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Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!!

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[quote=12thMan]Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!![/quote]

I feel in love with a girl during beach week after I graduated from high school. There were like 5 or 6 guys, including myself, watching some random porn and this girl that was staying there walks in the room. I immediately feel uncomfortable because I didn't really know this girl, plus she was our class president and wasa getting ready to go to some Ivy League college. I thought she would mock us for watching porn and storm out of the room, instead, she said "I've never actually watched a porn before" and sat down and watched for like 30 minutes, even after her girl friends mocked her. Afterwards she said something along the lines of "that was pretty hot, who wants to go to the beach now?" I jumped out of my chair and followed her like a puppy. It didn't hurt that she also had an amazing rack.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Damn!! I swear I have tears in my eyes at this very moment from reading both AMD and mheisig's stories!! This thread kicks all kinds of ass.

Anyway, I think johnson jokes are definitely in and doesn't violate any man law rules. So I propose johnson jokes not be done away with.[/QUOTE]

Woohoo! That's 2 votes for Schlong Jokes - who else?!

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Regarding porn: What are the perameters when watching porn. For instance, at any given time should two guys be watching a porn movie together? Personally, that's the one thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Suppose the other guy get's wood and starts to give you a creepy stare or something?? Three guys, maybe....two guys, a chick definitely has to be present!![/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'd definitely say there's saftey in members. I mean numbers.

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Freud must love you.

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I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM.

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[quote=JoeRedskin]Several socially challenged young men (geeks) have a "bro" planned event (for extreme sake, let's say a trek convention) and one them is approached by a relatively attractive woman - it would appear to me that this particular group would not only allow but demand the young man to pursue said tang.
However, with the same woman but different guys (jocks going to a football game), different result.[/quote]

Well said. See Anthony Michael Hall in 16 Candles. Was he or was he not the envy of all the geeks when he emerged from the bathroom stall with Molly Ringwald's panties?

The Bros Before Hoes man-law shall give special consideration to the league of the bro and the league of the ho. If the league of the ho is greater than the league of the bro, then the bros shall insist that their bro pursue the ho. If the league of the ho is less than or equal to the league of the bro, the Bros Before Hoes man-law shall be invoked.

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Man-Law: This thread has become a classic, worthy of elite status, going down in Warpath history with the likes of ?3 and Super Happy Fun.

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Then we can all look back and be like, "Where did Man Law even come from?"

Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I know at least two other members of this board and myself have the story to end all stories. The story must remain private unless you want to talk to me via AIM.[/quote]

Okay, TMC...spill the beans baby - spill the beans!!!

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is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?

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[quote=dmek25]is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?[/quote]

Well, I guess since you've already said good morning anyway it's all good.

Naw I don't think that violates any man law. But...we still have not officially enacted a few man laws.
In fact, and I'm going out on a limb on this one:

TMC is officially a Warpath pimp (God forbid his girl sees this)! - Man Law

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[quote=12thMan]Okay, TMC...spill the beans baby - spill the beans!!![/quote]

AIM name?

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[quote=dmek25]is it breaking any man law to say good morning to tmc?[/quote]

No, it's not because dmek and I have established a tradition of saying good morning.

Man Law: Traditions can never be broken by any future laws.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]AIM name?[/quote]

dude, i don't think i've set one up? how do accomplish this?

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Damn. OK, well then I'll tell you the kinda' fun part. I've told this story ad nauseum, and most people already know it, but I'm sure that Daseal and Gmanc will agree, it's probably one of the best memories of my entire life. Just the nature of how it happened was so bad ass, it was amazing.

It's basically the in-depth story of how I got engaged. So if you already know, please stop me...

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so all tradition supercedes any man law?

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I would say yes.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Damn. OK, well then I'll tell you the kinda' fun part. I've told this story ad nauseum, and most people already know it, but I'm sure that Daseal and Gmanc will agree, it's probably one of the best memories of my entire life. Just the nature of how it happened was so bad ass, it was amazing.

It's basically the in-depth story of how I got engaged. So if you already know, please stop me...[/quote]

I'm still a newby, I don't really know much about you guys or personal history...so please proceed.

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OK, to prevent from repeating what most people already know, I got engaged to my now fiancee in December. The story of how it happened follows...

Actually, I'll just PM it to you.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]OK, to prevent from repeating what most people already know, I got engaged to my now fiancee in December. The story of how it happened follows...

Actually, I'll just PM it to you.[/quote]

I too enjoy the pointless personal stories of strangers. I don't have AIM at work, but I'd like to hear this nonsense at some point when I'm at home.

