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[quote=mooby;1314381]Normally I agree with you on most things but this isn't one of them. I ain't condoning doing 80 in heavy traffic in tight quarters, but if the road is wide open, visibility is clear and you aren't passing anybody get out of the left lane. Some state utilities even pay money to sign-makers to inform you of this.

With that being said it sounds like the snow storm came out of nowhere and the tragedy was unavoidable - I've been in situations on 95 where visibility dropped to almost nil out of nowhere and even with plenty of spacing between cars it's still very dangerous just to be moving when you can't see 10 feet in front of you. My condolences to those who died.[/quote]

I know, I was just digging up a very old Warpath inside joke.

Somewhere in the what grinds your gears thread I think there are about five pages of me trolling people, telling them I drive in the left lane at the speed limit to keep others from speeding to keep the road safer.

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[quote=mooby;1314381]Normally I agree with you on most things but this isn't one of them. I ain't condoning doing 80 in heavy traffic in tight quarters, but if the road is wide open, visibility is clear and you aren't passing anybody get out of the left lane. Some state utilities even pay money to sign-makers to inform you of this.

With that being said it sounds like the snow storm came out of nowhere and the tragedy was unavoidable - I've been in situations on 95 where visibility dropped to almost nil out of nowhere and even with plenty of spacing between cars it's still very dangerous just to be moving when you can't see 10 feet in front of you. My condolences to those who died.[/quote]

The problem isn't just speed. The common "rules of the Road" are not being followed . Speed limit might be 55 but if the flow of traffic is running 65 I have no problem but if someone doesn't feel right get in the slow lane(right lane). Use blinkers God created them for a reason and when it's rain put on your headlights! If someone is behind you don't tap the breaks just put the blinker on and move over and if you're the one speeding be patient and let the people move over no need to pass on the shoulder of the road.

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[quote=Giantone;1314396]The problem isn't just speed. The common "rules of the Road" are not being followed . Speed limit might be 55 but if the flow of traffic is running 65 I have no problem but if someone doesn't feel right get in the slow lane(right lane). Use blinkers God created them for a reason and when it's rain put on your headlights! If someone is behind you don't tap the breaks just put the blinker on and move over and if you're the one speeding be patient and let the people move over no need to pass on the shoulder of the road.[/quote]

Please no more of this, beating a dead horse on here.

go the grinding gears thread and look up what S10 was talking about earlier, you will get your fill.

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[quote=Schneed10;1314386]I know, I was just digging up a very old Warpath inside joke.

Somewhere in the what grinds your gears thread I think there are about five pages of me trolling people, telling them I drive in the left lane at the speed limit to keep others from speeding to keep the road safer.[/quote]

Honestly to this day anytime I'm stuck behind some slowpoke jack-off in the left lane I think of that thread and laugh

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Crazy story
[url]https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/06/Millinocket-Transfer-Station-trash-compactor-car-stuck/8181649274991/[/url]

This is the kind of stuff you are supposed to be afraid of as a kid like quick sand or being lost in a grocery store but turn out to never be a big deal. Except for this guy

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[quote=MTK;1314637]Honestly to this day anytime I'm stuck behind some slowpoke jack-off in the left lane I think of that thread and laugh[/quote]

I think the very idea of me doing that in the left lane got more people enraged reading about it on these boards than actually doing it ever would. lol

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1314676]Crazy story
[url]https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/06/Millinocket-Transfer-Station-trash-compactor-car-stuck/8181649274991/[/url]

This is the kind of stuff you are supposed to be afraid of as a kid like quick sand or being lost in a grocery store but turn out to never be a big deal. Except for this guy[/quote]

[IMG]https://c.tenor.com/zVpyBjaXUU0AAAAM/costanza-frank.gif[/IMG]

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[url]https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/d-c-nightclub-apologizes-after-body-of-dead-rapper-goonew-was-displayed-on-stage-during-event/3634173/[/url]

Bliss Nightclub has apologized on Instagram after photos and videos surfaced of what appeared to be the body of 24-year-old Washington D.C.-area rapper Markelle Morrow, known as Goonew, onstage during a funeral event held at the club. Morrow was killed last month in District Heights, Maryland.

His body was propped up like he was standing with a crown on his head…lololol. We are culturally going in reverse.

This guy has been dead since March 18 and the family along with the club thought profiting one more time was ok.

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I have to imagine that there were some health code violations with that

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1314733]I have to imagine that there were some health code violations with that[/quote]

Dead since March 18, but was still keeping it realz last weekend in da club!

[IMG]https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Goonew-body.jpeg[/IMG]

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Man, that is so wrong. And creepy as fuck.

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[IMG]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tUSqbPURxrk/XvfKlH6l5dI/AAAAAAAAXNM/qcI-T-F-lSA8sjAa__sWD3B5RF8XUEokACNcBGAsYHQ/s1600/weekend%2Bat%2Bbernies%2B1.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=Schneed10;1314744][IMG]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tUSqbPURxrk/XvfKlH6l5dI/AAAAAAAAXNM/qcI-T-F-lSA8sjAa__sWD3B5RF8XUEokACNcBGAsYHQ/s1600/weekend%2Bat%2Bbernies%2B1.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[IMG]https://viralviralvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/GIF-laughing-funny-LOL-haha-hehe-hilarious-fun-happy-laugh-Kevin-Malone-Brian-Baumgartner-The-Office-GIF.gif[/IMG]

Totally forgot about that movie…I think they even made a sequel.

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[quote=Chico23231;1314738]Dead since March 18, but was still keeping it realz last weekend in da club!

[IMG]https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Goonew-body.jpeg[/IMG][/quote]

A mic in hand and a couple of ropes on his legs and arms like puppet would have been the deal.

