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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Because Cory was the DEFINITION of tool. He's what futures tool of America modeled themselves after.[/QUOTE]

Doesn't he seem like he'd pop his collar if he were college age right now?

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Yes, and driving a BMW without using turn signals.

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All right, check it.

What happened to DJ Dozier is kinda a Question 3,
A huge NFL bust he wasn’t supposed to be.
But while DJ may have started the “Penn State running back curse”,
I ain’t mad at him cause Larry Johnson’s thrown that curse in reverse.

And while I might wish we had Larry Johnson as a Redskin,
I got no worries cause C. Port’s partin’ lines like the Red Sea, ala Charlton Heston.

So as long as Portis keeps motorin’ along like Mustang Sally,
from D.C., through Philly, Dallas and all the way to Cali….
we gonna ride this Redskin train to ring number four,
grabbin’ honeys along the way like Topanga, screamin “more, more, more”.

As for Sheriff Gonna Getcha, I’ll just hope he’s takin’ a nap,
So he doesn’t arrest me for clearly being too white to rap.

As for incorporating the term: idomatic expression,
That's just mean, you know wewhite's gonna have to look up the definition.

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Bravo,
This right here is the best line
"we gonna ride this Redskin train to ring number four,
grabbin’ honeys along the way like Topanga, screamin “more, more, more”."

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:laughing- Thanks BSB, but if I had to vote, I'd have to give it to you. You were on top of that in like a minute. I can't even begin to tell you how out of my element I am here. :Flush:

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[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]:laughing- Thanks BSB, but if I had to vote, I'd have to give it to you. You were on top of that in like a minute. I can't even begin to tell you how out of my element I am here. :Flush:[/quote]yeah, i am not much of the rapper either. But i did put that together as quick as I could right after you said that you weren't going to do it, so that is like 15 minutes, i must say not bad. I should become a rapper.

Look what i just found on google video. Some guy named triple pete who i am guessing is a maryland football player because of the caption on the side saying triple pete lived in his dorm like he was someone that people would know. someone that knows anything about UMD football might be able to say if it is a terp player. it is rapping and it claims to be freestyle. [url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6593306418645229012&q[/url]

(if anyone does watch it be advised for language and racial language... and sexual language)

I wish i could do that. It would just be too funny if I could. That is really amazing if people can do that 'freestyle'. but i think i have seen this before.


WHere is Taf he has to give us points or votes or something like that.

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[quote=BigSKINBauer]yeah, i am not much of the rapper either. But i did put that together as quick as I could right after you said that you weren't going to do it, so that is like 15 minutes, i must say not bad. I should become a rapper.

Look what i just found on google video. Some guy named triple pete who i am guessing is a maryland football player because of the caption on the side saying triple pete lived in his dorm like he was someone that people would know. someone that knows anything about UMD football might be able to say if it is a terp player. it is rapping and it claims to be freestyle. [URL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6593306418645229012&q"]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6593306418645229012&q[/URL]

(if anyone does watch it be advised for language and racial language... and sexual language)

I wish i could do that. It would just be too funny if I could. That is really amazing if people can do that 'freestyle'. but i think i have seen this before.


WHere is Taf he has to give us points or votes or something like that.[/quote]

LOL....Good thing this guy isn't a Warpath member. Neither of us would have had a chance.

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Aiight, I'm a lil late, but heeeeeeeeere we go

Uh uh uh, check me check me

Is the mike on? Turn it up, I can't hear the beat.

Uh Uh uh, there we go

Aiight aiight

These kids not ready to be the true idol,
BSB and PSU don't want it, gimmie the title,
I won't be a bust like DJ Dozier,
Or KWII, who claim he a soldier,
What I told ya? I'm the idol Like Gibbs I get the troops to rally,
Get shit running smooth like Mustang Sally,
Its right up my alley, See I can answer the question,
I ain't actin like my name Charlton Heston,
or Tom Cruise or Jack Fletcher,
Believe me I'm the deputy to Sheriff Gonna Get ya
And in the votes Imma catch ya, PSU and BSB
And if I can't win in the booth you can get served on the streets

HA

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i think everyone should talk in spits from here on out
.... that would be the shit, no doubt?

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I'll give that round to Jamaican cause I really liked the intro

Ok, this round is easy. Say three nice things about any of the following Warpath members (ahem...be sure to pick the right member to praise)

Hogskins
Huddle
Skinz_Domin8
The Artist Formerly Known As Smootsmack
ST21
ZackMills

and do it in iambic pentameter

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The Artist formeraly known as smootsmack
-Gave me my amalgam of my name through pure genius and holds a spot in my signature
-Has a cool job
-Is the master of finding things online

edit: and i just noticed i had to do it in iambic pentameter.

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The Artist formeraly known as smootsmack
He gave me an amalgram of my name
He has a cool job wish I had the same
Always knows where online articles came

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A ton of people still have to make a rap. I want to hear them

Who is officially eliminated?

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Sadly we had to send Duffman003 home after this most recent round. Real shame because he was a crowd favorite. But remember these are 1-866 numbers not 1-900

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I decided to spread the love a little:

The Artist Formerly Known As Smootsmack
is the fairest of all the Warpath Mods.
He put wewhite in his place for two weeks,
and I hear he resembles a Greek God.

