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Chico23231 06-01-2022 03:59 PM

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Jury awards Johnny Depp $15 million in damages in libel suit against Amber Heard

Pay up now Amber Heard!

Johnny needs some blow

[url]https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/johnny-depp-amber-heard-lawsuit-jury-verdict/[/url]

Chico23231 07-01-2022 12:15 PM

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[url]https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/camper-awakes-to-knife-carrying-killer-crab-at-tent-video/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow[/url]

[url]https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1542795409466314763[/url]

Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’

Waking up to this is some Dante-9 gate of hell-shit. Fuck that

MTK 07-01-2022 03:43 PM

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Move over murder hornets here come the murder crabs, lock him up

sdskinsfan2001 07-01-2022 07:11 PM

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[IMG]https://i.imgflip.com/6lj4x2.jpg[/IMG]

Fishingfool 07-21-2022 04:52 PM

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Came downstairs one morning a few weeks back to see a wild baby bunny hopping across our kitchen floor. Only thing we can figure is it got in through the garage but it still had to hop up four stairs. Let it go and its still hanging around the house. I think it wants more spinach I fed it.

Chico23231 07-21-2022 05:25 PM

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[quote=Fishingfool;1318570]Came downstairs one morning a few weeks back to see a wild baby bunny hopping across our kitchen floor. Only thing we can figure is it got in through the garage but it still had to hop up four stairs. Let it go and its still hanging around the house. I think it wants more spinach I fed it.[/quote]

Since I’ve loss my black lab, I have a big rabbit I’ve named Boomer and been letting him fill my pet void. I don’t even care he is rummaging through my garden. No clue rabbit like squash so much

I’ve had 3 animals in my house: flying squirrel, bat and snake. All three lived. I got the flying squirrel and bat out myself. Snake I needed some help

sdskinsfan2001 07-21-2022 05:49 PM

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[quote=Chico23231;1318571]Since I’ve loss my black lab, I have a big rabbit I’ve named Boomer and been letting him fill my pet void. I don’t even care he is rummaging through my garden. No clue rabbit like squash so much

I’ve had 3 animals in my house: flying squirrel, bat and snake. All three lived. I got the flying squirrel and bat out myself. Snake I needed some help[/quote]

A flying squirrel? That's awesome.

I hadn't seen any snakes in South Carolina since I moved here, then I saw 2 on 1 trip outside the other night. And it was just about dark. That was scary. Not going over in that area at nighttime anymore. I like snakes, but not when its dark and you don't know they are there.

Chico23231 08-02-2022 02:40 PM

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Hold on….

[B]You can legally buy shrooms in DC?[/B]

Can anyone confirm…Mooby you live there, is this true?

mooby 08-02-2022 03:24 PM

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[quote=Chico23231;1318946]Hold on….

[B]You can legally buy shrooms in DC?[/B]

Can anyone confirm…Mooby you live there, is this true?[/quote]

It's true, but there's some street smarts involved. Go crazy Chico

Chico23231 08-02-2022 04:05 PM

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[quote=mooby;1318948]It's true, but there's some street smarts involved. Go crazy Chico[/quote]

If Bigly wins again, will you join me for the inauguration…a maga mushroom day!


Seriously tho, I think might need to visit DC soon.

Chico23231 08-23-2022 12:58 PM

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[url]https://nj1015.com/sipping-beer-through-a-hot-dog-straw-is-there-a-method-behind-the-madness/[/url]

Sipping beer through a hot dog straw! Is there a method behind the madness?

My god this is disturbing on many levels…first, beer thru a straw…just no. Ruining the taste of the beer..no. Then the optics, guy is giving a blow at a baseball game…just no on so many levels.

SunnySide 08-23-2022 01:01 PM

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[quote=Chico23231;1318571][B]Since I’ve loss my black lab[/B], I have a big rabbit I’ve named Boomer and been letting him fill my pet void. I don’t even care he is rummaging through my garden. No clue rabbit like squash so much

I’ve had 3 animals in my house: flying squirrel, bat and snake. All three lived. I got the flying squirrel and bat out myself. Snake I needed some help[/quote]

Dang sorry to hear Chico. So sorry man.

