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[quote=Lady Brave;326952]When is the last time you had a good day quake?[/quote]


When we drafted Sean Taylor. Nah about a week ago. My day was just full of shi*.

I had to go to work at 6:15 for a meeting and to confim and enter our delivery, then on my break I ran over a screw and had to buy a whole new tire. Our computers went down for like 4 hours. So I had to do most stuff by hand. And I just got home at 11, because when I got off at 10 I was at home then my GF calls me and says she needs some "equipment". Then when I get home I found out that my cousins GF ate my food. Bitch.

But how was everyone else's day.

I had to work from 6am-10pm today.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326945]Hi everyone. How is it going? What are we talking about.[/QUOTE]


Well, we were talking about you..but not now. Thanks. :D

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326956]Yeah, I tried. I pulled an allnighter comming up with that. Seriously though that is the truth. Just between you and the rest of us here. I honestly do not like hearing statements like "Thanks for your service ect." The best way to thank me is to just be polite and extend non verbal respect. I cannot stand people kissing my ass. That is just me though. There are others that eat it up, but not me.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for your service!
OK, JK...I won't ever kiss your ass...don't like hair in my teeth! :D
quake on the other hand....

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[quote=jsarno;326953]Of course I am interested.
I've actually considered going after a real estate license...I really enjoy helping people find houses, and I will go with them when they view and negotiate...I do it all the time here, and my wife and I will "just for the fun of it" go to open houses on our off time just to see what is around and for how much.
I don't know how helpful i would be to a brokerage firm.
FYI- I had enough of the food service industry.[/quote]

I will get their emails tomorrow. I didn't have time today.

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[quote=jsarno;326960]Thanks for your service!
OK, JK...I won't ever kiss your ass...don't like hair in my teeth! :D
quake on the other hand....[/quote]


You are assuming that I have a hairy ass.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326957]When we drafted Sean Taylor. Nah about a week ago. My day was just full of shi*.

I had to go to work at 6:15 for a meeting and to confim and enter our delivery, then on my break I ran over a screw and had to buy a whole new tire. Our computers went down for like 4 hours. So I had to do most stuff by hand. And I just got home at 11, because when I got off at 10 I was at home then my GF calls me and says she needs some "equipment". Then when I get home I found out that my cousins GF ate my food. Bitch.

But how was everyone else's day.

I had to work from 6am-10pm today.[/QUOTE]

FYI- nice edit! I was like...damn, he ran over his whole crew! haha.
What time do you work tomorrow?

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[quote=jsarno;326960]Thanks for your service!
OK, JK...I won't ever kiss your ass...don't like hair in my teeth! :D
quake on the other hand....[/quote]
Wait... what was that? Oh yeah, that was the official change of subject I hear.

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I am just saying, how can you compare getting kicked in the nuts (albeit it hurts like shit, and will keep you down for a while and make you throw up.)

But childbirth, guys imagine trying to pee a child out. when something that is supposed to be like a few centimeters is stretched like silly putty, that has to be the worst pain imaginable.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326961]I will get their emails tomorrow. I didn't have time today.[/QUOTE]

Cool, thanks.

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[quote=jsarno;326964]FYI- nice edit! I was like...damn, he ran over his whole crew! haha.
What time do you work tomorrow?[/quote]


11am-11pm.

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Why is everyone so interested in ass hait and kissing it?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326967]I am just saying, how can you compare getting kicked in the nuts (albeit it hurts like shit, and will keep you down for a while and make you throw up.)

But childbirth, guys imagine trying to pee a child out. when something that is supposed to be like a few centimeters is stretched like silly putty, that has to be the worst pain imaginable.[/quote]
Thank you quake. I was going to tell jsarno when he can pass a softball through his hoohah, then he can talk.

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[quote=jsarno;326968]Cool, thanks.[/quote]

Welcome

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[QUOTE=angryssg;326963]You are assuming that I have a hairy ass.[/QUOTE]

LOL...I don't like where this is heading, so I'll stop it from here.

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;326972]Thank you quake. I was going to tell jsarno when he can pass a softball through his hoohah, then he can talk.[/QUOTE]

LOL...did I say it wasn't painful????

PS- your hoohah has fewer pain recepters in it and has the ability to loosen up to 10 times normal size to allow for child birth, the male hoohah does not have that capability.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326969]11am-11pm.[/QUOTE]

I was going to tell you to drink a couple beers, but it appears you need to head to bed to recover from today, and prepare for tomorrow.

