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SmootSmack 01-31-2013 09:49 AM

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[quote=Mattyk;991987]Wasn't there some talk of him sniffing around for a job at Redskins Park too? Something along those lines? Basically he didn't stay under the radar as he probably should have.[/quote]

Did he? I don't remember that. I mean I knew he wanted to get a more permanent media job. And I use that to help get him access. Didn't know he specifically was looking at Redskins Park though. I know the whole experience soured him on the Redskins.

skinsguy 01-31-2013 10:00 AM

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I need to read that thread of Jsarno's. I think I may have either taken an hiatus during the creation of that thread, or just wasn't lurking much in the "Parking Lot".

JoeRedskin 01-31-2013 10:19 AM

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[quote=DynamiteRave;991921]But we love you.

Don't just look and not touch. [B]We like touching! [/B]
But honestly, in the vein of the Breakfast Club, he kinda dumped his purse on the couch and invited people into his problems.

We need a life section. Where people can talk about life.[/quote]

Just not in the Locker Room please. Keep all "touching" confined to the Parking Lot. You know, out in the open where it should be.

JoeRedskin 01-31-2013 10:23 AM

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I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.

BigHairedAristocrat 01-31-2013 10:28 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;991976]Right. And I told him I'd make a couple of phone calls and get him access. But just wait for me to take care of it first. Next morning "Hey I'm Joe Crisp, Smootsmack said you have a press pass for me" "No, sorry don't see your name on the list"...and well, Joe didn't take no for an answer easily

So that's when I got the phone call.[/quote]

LOL... so, do they refer to you at Smootsmack at redskins park, or are you just continuing to protect your secret identity? I would find it more amusing if they actually referred to you as smootsmack. I like to think that no one, even in the media, knows your true identity.

SmootSmack 01-31-2013 10:48 AM

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[quote=BigHairedAristocrat;992032]LOL... so, do they refer to you at Smootsmack at redskins park, or are you just continuing to protect your secret identity? I would find it more amusing if they actually referred to you as smootsmack. I like to think that no one, even in the media, knows your true identity.[/quote]

LOL. Not quite

MTK 01-31-2013 11:35 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;992009]Did he? I don't remember that. I mean I knew he wanted to get a more permanent media job. And I use that to help get him access. Didn't know he specifically was looking at Redskins Park though. I know the whole experience soured him on the Redskins.[/quote]

My memory is a little hazy on the details now but when all the drama was going down I got an email from a guy claiming to be an intern at Redskins Park. He claimed that JC was a little too forward with the fact he was looking for a job. I don't recall if he said it was just a media job in general or something specific at Redskins Park but either way, he apparently rubbed some folks wrong on more than one occassion.

CRedskinsRule 01-31-2013 11:43 AM

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[quote=JoeRedskin;992029]I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.[/quote]

And when you say "Physically" are we talking Parking Lot physical or Locker Room Physical?

(shame lockerroomman isn't here for these conversations)

Monkeydad 01-31-2013 12:07 PM

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[quote=DynamiteRave;991892]Yup. And don't forget, punched out the food network exec.

And had a fake leg.

And was incredibly sanctimonious.

These are all important details.

He's probably rich somewhere. I bet.[/quote]

He was a real pirate!

That man can grill like no one else though. That makes up for anything else.

Monkeydad 01-31-2013 12:08 PM

Re: Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition
 
[quote=JoeRedskin;992029]I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.[/quote]

You worded that very poorly. Sounds bad!

FRPLG 01-31-2013 12:29 PM

Re: Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition
 
[quote=DynamiteRave;991832]Jsarno isn't banned. But he is infamous for this thread...

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/28339-advice-needed.html[/url]

It's 14 pages and blocks of text. But strap on your seat belt, a wild ride's ahead.[/quote]

This and insisting against all rational argument that Roulette is a winnable game with his "system"

skinsguy 01-31-2013 12:30 PM

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[quote=monkeydad;992087]you worded that very poorly. Sounds bad![/quote]

lol!!!

Monkeydad 01-31-2013 12:39 PM

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JoeRedskin...there may be a thread in the Locker Room that interests you!

Just kidding, please don't come meet up with me physically.

FRPLG 01-31-2013 12:54 PM

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[quote=Monkeydad;992110]JoeRedskin...there may be a thread in the Locker Room that interests you!

Just kidding, please come meat up me physically.[/quote]

I fixed that for you.

JoeRedskin 01-31-2013 01:50 PM

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[quote=FRPLG;992124]I fixed that for you.[/quote]

Hey, hey hey!! I am happy to say I have never met anyone's meat - either in the Parking Lot or the Locker Room.

Not that there is anything wrong with that ...


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