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[quote=jsarno;326492]LOL, no...just a really happy cruise expert.[/quote]
Good to see you enthusiastic about something!

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326489]I cant swim. So I dont want to go on a cruise.[/QUOTE]

They have more than enough life jackets and life boats...oh yeah, and you're safer on a cruise ship than you are driving your car. If you somehow get in the water, you fell of the ship cause you're drunk.

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[quote=angryssg;326490]What are you a salesman? I got it! I am going to take a cruise in about 7 years.[/quote]


Well his name is Jsarno

[B]J[/B]ust
[B]S[/B]elling
[B]A[/B]nything
[B]R[/B]elated to
[B]N[/B]avigating the
[B]O[/B]ceans

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326493]You dont need to be able to swim, you will probably float without assistance![/QUOTE]

Actually in the Caribbean that is very true. Those areas of the ocean are very salty and you are more boyant.

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[quote=jsarno;326495]They have more than enough life jackets and life boats...oh yeah, and you're safer on a cruise ship than you are driving your car. If you somehow get in the water, you fell of the ship cause you're drunk.[/quote]


What if it sinks?

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326494]Good to see you enthusiastic about something![/QUOTE]

Hell yeah man...I truely love to be out on the ocean...I love to cruise. It's addicting. I just wish I had more money so I could go 3 or 4 times a year.

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[quote=jsarno;326500]Hell yeah man...I truely love to be out on the ocean...I love to cruise. It's addicting. I just wish I had more money so I could go 3 or 4 times a year.[/quote]


Damn addict. Dont they make a patch for that?

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326497]Well his name is Jsarno

[B]J[/B]ust
[B]S[/B]elling
[B]A[/B]nything
[B]R[/B]elated to
[B]N[/B]avigating the
[B]O[/B]ceans[/QUOTE]

Nice!!!

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326499]What if it sinks?[/QUOTE]

then you put on the life jacket and get in a life boat.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326502]Damn addict. Dont they make a patch for that?[/QUOTE]


Hell, no...I like being addicted to it. It's amazingly fun.

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[quote=jsarno;326504]then you put on the life jacket and get in a life boat.[/quote]


I am too fat for a life jacket.

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[quote=jsarno;326500]Hell yeah man...I truely love to be out on the ocean...I love to cruise. It's addicting. I just wish I had more money so I could go 3 or 4 times a year.[/quote]

Shit Im happy if I get 3 or 4 days off in a year (aside from the weekends). I am a workaholic. I cannot bring myself to call in sick or take any unnecessary days off. When I was in the Army I always saved up my leave time, which was beneficial because it enabled me to get out 60 days early while I still collected a paycheck. Its called Terminal or Transitional Leave.

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[quote=jsarno;326503]Nice!!![/quote]


Thank you!

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326506]I am too fat for a life jacket.[/quote]

Fat floats!!!!!!!!!!!

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I shouldnt have assisted my wife with that bottle of wine. I am comming down and it sucks.

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[quote=angryssg;326509]Fat floats!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]


Not for me. I have tried trust me.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326512]Not for me. I have tried trust me.[/quote]


Ok, so what you are telling me is that the laws of physics do not apply to the realm known as Earthquake2689. Good to know.

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Where's Lady Brave?

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[quote=angryssg;326514]Ok, so what you are telling me is that the laws of physics do not apply to the realm known as Earthquake2689. Good to know.[/quote]


And now you know my dark dark secret.

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[quote=SmootSmack;326516]Where's Lady Brave?[/quote]


At her house somewhere in North Carolina.

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SS and LB started their own thread. Its called the Talk about anything real late and more intelligent than the never ending because we are scorpios thread. AKA TAARLAMITTEBWAST.

Seriously, I know that SS is lurking, but where in the hell is LB, and GM for that matter.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326506]I am too fat for a life jacket.[/QUOTE]

LOL, no you're not...they make them for big people too. If I can fit in it with NO PROBLEMS, (265 lbs) I KNOW you could at around 300lbs.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326517]And now you know my dark dark secret.[/quote]


EQ, you are a dark secret. Lets keep it that way.

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[quote=angryssg;326522]EQ, you are a dark secret. Lets keep it that way.[/quote]


Yes I am and I agree we should keep me that way.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326507]Shit Im happy if I get 3 or 4 days off in a year (aside from the weekends). I am a workaholic. I cannot bring myself to call in sick or take any unnecessary days off. When I was in the Army I always saved up my leave time, which was beneficial because it enabled me to get out 60 days early while I still collected a paycheck. Its called Terminal or Transitional Leave.[/QUOTE]

I haven't called in sick in 8 years. The only (no notice) days off I took was when my daughter died and I used vacation. I have worked for places that give 3 weeks vacation, and I use every day of it. I think everyone NEEDS vacations.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326514]Ok, so what you are telling me is that the laws of physics do not apply to the realm known as Earthquake2689. Good to know.[/QUOTE]

LOL...
try this EQ, when you're in the water...hold your breathe...don't try to inhale the liquid that surrounds you.

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[quote=jsarno;326525]I haven't called in sick in 8 years. The only (no notice) days off I took was when my daughter died and I used vacation. I have worked for places that give 3 weeks vacation, and I use every day of it. I think everyone NEEDS vacations.[/quote]

I couldnt agree more. I just need to learn and take mine in small doses. I have learned that anything more than two weeks off at a time is too long.

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[quote=jsarno;326526]LOL...
try this EQ, when you're in the water...hold your breathe...don't try to inhale the liquid that surrounds you.[/quote]


really you arent supposed to breathe under water I didnt know that.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326528]really you arent supposed to breathe under water I didnt know that.[/quote]


Why do you think that God gave you a blow hole?

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[quote=angryssg;326529]Why do you think that God gave you a blow hole?[/quote]


to shoot out gravy.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326530]to shoot out gravy.[/quote]


At least you are using it for something!

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[quote=angryssg;326533]At least you are using it for something![/quote]


Yeah I should go on "America's got talent"

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326527]I couldnt agree more. I just need to learn and take mine in small doses. I have learned that anything more than two weeks off at a time is too long.[/QUOTE]

I agree...I usually take 1 week at a time. This cruise to Hawaii in January will be a 1.5 week thing. That's the longest vaca we have taken...hard not to though since Hawaii is so far away.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326534]Yeah I should go on "America's got talent"[/quote]


I would watch that episode.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326528]really you arent supposed to breathe under water I didnt know that.[/QUOTE]

If you can't swim...clearly that hasn't crossed your mind.
You can lay on your back when you hold your breath and just float. When people panic, they drown.

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[quote=jsarno;326535]I agree...I usually take 1 week at a time. This cruise to Hawaii in January will be a 1.5 week thing. That's the longest vaca we have taken...hard not to though since Hawaii is so far away.[/quote]

Understandably so. I usualy take at least 2 weeks. 1 for the vacation and 1 to unwind after the vacation.

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[quote=angryssg;326536]I would watch that episode.[/quote]


I would embarass myself but that wouldnt be different than any other day.

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[quote=jsarno;326537]If you can't swim...clearly that hasn't crossed your mind.
You can lay on your back when you hold your breath and just float. When people panic, they drown.[/quote]


Yeah I noticed that. But it is a natural reaction to panic.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326540]Yeah I noticed that. But it is a natural reaction to panic.[/quote]

You want swim lessons? My daughter can teach you.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326538]Understandably so. I usualy take at least 2 weeks. 1 for the vacation and 1 to unwind after the vacation.[/QUOTE]

I completely understand the desire to do that...I just feel I waste a week of vaca by doing so. I would rather split up the two weeks.