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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs]"Rick Perry" — A BLR Soundbite - YouTube[/url]

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Finally, she's tightening her budget. :D

[IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/09/29/Mrs_Obama_shopping_at_Target2_110929.jpg[/IMG]

[url=http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20113611-503544.html]Michelle Obama shops incognito at Target (Photo) - Political Hotsheet - CBS News[/url]

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Campaigningm ploy. Wants to look like the average folk.

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[quote=firstdown;824440]You don't find Hillary sexy? I actually did not know she had such a rack.

[URL="http://i.eprci.net/hillary-clinton-bazaar"][IMG]http://i.eprci.net/hillary-clinton-bazaar[/IMG][/URL]

[/quote]


Perhaps she should put her girls to work like the Democratic Left Alliance does in Poland:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWIjo_NdIMo]Nietypowe spoty: Katarzyna Lenart SLD - Chcesz więcej? (striptiz) - YouTube[/ame]


[url=http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-far-polish-parliamentary-candidate-goes-topless-in-new-ad/]Polish Parliamentary Candidate Katarzyna Lenart Striptease Campaign Ad | Video | TheBlaze.com[/url]

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[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]The TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) was stolen! This happend right outside of Richmond (TTE?). I can imagine the thieves at first being excited with the score and then very quickly saying oh crap......[/FONT][/COLOR]

[url=http://www.nbc12.com/story/15716468/thieves-steal-truck-with-presidents-equipment]Thieves steal truck with President's equipment - NBC12 News, Weather Sports, Traffic, and Programming Guide for Richmond, VA |[/url]

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a bird pooped on my hand as i was walking down the street wednesday. it was slightly raining so I thought "man that was a hard rain drop". a second later i thought "man thats a warm rain drop". look down, bird poop on my hand.

i debated whether I should just drive to royal farms and wipe it off with a napkin as I get my morning coffee. I decided to just turn around and walk the 20 steps or so back to my house and wash it off properly.

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[quote=over the mountain;852951]a bird pooped on my hand as i was walking down the street wednesday. it was slightly raining so I thought "man that was a hard rain drop". a second later i thought "man thats a warm rain drop". look down, bird poop on my hand.

i debated whether I should just drive to royal farms and wipe it off with a napkin as I get my morning coffee. I decided to just turn around and walk the 20 steps or so back to my house and wash it off properly.[/quote]


LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.

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[quote=mredskins;853023]LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.[/quote]

Do you know Lt. Dan?

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[quote=mredskins;853023]LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.[/quote]

lol yeah ive been peed/watery pooped on by seagulls in ocean city. theyre squirters. thats awesome you worked on a shrimp boat.

yeah this wasnt pee or watery. this bird's poop was solid, looked like a smashed acorn with small bits of brown nutty stuff. the bastard. it had better not be one of the 3 baby birds i let be raised under my deck neither. most birds look alike but i know what these 3 look like.

the nest their parents built is still up. i hope one of them comes back to try and raise its own kids. im gonna spit on them or something. filthy lil ungrateful ****ers

edit - the word that is censored out is ****ers

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[url=http://www.theblaze.com/stories/extremely-disturbing-video-claims-to-show-texas-judge-savagely-whipping-daughter-with-belt/]Extremely Disturbing Video: Texas Judge William Adams Caught Beating Whipping Daughter With Belt | Video | TheBlaze.com[/url]

pretty vicious video. apparently the 16 year old daughter has cerebral palsy, she is 22-23 now. supposedly the wife got beaten regularly and worse as well and she got a divorce.

im not sure what is more disturbing. the 4 min beating itself or the comments. ill give you three guesses what political party "the blaze" markets to.

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I just watched this and I really can't tell if they are serious or this is suppose to be satire:

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My fcking head hurts! :doh:

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[img]http://www.rustycans.com/Graphics/Dumping/Matt_Redrum2.jpg[/img]

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^ That wasnt your doll was it Alvin?

