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Written by two 8th graders. Glad to know they've got their priorities in check before pursuing a relationship.

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Before the dark times.....before political correctness....life was much simpler.

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glad he didn't confess to being the lord with crabs!

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Written by two 8th graders. Glad to know they've got their priorities in check before pursuing a relationship.[/quote]

Setting expectations. This kid is a genius really.

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Written by two 8th graders. Glad to know they've got their priorities in check before pursuing a relationship.[/quote]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us which famous person we admire the most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”
Guess where I am now…

[QUOTE=firstdown;993466]Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us which famous person we admire the most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”
Guess where I am now…[/QUOTE]

Years ago i was in Atlanta at a Waffle house with some friends. Next to the waffle house was a KFC. I was sort of traveling around at the time (all over the country) and had learned that if you go into KFC and have no money they must give you food. It worked like a charm. I lived on KFC for months. Something about Colonel Sanders feeding people was written into the Colonels will. So back to the waffle house at 1 am. The kfc was closed and we were going into the waffle house when a large stretch limo pulls up with plates that read KFC-1. Out of the driver seat hops the Colonel. He opens the passenger door and helps his sweet old wife out. Me and my friends are just amazed. My friend Mike walks up to him and says, "excuse me sir, are you Colonel Sanders ?" He looks at my friend and says "the Colonel has been dead for almost 20 years, but yes im the Colonel." When we got inside the waffle house me and two friends walked over and asked for an autograph. Downstairs somewhere in a box in my basement is a framed autograph on a waffle house napkin - to Scott - best wishes, The Colonel.

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animal protein

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The other half was better...

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The Colonel.

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The real colonel died sometimes in the early eighties.

[QUOTE=FRPLG;993519]The real colonel died sometimes in the early eighties.[/QUOTE]

Yeah 80 i think. It was 1997 when this happened. He said the real colonel died almost 20 years ago, but im the colonel.

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[quote=punch it in;993483]Years ago i was in Atlanta at a Waffle house with some friends. Next to the waffle house was a KFC. I was sort of traveling around at the time (all over the country) and had learned that if you go into KFC and have no money they must give you food. It worked like a charm. I lived on KFC for months. Something about Colonel Sanders feeding people was written into the Colonels will. So back to the waffle house at 1 am. The kfc was closed and we were going into the waffle house when a large stretch limo pulls up with plates that read KFC-1. Out of the driver seat hops the Colonel. He opens the passenger door and helps his sweet old wife out. Me and my friends are just amazed. My friend Mike walks up to him and says, "excuse me sir, are you Colonel Sanders ?" He looks at my friend and says "the Colonel has been dead for almost 20 years, but yes im the Colonel." When we got inside the waffle house me and two friends walked over and asked for an autograph. Downstairs somewhere in a box in my basement is a framed autograph on a waffle house napkin - to Scott - best wishes, The Colonel.[/quote]

[url=http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/sanders.asp]snopes.com: Colonel Sanders Left Money to the KKK?[/url]

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[SIZE="5"][B]Just for reference...the ORIGINALS:[/B][/SIZE]

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These Beyonce pictures are gold. lol

[QUOTE=mredskins;993576][url=http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/sanders.asp]snopes.com: Colonel Sanders Left Money to the KKK?[/url][/QUOTE]

Was just a funny story. Didnt mean to start a discussion about racism in the pics thread. I dont know or really care - he is dead. As for the free food it definitely worked and i definitely appreciated it. Back to pics.

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[quote=punch it in;993599]Was just a funny story. Didnt mean to start a discussion about racism in the pics thread. I dont know or really care - he is dead. As for the free food it definitely worked and i definitely appreciated it. Back to pics.[/quote]

I just meant about the free food they seemed to have lumped them together. I have never heard that urban legend before.

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[quote=punch it in;993599]Was just a funny story. Didnt mean to start a discussion about racism in the pics thread. I dont know or really care - he is dead. As for the free food it definitely worked and i definitely appreciated it. Back to pics.[/quote]


That discussion:

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[quote=Monkeydad;993605]That discussion:

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damn that machine belongs in the Super Happy Fun thread. That's some good stuff right there! <insert tim the tool man taylor grunts here>

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The stages of allergic reactions to hair dye. Too many pictures to post on here. Oh and I'm lazy. :D

p.s. This IS work safe.

[url=http://imgur.com/a/gvqXh]Hair Dye Reaction - Imgur[/url]

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[quote=DynamiteRave;993612]The stages of allergic reactions to hair dye. Too many pictures to post on here. Oh and I'm lazy. :D

p.s. This IS work safe.

[url=http://imgur.com/a/gvqXh]Hair Dye Reaction - Imgur[/url][/quote]He turned into a Garbage Pail Kid!!!

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[QUOTE=mredskins;993600]I just meant about the free food they seemed to have lumped them together. I have never heard that urban legend before.[/QUOTE]

Its totally true. Was just in a situation that found me miles from home and hungry. Put on a backpack tomorrow go to kfc and tell them ur passing thru and about the colonels will. Get yourself some free extra crispy. Lol
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Tailgating this season. :)

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^^ That's badass. Would look awesome inside the fence around my yard hehe.

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I love facebook God. This was too good not to post.

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