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[quote=Mattyk72;591017]You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.[/quote]
I had one so bad I gagged myself.

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[quote=firstdown;591031]I had one so bad I gagged myself.[/quote]Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;591047]Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line[/quote]
I think I could guess what you wanted to post.

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For all you stall Pissers, See my post:
[URL="http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/12180-f-public-toilet-pissers.html"]http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/12180-f-public-toilet-pissers.html[/URL]

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I thought of this thread last night while at the pub. I walked down the stairs to the bathroom and there were probably like 6 or 7 dudes all going to the same place at the same time. As we go through the door, it was like fighter jets in formation, each of us automatically went to alternating urinals, leaving a one pisser buffer in between. Just one of those things that no one is "taught," we all just know...

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[quote=BDBohnzie;591014]@MonkFan4Life - thanks for turning it up a notch. I've got tears...[/quote]

Thanks I try my best :food-smil

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[quote=Mattyk72;591017]You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. [B]All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.[/B][/quote]

RIGHT !!!! However, there are different levels of stink though. Kinda like a fart, some farts you can stay in the room with and some you want to change your clothes and wash them right away because you don't want to walk around dusting crops all day long and you're fearful that you'll be the cause of another hole in the ozone layer.

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[quote=Monksdown;591025]Toilet seat covers? For real? I always wondered why they put those in the men's rooms. You must be the reason.[/quote]

Dude if they have them then there must be a good reason for me to use them. I have to feel confident when dropping a stinky load. I just hate the race to sit down before the paper folds into the toilet. That's the worst. Well that and having to use the handicapped toilet. I feel like I'm standing up almost. Not that comfortable.

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[quote=firstdown;591031]I had one so bad I gagged myself.[/quote]

You feel disgusted and ashamed but proud all at the same time !

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welcome to the monkfan4life comedy show :)

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Thanks dmek !

Remember to tip your servers please !

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i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today.

he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him".

sounded funnier in person . .

go skins!!

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now that's funny!

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Give yourself a courtesy flush

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[quote=over the mountain;594379]i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today.

he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him".

sounded funnier in person . .

go skins!![/quote]

I've heard that before, but it's still funny.