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[quote=jsarno;326974]LOL...I don't like where this is heading, so I'll stop it from here.[/quote]


It is never over when Angry is involved, Oh and for that asskisser remark earlier. If you somehow magically fall down the stairs sometime in the next 20 years you know who did it.[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

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[quote=jsarno;326977]LOL...did I say it wasn't painful????

PS- your hoohah has fewer pain recepters in it and has the ability to loosen up to 10 times normal size to allow for child birth, the male hoohah does not have that capability.[/quote]
Well, I really can't speak from experience. I don't have kids and I've pretty much decided I don't want any.

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[quote=jsarno;326978]I was going to tell you to drink a couple beers, but it appears you need to head to bed to recover from today, and prepare for tomorrow.[/quote]

way ahead of you. I got some Corona going down my throat right now. But I am not goin anywhere right now, I am one of those people that only needs 3 to 4 hours of sleep a night.

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[quote=jsarno;326977]LOL...did I say it wasn't painful????

PS- your hoohah has fewer pain recepters in it and has the ability to loosen up to 10 times normal size to allow for child birth, the male hoohah does not have that capability.[/quote]


still hurts more than getting kicked in the nads. I have never heard anyone die from getting kicked in the nads. (although they might not be able to walk for a while.) But women die from the pain of childbirth all the time.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326985]still hurts more than getting kicked in the nads. I have never heard anyone die from getting kicked in the nads. (although they might not be able to walk for a while.) But women die from the pain of childbirth all the time.[/quote]
We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326957]When we drafted Sean Taylor. Nah about a week ago. My day was just full of shi*.

I had to go to work at 6:15 for a meeting and to confim and enter our delivery, then on my break I ran over a screw and had to buy a whole new tire. Our computers went down for like 4 hours. So I had to do most stuff by hand. And I just got home at 11, because when I got off at 10 I was at home then my GF calls me and says she needs some "equipment". Then when I get home I found out that my cousins GF ate my food. Bitch.

But how was everyone else's day.

I had to work from 6am-10pm today.[/QUOTE]

This made me think of you today Quake:

[url=http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07192/800702-28.stm]As Sprint's move shows, some customers aren't worth the hassle[/url]

Sometimes customers are more bother than they're worth.

The latest example of a company coming to that conclusion is wireless provider Sprint Nextel Corp.'s decision to hang up on subscribers that it claims kept calling -- and calling and calling -- its customer service line long after representatives resolved their problems.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;326980]It is never over when Angry is involved, Oh and for that asskisser remark earlier. If you somehow magically fall down the stairs sometime in the next 20 years you know who did it.[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

LOL...I'll remember that! :D

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;326981]Well, I really can't speak from experience. I don't have kids and I've pretty much decided I don't want any.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't matter to me. Frankly, I don't care if it does hurt more or not...funny how we've gone this many pages talking about this.
I know this, I don't want to hurt as much as I am sure you don't want to hurt...Getting kicked in the nutts hurts, having a baby hurts (and continues to hurt for 20 years! lol) I'll do whatever possible to avoid that pain.

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;326988]We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.[/QUOTE]

we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.

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[quote=jsarno;326997]we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.[/quote]
Yikes.

I have been very fortunate in my life. I have never broken a bone and the only time I ever needed stitches was when my brother threw a rake at me and sliced the back of my head open. Ahhh... memories.

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Uh hello... angry. You can start posting again. We take it back. Your ass is not that hairy.

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[quote=Lady Brave;326999]Uh hello... angry. You can start posting again. We take it back. Your ass is not that hairy.[/quote]


Yes, well, um contrary to popular belief I did not stop posting because I took offense to something. As you guys and girl may very well know already, the server for this site went down last night. I am going to guess a power outage at Matty's. I am not upset though as I was able to catch up on some reading and homework assignments.

Now to dispell any rumors, I know that my ass is not hairy, I get that taken care of. You would be wise to do the same LB. No one likes a sasquach.

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[quote=Lady Brave;326998]Yikes.

I have been very fortunate in my life. I have never broken a bone and the only time I ever needed stitches was when my brother threw a rake at me and sliced the back of my head open. Ahhh... memories.[/quote]


Apparently he didn't throw it hard enough.

