competing with Andre Carter for the same starting spot. I just hope he doesn't end up hurting himself more in the process.

Ruhskins 08-19-2010 03:15 PM

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I honestly don't see any reason to be concerned about this latest AH setback because I'm sure if it was fake or whatnot, MS would be on this situation (see how he humiliated AH in the media for not showing up to OTAs).

So it seems now that dehydration and speeding are the two biggest disruption at training camp this week.

GMScud 08-19-2010 03:22 PM

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[quote=SkinzWin;722041]It's actually a little known fact that Haynesworth has pansifaschietis; a debilitating infantile disease which some babies never get rid of as adults. WedMD says it makes adults lapse into states of childish behavior. Some side effects include temper tantrums, whining, selfishness, and unwillingness to do certain expected tasks.[/quote]

Lol. Great post.

Ruhskins 08-19-2010 03:55 PM

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[quote=SkinzWin;722041]It's actually a little known fact that Haynesworth has pansifaschietis; a debilitating infantile disease which some babies never get rid of as adults. WedMD says it makes adults lapse into states of childish behavior. Some side effects include temper tantrums, whining, selfishness, and unwillingness to do certain expected tasks.[/quote]

You forgot the side effect of not being able to pass an NFL physical. LOL.

Defensewins 08-19-2010 05:34 PM

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[quote=Ruhskins;722045]And because he's competing with Andre Carter for the same starting spot. [B]I just hope he doesn't end up hurting himself more in the process[/B].[/quote]

That is what I was going to say. How does a wealthy professional athlete on a billion dollar team in a multi billion dollar league have bad orthotics? Weak!
I am curious about the reason this situation is occurring.

SkinzWin 08-19-2010 08:50 PM

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[quote=Ruhskins;722067]You forgot the side effect of not being able to pass an NFL physical. LOL.[/quote]

So noted. I think they are still doing clinical trials to figure out more about this debilitating disease. Apparently if the headaches don't improve, Haynesworth's doctor wants him to do a battery of tests in Tennessee this offseason instead of doing team conditioning and OTA's at Redskins camp. LOL.

Warren85Ellard 08-21-2010 11:42 PM

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Haynesworth isn't happy...not really news but it's getting worse. Get him out of here, soon.

[url=http://dc.sbnation.com/2010/8/21/1635742/redskins-ravens-game-nfl-preseason-]Haynesworth Unleashes On Coaching Staff - SB Nation DC[/url]

Pocket$ $traight 08-21-2010 11:45 PM

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[quote=Warren85Ellard;722793]Haynesworth isn't happy...not really news but it's getting worse. Get him out of here, soon.

[URL="http://dc.sbnation.com/2010/8/21/1635742/redskins-ravens-game-nfl-preseason-"]Haynesworth Unleashes On Coaching Staff - SB Nation DC[/URL][/quote]


And who is going to replace him? <crickets>

Warren85Ellard 08-21-2010 11:51 PM

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;722795]And who is going to replace him? <crickets>[/quote]

Thefirst team defense looked pretty good w/out him. I know Haynesworth is a beast on the field, but in the end, he's not worth keeping around. He's a cancer and sets a bad tone with his me-first attitude.

Big C 08-21-2010 11:52 PM

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haynesworth bitching after the game and so was larry johnson about the blocking, at least thats how trevor matich interpreted him saying he wanted to play in the 4th quarter instead of start in preseason. not used to this crap after the gibbs years where we seemingly had nice squad harmony.

Warren85Ellard 08-21-2010 11:53 PM

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[quote=Big C;722799]haynesworth bitching after the game and so was larry johnson about the blocking, at least thats how trevor matich interpreted him saying he wanted to play in the 4th quarter instead of start in preseason. not used to this crap after the gibbs years where we seemingly had nice squad harmony.[/quote]

LJ can pack his bags, too.

GMScud 08-21-2010 11:55 PM

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[quote=Warren85Ellard;722793]Haynesworth isn't happy...not really news but it's getting worse. Get him out of here, soon.

[URL="http://dc.sbnation.com/2010/8/21/1635742/redskins-ravens-game-nfl-preseason-"]Haynesworth Unleashes On Coaching Staff - SB Nation DC[/URL][/quote]

Yeah I mean he's trying to force it at this point. Skipping OTAs, failing a conditioning test multiple times, missing 3 days of practice for bullshit reasons, unloading on the coaching staff... We could do what Philly did to TO and what Tampa did to Keyshawn. Detrimental to the team. No one guy is bigger than the other 52 guys who want to be here and work hard.

Eff his fat, petulant, childish, pathetic routine.

GMScud 08-21-2010 11:57 PM

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[quote=Warren85Ellard;722793]Haynesworth isn't happy...not really news but it's getting worse. Get him out of here, soon.

[URL="http://dc.sbnation.com/2010/8/21/1635742/redskins-ravens-game-nfl-preseason-"]Haynesworth Unleashes On Coaching Staff - SB Nation DC[/URL][/quote]

On OTAs: "Next year I won't be here either, and I'll come back in the same shape I was this year." LOL! Fat and unable to run 300 yards in 72 seconds.