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[quote=Chico23231;1314738]Dead since March 18, but was still keeping it realz last weekend in da club!

[IMG]https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Goonew-body.jpeg[/IMG][/quote]

I dont know what he looked like before but he looks pretty good for a guy thats been dead for 3 weeks!:D

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Florida doing Florida things

@CNN
A Florida bride and her wedding caterer have been arrested and accused of lacing wedding food, including lasagna, with marijuana and causing several guests to become sick, according to their arrest warrant affidavits.

Lasagna at a wedding?

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[quote=MTK;1315269]Florida doing Florida things

@CNN
A Florida bride and her wedding caterer have been arrested and accused of lacing wedding food, including lasagna, with marijuana and causing several guests to become sick, according to their arrest warrant affidavits.

Lasagna at a wedding?[/quote]

[IMG]https://64.media.tumblr.com/bee093a3589d7765e45214ec7d1dc2c1/0b56dc5cb1e7e288-2f/s1280x1920/0ce0b98c31af706fec6c50bd9d1ba3592c464dd5.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=MTK;1315269]Florida doing Florida things

@CNN
A Florida bride and her wedding caterer have been arrested and accused of lacing wedding food, including lasagna, with marijuana and causing several guests to become sick, according to their arrest warrant affidavits.

Lasagna at a wedding?[/quote]

Any wedding in Florida that features lasagna over Conch Fritters, Mahi Mahi and Cuban beans and rice is a travesty.

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1315277]Any wedding in Florida that features lasagna over Conch Fritters, Mahi Mahi and Cuban beans and rice is a travesty.[/quote]

Conch fritters are divine! I haven’t deep sea fished in awhile, but catching schools of Mahi is great.

Anyways…did anyone see the that Mike Tyson video? That guy who antagonized him deserved the beating he got. Free Mike!

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Fucking with Tyson is like poking a tiger, that guy got what he deserved

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[YT][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh0id1qeb0c[/url][/YT]

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[quote=Chico23231;1315299]Conch fritters are divine! I haven’t deep sea fished in awhile, but catching schools of Mahi is great.

Anyways…did anyone see the that Mike Tyson video? That guy who antagonized him deserved the beating he got. Free Mike![/quote]

Yeah. No doubt Tyson held his restraint for long enough. No sympathy for that guy or his d-bag friend filming the whole thing.

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Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1315404]Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.[/quote]

Or you could just pay an escort to shit in your bed, probably save you a lot of time and money too.

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[quote=mooby;1315406]Or you could just pay an escort to shit in your bed, probably save you a lot of time and money too.[/quote]

You get no rush from shitting. Probably take her rock climbing.

[YT]GnSwz-9LLc4[/YT]

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1315404]Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.[/quote]

I heard she dislikes SC, she don't like no gators!

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If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
[url]https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05/04/taxidermy-rat-Salt-Lake-City-International-Airport/1471651690966/[/url]

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1316222]If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
[url]https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05/04/taxidermy-rat-Salt-Lake-City-International-Airport/1471651690966/[/url][/quote]

lol how does BS like this even make the news

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1316222]If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
[url]https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05/04/taxidermy-rat-Salt-Lake-City-International-Airport/1471651690966/[/url][/quote]

“Last couple years have been kind of tough, and so this is just like a solid win for the travel industry, for taxidermists everywhere," Poulsen said”

^when I say we are gonna get through it…this is what I’m taking about. I think that family with the rapper up in Maryland should think about taxidermy.


Anyways, what’s up with comedians under attack. Dude had a knife

[url]https://abc7.com/dave-chappelle-attacked-tackled-hollywood-bowl/11817178/[/url]

Dave Chappelle attacked: Video shows moment suspect tackles comedian at Hollywood Bowl

This coulda gone really bad. I’m serious

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No joke Chapelle could have been seriously hurt or worse. Damn... Dave's security crew fucked that guy up and deservedly so

[IMG]https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/05/chappelle-attacker-010.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=736[/IMG]

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[quote=MTK;1316233]No joke Chapelle could have been seriously hurt or worse. Damn... Dave's security crew fucked that guy up and deservedly so
[/quote]

Crazy and scary stuff. Glad Dave is OK.

Man, comedy, is going to die off really fast.

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[quote=Chico23231;1316230]“Last couple years have been kind of tough, and so this is just like a solid win for the travel industry, for taxidermists everywhere," Poulsen said”

^when I say we are gonna get through it…this is what I’m taking about. I think that family with the rapper up in Maryland should think about taxidermy.


[/quote]

A solid win is questionable. Winning off the field? Definitely

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Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1316551]Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.[/quote]

Did he give you a deal on your Insurance?

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[quote=Giantone;1316556]Did he give you a deal on your Insurance?[/quote]

Nope, but he was pretty reasonable about hopping into the red solo cup and accepting whatever his fate was.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1316551]Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.[/quote]

Gecko or anole?

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1316586]Gecko or anole?[/quote]

I never heard of an anole before, but upon review of Bing images, that is what it looked like.

I guess it was an anole.

I knew it wasn't a lizard, so I just assumed gecko.

Learn something new every day.

Go Noles! Go Anoles!

Looked like:

[IMG]https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0854/5720/files/anole2_large.jpg?v=1587081657[/IMG]

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That is an anole. Reason I asked was my parents told me invasive mediterranean geckos are now in the area. Was curious.

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Hmmm which Commanders Post member is most likely to lose over 1,000 pounds of cocaine?
[url]https://www.huffpost.com/entry/swiss-police-cocaine-hiding-in-coffee_n_62753f75e4b0b7c8f0839b9f[/url]

I think Chico and Jamf would be my front runners but SS has been missing for a month.

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