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[quote=jsarno;326997]we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.[/quote]


I have never been in alot of pain. The closest thing to it was when I tore my MCL, but the alcohol that I consumed made it all better. The only other thing that comes close to that is when LB posts something. Now that is [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Verdana]excruciating![/FONT][/FONT]

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[quote=Lady Brave;326988]We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.[/quote]

For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.

Now a man gets hit in the nuts at least once a month for the duration of his life. Each shot in the nuts delivers sharp constant pain for about a period of 5 minuites. After 12 years of life we have already experienced the same amount of pain as a woman who bore three chiildren. We get circumcised on top of that!

To make matters worse, you girls can look foreward to menopause. We have to carry our tender sacks until death do us part.

Some Causes of tender sack include, but are not limited to.
Kicked
Punched
Grabbed
Squeezed
Sat on
Blue Balls
Kid jumped on your lap with flying knee to the groin. (My most common)
Impact from jumping off of something.
Baseball
Football helmet
Football
monkey bars
shoulder or shoulder pad
riding a horse
riding a bike
riding your wife
and last, but not least walking into a pole.

[YT]CNR8d7KqozY[/YT]

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[quote=angryssg;327004]For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. [B]The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.[/B]

Now a man gets hit in the nuts at least once a month for the duration of his life. Each shot in the nuts delivers sharp constant pain for about a period of 5 minuites. After 12 years of life we have already experienced the same amount of pain as a woman who bore three chiildren. We get circumcised on top of that!

To make matters worse, you girls can look foreward to menopause. We have to carry our tender sacks until death do us part.

Some Causes of tender sack include, but are not limited to.
Kicked
Punched
Grabbed
Squeezed
Sat on
Blue Balls
Kid jumped on your lap with flying knee to the groin. (My most common)
Impact from jumping off of something.
Baseball
Football helmet
Football
monkey bars
shoulder or shoulder pad
riding a horse
riding a bike
riding your wife
and last, but not least walking into a pole.

[yt]CNR8d7KqozY[/yt][/quote]not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.

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Playing softball the other day, pegs allowed. Top 1, got thrown out running the bases...right in the nads. By the time I came to, we were chasing 6 runs.

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[quote=jsarno;326997]we'll never know the truth.

Worst pain in my life was when I torn muscles and a lining in my chest. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but that freakin hurt for a good 24 hours at a high rate, and continued to hurt for 48 hours after that just not as intense. Imagine the second you breathe, and I mean as soon as you inhale the air, that your heart feels like it's being stabbed and twisted at the same time. Damn that hurts.[/quote]I did that about 2 1/2 years ago. Worst pain in my life bar none. I actually thought I was having a heart attack or something. When I went to the hospital they hooked me up to all kinds of machines and that scared me even more. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy......okay, maybe T.O.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod;327014]I did that about 2 1/2 years ago. Worst pain in my life bar none. I actually thought I was having a heart attack or something. When I went to the hospital they hooked me up to all kinds of machines and that scared me even more. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy......okay, maybe T.O.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I have never heard of anyone having that type of injury but me...so I guess you know what I'm talking about.
I was the flag to a relay race for kids, so my arms were out straight, and here come two kids trying to hit my arms first. Well, it was a tie, so they both grabbed my wrists at the same time and tried to snap me in half. It was uncomfortable at first, but it wasn't until about 6 hours later that I couldn't even breathe. Add to that was the fact that I wasn't getting enough oxygen and things were getting fuzzy and it was a horrible experience.
I have broken more bones than anyone on this site (52 in total), and some hurt more than others, but by far I would rather get hit in the nutts than go through that pain in my chest again.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327004]For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor. [/quote]

Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327001] As you guys and girl may very well know already, the server for this site went down last night. [/QUOTE]

I was wondering what happened. I was expecting to see posts from quake about him wanting to string me up by my toenails for falling asleep again or something. :D

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[quote=jsarno;327087]Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.[/quote]
My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod;327095]My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.[/QUOTE]

Well, there are always those complications...I am talking about the average pregnancy.
Trust me, I know about wierd pregnancies...I lost a daughter to one and almost a wife.

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[quote=gibbsisgod;327011]not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.[/quote]

Hand to hand combat, some guys fight like sissies, but understandable when its life or death. But it happens in training occaisionally.