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Ive never really been an Adam Carolla fan, honestly ive always thought he's sucked. I did like the originally Man Show but mainly because of Jimmy Kimmel. I dont really know what other pieces of "work" Adam has been in but i guess hes a radio DJ now for Siris.

Either way he went off on the Occupy Protesters the other day and even though at first i refused to listen to it, because its Adam Carolla, i eventually did and it was damn funny and pretty the exact same way i feel. I dont necessarily feel this way about the whole OWS movement but i do feel this way about a lot of the people involved in the OWS movement and many younger people in general.

There was a thread a while back about the New Generations attitude and a recent college grad that hasnt work in like 2 years because he wont take a job that only pays him 40k. The whole sense of entitlement drives me nuts. I really think the whole "participation trophy" thing has ended up hurting my generation. So Adam and i completely agree when it comes to his rant:


[URL="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/adam-carolla-breaks-down-occupy-movement-fking-self-entitled-monsters/"]Adam Carolla Talks About Occupy Wall Street | Video | TheBlaze.com[/URL]

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Carolla is about as un-funny as they come.

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[quote=mlmpetert;864834]^ That wasnt your doll was it Alvin?[/quote]

It was moobys doll.

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[img]http://circa71.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tumblr_kp0rqbds8s1qznvmwo1_500.jpg?w=584&h=438[/img]

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[img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkx19cUmMO1qb619to1_500.gif[/img]

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[img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_C6k-31fQW5E/TGNTkTTovRI/AAAAAAAAACc/qjNnkhSAnUc/s400/cagado.png[/img]

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Da boird upset da bosses. Now, he sleeps with the fishes.

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[img]http://k.minus.com/ibs4oUe8q6njrK.gif[/img]

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[URL]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnFVYewkWEY&skipcontrinter=1[/URL]

video of egypt military beating (probably to death) a woman and others the other day.

WARNING - graphic, this is not for the sensitive. Once you watch it you cant unwatch it or forget what you see easily.

EDIT - apparently youtube is taking down the videos . . . go to youtube or google and search "egypt military blue bra" as the video is of a bunch of military guys beating to death a woman in a blue bra. real ****ed up shit

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iboFV-yeTE&feature=player_embedded"]‫انتهاكات المجلس العسكرىby elfares boda.mov‬‎ - YouTube[/URL]

^ this link is working right now, skip to the 30 second mark and the video starts

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I had a baby 23 days ago.

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[quote=over the mountain;869023][URL]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnFVYewkWEY&skipcontrinter=1[/URL]

video of egypt military beating (probably to death) a woman and others the other day.

WARNING - graphic, this is not for the sensitive. Once you watch it you cant unwatch it or forget what you see easily.

EDIT - apparently youtube is taking down the videos . . . go to youtube or google and search "egypt military blue bra" as the video is of a bunch of military guys beating to death a woman in a blue bra. real ****ed up shit

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iboFV-yeTE&feature=player_embedded"]‫انتهاكات المجلس العسكرىby elfares boda.mov‬‎ - YouTube[/URL]

^ this link is working right now, skip to the 30 second mark and the video starts[/quote]

Needed a sniper on the roof just picking those guys apart. They all need to die a horrible death. Nothing but paid thugs.

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Well isn't that the same military Obama so gladly helped not knowing who they were?

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From NYTIMES.COM

CAIRO — Egypt’s military rulers moved to consolidate power Friday on the eve of the presidential runoff election, shutting down the Islamist-led Parliament, locking out lawmakers and seizing the sole right to issue laws even after a new head of state takes office.

[URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/16/world/middleeast/blow-to-transition-as-court-dissolves-egypts-parliament.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all"]link[/URL]

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Poor guy! How dare Bank of America allow him to do this. F'n evil corporations!!!!