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OK, just sent the story to 12th, he can forward it to you Grillz if he wants.

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Thanks. 12th, if you please...

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Thanks. 12th, if you please...[/quote]

Yes, I'm reading it now - good stuff!

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Nice, you can comment on all parts except for maybe the end part of the second email if you want.

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Here's a new man law based on a horrible story my dad told me last night

MAN LAW: If you take a massive dump in another person's home, clean up after yourself. That includes the bowl, the seat, the floor, the floor mats, the walls, or where ever else you may have tainted. Seriously, that shit it gross, especially if you're in the other person's house to do work on their AC unit!
You can break this rule only if the person is a mortal enemy and you happen to be dumping in his house.

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All I can say is this is totally funny and entertaining. You cats remind me of the movie Hostel!!!

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Hahahahahahahaha. I was thinking that when I wrote you about it. We'll be having a huge reunion at opening day, plus like 10 more people.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Here's a new man law based on a horrible story my dad told me last night

MAN LAW: If you take a massive dump in another person's home, clean up after yourself. That includes the bowl, the seat, the floor, the floor mats, the walls, or where ever else you may have tainted. Seriously, that shit it gross, especially if you're in the other person's house to do work on their AC unit!
You can break this rule only if the person is a mortal enemy and you happen to be dumping in his house.[/quote]

And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.[/quote]

Nice name, I think that should be the offical title for this Man Law.
My dad's story ended with him having to call a cleaning company and personally buy new floor mats for a new homeowner after one of his contract workers did the unthinkable in a person's brand new home. No wonder my padre always wins customer service awards, I would have laughed at the lady and told her just to tape off that bathroom and pretend nothing ever happened.

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My brother works at Lowe's and said that it looked like a guy's colon exploded in one bathroom. I would have to say that myself as well as the rest of us are probably pretty seasoned shitters, and I cannot remember ANY TIME that the poo in question has gone anywhere except the bowl.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]My brother works at Lowe's and said that it looked like a guy's colon exploded in one bathroom. I would have to say that myself as well as the rest of us are probably pretty seasoned shitters, and I cannot remember ANY TIME that the poo in question has gone anywhere except the bowl.[/quote]

I think that gets into a gray, or dare I say brown, area though. The non-private residence bathroom is sometimes seen as a place where a shitter can just go buck wild and get way to into it. There is usually no regard for the store employees, janitors, other patrons, etc that have to clean up the mess, so there is less hesitation. But when you are in another person's home, that is unacceptable behavior!

The funniest part of my dad's little tale has got to be that the homeowner was particularly pissed off because there was a port-o-potty right outside of her condo building, about 50' away. She asked my dad why he didn't just run outside. My dad pointed to the unGoldy mess in and around the shitter and said, "do you really think whoever did that had the time or sense to run all the way to the jiffy john? It's looks like the guy was a ticking time bomb!"

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TMC i feel left out, can 12th send it to me?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]TMC i feel left out, can 12th send it to me?[/quote]

If you haven't read this, you definitely aren't in the know. j/k

Give me till 3ish, and I'll send it to you and AMD - I'm swamped!

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i will be waiting patiently.


come-on 3 pm........COME ON CLOCK. tick, tick, tick.

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may i add to this law?

when you enter a non-private bathroom and you can hear someone splattering the stall, no laughing, cause we all have been there and understand that its not the most desireable situation.sting hole can be very, very uncomfortable

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[quote=gibbsisgod]TMC i feel left out, can 12th send it to me?[/quote]

Hey, sorry I was at lunch, and yes he can.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]may i add to this law?

when you enter a non-private bathroom and you can hear someone splattering the stall, no laughing, cause we all have been there and understand that its not the most desireable situation.sting hole can be very, very uncomfortable[/quote]

When I was 19 I worked as a maintenance man in a big office building. At least once a week I'd be changing light bulbs or whatever in the bathroom and someone would come in and just explode. I used to think that was the funniest thing in the world, unless of course I just ate lunch.

I say you only laugh if you know who's in the other stall.

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My body has a reaction that if someone tries to talk to me when I'm taking a shit, it instantly goes back inside. My poos are very shy and only come out for me. It's like Mr. Hanky.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]When I was 19 I worked as a maintenance man in a big office building. At least once a week I'd be changing light bulbs or whatever in the bathroom and someone would come in and just explode. I used to think that was the funniest thing in the world, unless of course I just ate lunch.

I say you only laugh if you know who's in the other stall.[/quote]Agreed, and if you know who it is you must notify at least 2 other people.