Is there a bigger turd out there right now?

Pocket$ $traight 08-21-2010 11:59 PM

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[quote=GMScud;722802]Yeah I mean he's trying to force it at this point. Skipping OTAs, failing a conditioning test multiple times, missing 3 days of practice for bullshit reasons, unloading on the coaching staff... We could do what Philly did to TO and what Tampa did to Keyshawn. Detrimental to the team. No one guy is bigger than the other 52 guys who want to be here and work hard.

[B]Eff his fat, petulant, childish, pathetic routine[/B].[/quote]


Are you talking about 92 or the head coach because both are guilty.

Warren85Ellard 08-22-2010 12:04 AM

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;722806]Are you talking about 92 or the head coach because both are guilty.[/quote]

How should Shanahan go about this? He has to establish leadership. If he lets Haynesworth walk all over him, other players will do the same thing.

Pocket$ $traight 08-22-2010 12:15 AM

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[quote=Warren85Ellard;722810]How should Shanahan go about this? He has to establish leadership. If he lets Haynesworth walk all over him, other players will do the same thing.[/quote]

He established himself and then multiple talking heads agreed that he took things a little too far.

Has anyone considered that maybe Al was frustrated and just blew off some steam? My understanding is that players say a lot of things right after a game, especially a loss, that they wouldn't say if they were behind a podium. Was this a twitter feed?

Twitter is by far the worst invention ever, imo. I have never seen anything positive attached to it.

SFREDSKIN 08-22-2010 12:15 AM

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9 year pro? More like a 9 year whinny fat ****!!

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5482852]Albert Haynesworth: Washington Redskins underplayed his medical condition - ESPN[/url]

Pocket$ $traight 08-22-2010 12:17 AM

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[quote=GMScud;722805]On OTAs: "Next year I won't be here either, and I'll come back in the same shape I was this year." LOL! Fat and unable to run 300 yards in 72 seconds.

Is there a bigger turd out there right now?[/quote]

How many 340 pounders in or out of the NFL are "in shape"?

You don't sign a nose tackle to be a shuttle run specialist.

Warren85Ellard 08-22-2010 12:20 AM

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;722813]He established himself and then multiple talking heads agreed that he took things a little too far.

Has anyone considered that maybe Al was frustrated and just blew off some steam? My understanding is that players say a lot of things right after a game, especially a loss, that they wouldn't say if they were behind a podium. Was this a twitter feed?

Twitter is by far the worst invention ever, imo. I have never seen anything positive attached to it.[/quote]

What do you think Shanahan should have done differently then?

Pocket$ $traight 08-22-2010 12:32 AM

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[quote=Warren85Ellard;722817]What do you think Shanahan should have done differently then?[/quote]


Well here's the thing. If you know you don't want him on the team, then let him go. If you want him on the team you can't treat him like the red headed step-child and not expect outbursts like this. You don't stick a DPOY one year removed with the camp fodder and expect him to be happy.

Should he have avoided comment? Probably. But MS can't be surprised by this reaction.

wilsowilso 08-22-2010 12:35 AM

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Who raised that fool. He is a piece of garbage.

GMScud 08-22-2010 12:38 AM

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;722806]Are you talking about 92 or the head coach because both are guilty.[/quote]

You talk about Angry's wife....

I think the fact that you're a Haynesworth apologist speaks volumes....

Pocket$ $traight 08-22-2010 01:18 AM

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[quote=GMScud;722824]You talk about Angry's wife....

I think the fact that you're a Haynesworth apologist speaks volumes....[/quote]

He brought up his wife and I was responding to that but maybe you are lazier than you claim Albert is and couldn't take the time to read a couple of previous posts.

You are so mind numbingly predictable. "Hey, Albert is fat". "Hey, Albert is overpaid". "Hey, anyone who thinks Albert can actually play is stupid". blah blah blah. I would rather listen to a rerun of Gibbs talking about James Thrash...

KLHJ2 08-22-2010 01:20 AM

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I talked about my wife serving you food. Not her looks. There is a line and you clearly crossed it.

Pocket$ $traight 08-22-2010 01:20 AM

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[quote=wilsowilso;722822]Who raised that fool. He is a piece of garbage.[/quote]


So every player who complains about how the coaches use him is a piece of garbage?

I just want one Albert hater to come out and say, "I hate him because I am jealous of him". At least I could give this person some credit for telling the truth.

KLHJ2 08-22-2010 01:25 AM

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;722831]So every player who complains about how the coaches use him is a piece of garbage?

I just want one Albert hater to come out and say, "I hate him because I am jealous of him". At least I could give this person some credit for telling the truth.[/quote]

Jealous of what? The only thing that he has on me is a huge contract. I perform my job 200 times better than he does. I don't bitch, I don't complain. I go above and beyond and am proud of who I am and what I have accomplished. I would trade my life for that of no other. Maybe you are jealous of him and if you could manage to takes his nuts out of your mouth for 1 second you could see that.

Mods I don't care how long the banning is for me after that statement.


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