[quote]Page, who does not have a prior record, could have faced a steeper sentence but [URL="http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/Bank-error-gives-man-unlimited-ATM-withdrawals-at-Detroit-casinos/-/1719418/14807766/-/h1x0ts/-/index.html"][COLOR=#0066cc]prosecutors said his crime was a "lapse of judgment"[/COLOR][/URL] and placed blame with Bank of America for allowing the withdrawals to take place.[/quote]

[url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/detroit-man-gambles-away-1-5-million-accidentally-191619543.html]Detroit man gambles away $1.5 million accidentally given by ATM | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News[/url]

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[quote=mlmpetert;922096]Poor guy! How dare Bank of America allow him to do this. F'n evil corporations!!!!



[url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/detroit-man-gambles-away-1-5-million-accidentally-191619543.html]Detroit man gambles away $1.5 million accidentally given by ATM | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News[/url][/quote]

the perfect storm, a computer glitch allowing unlimited funds to a guy who has a gambling addiction. great irony.

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[quote=firstdown;910696]Well isn't that the same military Obama so gladly helped not knowing who they were?[/quote]

kind of like this?

[URL]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/318023_481831855175664_1649013983_n.jpg[/URL]

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[quote=dmek25;922184]kind of like this?

[URL]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/318023_481831855175664_1649013983_n.jpg[/URL][/quote]The caption in the photo is a lie. The group in question was the Mujahideen. The movement called the Taliban didn't even exist during the Reagan Administration. Remember there's about 25 years between 1986 and 2011. (And have the Stinger missiles been a problem?)

The results of revolutions that Obama supported, is yet to be seen. Eygpt and Libya are completely up in the air, at this point.

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I HATE it when my friends pretend that weed isnt a harmful and dangerous drug. Its just dangerous as crack, heroin, and meth. Just ask the DEA:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0i3l0TZL4]DEA Agent Won't Say If Heroin Is Worse For Someone's Health Than Marijuana - YouTube[/ame]

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[quote=HailGreen28;922616]The caption in the photo is a lie. The group in question was the Mujahideen. The movement called the Taliban didn't even exist during the Reagan Administration. Remember there's about 25 years between 1986 and 2011. (And have the Stinger missiles been a problem?)

The results of revolutions that Obama supported, is yet to be seen. Eygpt and Libya are completely up in the air, at this point.[/quote]

Well spotted, HG28!

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v9mUu.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=Alvin Walton;865109][img]http://k.minus.com/ibs4oUe8q6njrK.gif[/img][/quote]

funny

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[url=http://politics.foxnews.mobi/quickPage.html?page=23888&external=1578222.proteus.fma]FOX News - Politics - Latest Headlines - N.C. lawmaker hits wrong button, approves fracking - Page 1 of 2[/url]

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[quote=NC_Skins;922814][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v9mUu.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Thats ****ing stupid.

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[quote=mlmpetert;922780]I HATE it when my friends pretend that weed isnt a harmful and dangerous drug. Its just dangerous as crack, heroin, and meth. Just ask the DEA:

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0i3l0TZL4"]DEA Agent Won't Say If Heroin Is Worse For Someone's Health Than Marijuana - YouTube[/URL][/quote]

:soapbox:
This is retarded. None of the other drugs have true, medical uses, unlike marijuana, which would probably be used to help damn near everything, (inflammation, sleep aid, appetite gain, stress).

The problem is that the drug companies are SO big now and they have so much money they just BUY the policies they want enacted by paying politicians to further their agendas.

And I don't even smoke pot anymore, LOL.

:Smoker:

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[quote=Alvin Walton;923540]Thats ****ing stupid.[/quote]

I think its hilarious.

See "Loose Change" thread lol

I keed I keed, I def dont wanna start that convo again

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bada boom. bada big boom.

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Secret TPP deal between 10 countries:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22077TwLXUg&feature=player_embedded]"The Top Secret Deal Between 11 Countries That Will Affect Your Life" - MOC #186 - YouTube[/ame]