Rescue a new one once youre ready for it. Lots of pups out there need good homes and owners to love.

Chico23231 08-23-2022 01:54 PM

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[quote=SunnySide;1320085]Dang sorry to hear Chico. So sorry man.

Rescue a new one once youre ready for it. Lots of pups out there need good homes and owners to love.[/quote]

Yeah man, still not over her yet. But I’m gonna have to get one or two soon.

mooby 08-23-2022 04:20 PM

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[quote=Chico23231;1320083][url]https://nj1015.com/sipping-beer-through-a-hot-dog-straw-is-there-a-method-behind-the-madness/[/url]

Sipping beer through a hot dog straw! Is there a method behind the madness?

My god this is disturbing on many levels…first, beer thru a straw…just no. Ruining the taste of the beer..no. Then the optics, guy is giving a blow at a baseball game…just no on so many levels.[/quote]

Just wait until the guy starts sipping his beer through a banana, Chico's gonna start donating to the "pray the gay away" campaigns then.

Chico23231 08-23-2022 09:31 PM

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[quote=mooby;1320095]Just wait until the guy starts sipping his beer through a banana, Chico's gonna start donating to the "pray the gay away" campaigns then.[/quote]

I mean bro sip on all the hotdog straws you want, but get that monkeypox vaccine

MTK 08-24-2022 08:31 AM

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[quote=mooby;1320095]Just wait until the guy starts sipping his beer through a banana, Chico's gonna start donating to the "pray the gay away" campaigns then.[/quote]

Teachers probably making kids suck milk through hot dogs in grade school, it's obviously part of the extreme liberal agenda

SunnySide 08-24-2022 11:54 AM

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Hot dog beer straw .... sometimes you give your brats/sausages a beer bath but WTF.

A plaid baseball hat, cuffed chinos from the 90s and a hotdog beer straw ... that aint kosher but at the same time I like quirky people who have their own life hacks. Guy is kinda gangster.

He probably eats a snickers with a fork and knife. Does Not Give A Fuck What You Think.

Chico23231 08-24-2022 12:44 PM

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[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtGwlQWqQWs[/url]

Joe Reviews TikTok's Crazy Terms of Service

Go ahead and listen to Joe Rogan reading Tik Tok terms of service. They monitor and record your keystrokes…they are accessing your microphone…they are collecting data not only from you device but other devices you sign onto

They = China

China is the enemy of the entire world. Not Russia, not North Korea, not people here in this country…China is the enemy period

Giantone 08-24-2022 01:48 PM

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for chico................


[IMG]https://www.royalqueenseeds.com/modules/prestablog/themes/royalqueenseeds/up-img/1132.jpg?updtime=1647423053[/IMG]

sdskinsfan2001 08-24-2022 02:10 PM

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I smoked weed out of an apple once. The highest I ever got. Then watched The Big Lebowski for the 1st time. That was a great night. Many many years ago now.

Chico23231 09-01-2022 03:12 PM

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[url]https://www.insider.com/perineum-sunning-your-holes-tiktok-trend-wellness-experts-2022-9[/url]

TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to 'increase your vibrations.' Experts warn against it, but 'perineum sunning' keeps going viral.

Anybody increasing their vibrations this way?

BaltimoreSkins 09-01-2022 03:54 PM

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I personally am not into that but I know of a back to back NFL mvp and his bae who do this.

SunnySide 09-02-2022 10:22 AM

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I get it, I would do it.

get some sunshine where the sun dont shine.

sounds cathartic ... stripping yourself of all social constrictions and exposing the most embarrassing part of your human body

Feel like Pam walking over those hot coals .. liberating

free the butt hole

sdskinsfan2001 09-02-2022 10:25 AM

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If you really want to get a trip while doing it, you should eat a tide pod right before.