As for ST 2-1, it's hard to say
anything that is very positive.
He's usually dead wrong with all his points,
But he's consistent, strong and assertive.

Since Huddle left our threads are just too short.
We hardly get to argue mundane points.
Instead we have 4 Lavar threads per day
from bitter folks who need to smoke more joints.

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Excellent PSU. But in fairness, Matty was the one who put ST21 in his place. You know how The Ego is

OK, I'm off to Connecticut now so I won't be online for a couple of days. In my absence, freestyle a bit unless TheMalcolmConnection or BrudLee tell you otherwise.

We will be announcing a winner soon...just as soon as we find Bin Laden

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[quote=TAFKAS]Excellent PSU. But in fairness, Matty was the one who put ST21 in his place. You know how The Ego is

OK, I'm off to Connecticut now so I won't be online for a couple of days. In my absence, freestyle a bit unless TheMalcolmConnection or BrudLee tell you otherwise.

We will be announcing a winner soon...just as soon as we find Bin Laden[/quote]

My bad.........maybe we should add The Ego to our list of iambic pentameter choices?

Have fun in CT.

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Being as TAFKAS has put BrudLee and myself in charge, I file a movement to write why you should win in haiku and Chuck Norris jokes...combined.

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I'm really starting to wonder if this award is worth all this work.

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YES. IT IS. Now dance puppet, DANCE.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]YES. IT IS. Now dance puppet, DANCE.[/quote]

Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.

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[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.[/quote]you are a well rounded person psu.....you dabble in every culture

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[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.[/quote]

Just as BSB's beats were hot, that was hot as well. I award you 1,127 points.

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Eventually, I also move that a poll be put up on to which was hotter, your haiku or BSB's rap.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]you are a well rounded person psu.....you dabble in every culture[/quote]

thnx ;)

Jack of all trades, master of none.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Just as BSB's beats were hot, that was hot as well. I award you 1,127 points.[/quote]

Awesome! I was hoping for at least 1,057 points, so this is even better than I had hoped for.

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[QUOTE=PSUSkinsFan21]Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.[/QUOTE]

I don't know...

Raw heart and Merlot? Wouldn't a nice Valpoliciella be more appropriate? Sure, it would kill the syllable count, but still...

1,037 points.

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[quote=BrudLee]I don't know...

Raw heart and Merlot? Wouldn't a nice Valpoliciella be more appropriate? Sure, it would kill the syllable count, but still...

1,037 points.[/quote]

I know, I know.....a true poet would not be so bound to the restrictions of the syllable count. I should be ashamed.

Are those points in addition to MC's 1127?.........or do I need to average the two? Just so I know exactly where I stand.

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Okay, someone catch me up - I don't have the patience to read all 23 pgs.

I want to see if I have skillz...so what must I do to get votes or whatever...or is it too late???

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[quote=12thMan]Okay, someone catch me up - I don't have the patience to read all 23 pgs.

I want to see if I have skillz...so what must I do to get votes or whatever...or is it too late???[/quote]

12th, you can probably start with message 158 on page 16 and go from there for all of the hoops you need to jump through for this competition. Although, I'm not sure it's in my best interest to tell you this...........the last thing I need is more competition.

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[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]12th, you can probably start with message 158 on page 16 and go from there for all of the hoops you need to jump through for this competition. Although, I'm not sure it's in my best interest to tell you this...........the last thing I need is more competition.[/quote]

Good man....

Naw, I aint got nothin'....I'm sure one you guys will take it, I'm just trying to have some fun:)

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[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.[/quote]
I was looking at this at school, very nice. I'll make one soon and post it up.

ANd it will be quick
BSB and CHuck norris
Win the warpath idol
And no one dare stand in way
Chuck norris is my homeboy

^Not it just a prelude

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I picked it up at pg. 15, Uhhh....let's just say I don't stand a chance!!

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This is all very confusing
[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=132[/url]

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=909[/url]

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[quote=gibbsisgod]This is all very confusing
[URL="http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=132"]http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=132[/URL]

[URL="http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=909"]http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=909[/URL][/quote]

Yah, I know. I have to take the blame for that. PSUskinsfan11 was here first, but I didn't bother checking the existing user names before I signed up.

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maybe you should change it ........ let the people decide!

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[quote=12thMan]I picked it up at pg. 15, Uhhh....let's just say I don't stand a chance!![/quote]

Oh come on, don't sell yourself short. You already have a great start on the Haiku. The rest is a piece of cake.

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there was once a "Gibbs is god", but i took care of him:spank:

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where did 21 in your name came from?

You know 1 out of 114 people that graduated from college in america went to PSU? That is a lot.

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Down comes the sky that
Holds Q-3 to high regard
Unless BSB
Is appointed by Warpath
This is what norris foretold

Chuck Norris is right
One and only BSB
Holds the only key
Chuck Norris foresees greatness
With BSB in the lead

He demands it
For Norris knows all to be
His house has no doors
Only walls that he walks through
Now he demands BSB

If you don’t comply
He will eat your first child raw
With teeth like a saw
Solver of many problems
He can divide by zero

Using this great skill
He has chosen by his will
That the BSB
Must win the warpath idol
For this is THE BSB