MTK 09-02-2022 10:43 AM

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I burn in about 2 seconds, don’t think my brown eye could take much sun

Imagine getting burned down there? Fuck

BaltimoreSkins 09-02-2022 08:36 PM

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[quote=MTK;1320807]I burn in about 2 seconds, don’t think my brown eye could take much sun

Imagine getting burned down there? Fuck[/quote]

Luckily for Aaron Rodgers he is quite hirsute

mooby 09-04-2022 09:59 AM

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[quote=BaltimoreSkins;1320839]Luckily for Aaron Rodgers he is quite hirsute[/quote]

He really likes to align his chakra.

This thread lol.

SunnySide 09-06-2022 11:27 AM

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Im sitting at a red on Georgia Ave and some side street like 20 mins ago.

Saw an old homeless guy randomly attack an old business guy. Old business guy pulled out mace and maced homeless guy.

It stopped the attacker dead in his tracks.

I pulled to the side of road to make sure homeless guy, who was ranting and raving, didnt attack anyone vulnerable. he started running down the street out of view. I drove away.

mace - i want some pocket mace.

pretty sure this is the same random homeless dude I had problems with last year .. just randomly came up to me talking shit. we came real real close to throwing blows.

BaltimoreSkins 09-12-2022 11:39 AM

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Love it we need more people doing fun things like this in the world
[url]https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/09/11/man-runs-dunedin-marathon-inside-giant-homemade-beer-can/[/url]

BaltimoreSkins 09-15-2022 02:50 PM

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Hey why not

[url]https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/player-at-st-louis-chess-cup-accused-of-using-anal-beads-to-cheat-38449269[/url]

BaltimoreSkins 10-03-2022 09:00 AM

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Seriously WTF

[url]https://www.newsweek.com/man-tries-kiss-cobra-gets-bitten-battling-life-1748294[/url]

Giantone 10-03-2022 09:57 AM

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First this, then a Hurricane, screw Florida.

[url]https://apnews.com/article/tampa-florida-traffic-brooksville-72b20dad5bfafc875f319bd9966e7d8c[/url]

[IMG]https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2022-09/coors-light-beer-highway-te-220922-34665d.jpg[/IMG]

Chico23231 10-03-2022 10:14 AM

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[quote=Giantone;1324386]First this, then a Hurricane, screw Florida.

[url]https://apnews.com/article/tampa-florida-traffic-brooksville-72b20dad5bfafc875f319bd9966e7d8c[/url]

[IMG]https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2022-09/coors-light-beer-highway-te-220922-34665d.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Florida is responsible for the hurricane and beer truck crash?

Giantone 10-03-2022 04:16 PM

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[quote=Chico23231;1324390]Florida is responsible for the hurricane and beer truck crash?[/quote]

chico , the moron in you just never stops, amazing!

BaltimoreSkins 10-13-2022 12:41 PM

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[url]https://www.wral.com/flamethrower-used-on-teens-trying-to-toilet-paper-home/20516933/[/url]

sdskinsfan2001 10-14-2022 10:53 AM

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Why are environmentalist protestors always so damn ugly? It's like they can't get laid so they resort to this.

[url]https://www.foxnews.com/world/anti-oil-environmentalists-pour-tomato-sauce-van-gogh-sunflowers-painting[/url]

Take a shower, clean yourself off, and go find a dick.

Giantone 10-16-2022 12:51 PM

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Weekend is going to shit!
Wife has the Flu and found oud my car needs a new catalytic converter!JHC!

sdskinsfan2001 10-16-2022 01:22 PM

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[quote=Giantone;1326042]Weekend is going to shit!
Wife has the Flu and found oud my car needs a new catalytic converter!JHC![/quote]

Sorry to hear, on both fronts. That some definitely suckage.

Chico23231 10-17-2022 11:03 AM

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Kanye…dude, mix in a movie or a book

sdskinsfan2001 10-20-2022 08:20 AM

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People are the worst:

[url]https://www.foxnews.com/us/huge-halloween-skeleton-snatched-texas-yard-broad-daylight-caught-camera[/url]


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