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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;392035]Sheriff's Office/Detention complex. The County mental health building is just across the courtyard as well.[/QUOTE]

Ah yes.

I always loved the county corrections officers where I'd take people to jail. Probably the most sarcastic, caustic individuals you'll ever meet - great folks though.

Anytime some douche would wiggle around and get his handcuffs in front of him, the county would take care of it when he get out of my cruiser, usually a pretty painful reminder to leave the cuffs where I put them in the first place.

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[quote=mheisig;392019]Incredibly unfriendly people at work.

So I'm walking down the hall and this woman is walking toward me. She works in my department, but I don't really know her, never met her for the most part. I look at her and say "Hey, how are you?" She glances at me, looks down at the floor and keeps on walking.

WTF?[/quote]

Yeah what's up with that?

I'm always amazed at people that don't acknowledge a simple hello.

But then again, maybe she's just super shy or something?

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;392042]Yeah what's up with that?

I'm always amazed at people that don't acknowledge a simple hello.

But then again, maybe she's just super shy or something?[/QUOTE]

She didn't seem like the ultra-shy type. Pretty good looking, confident walk, didn't seem like a pushover.

Maybe I'm just that repulsive, I don't know. I was having so much fun on this thread and now I'm feeling horrible about myself...

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[quote=Lady Brave;392035]Sheriff's Office/Detention complex. The County mental health building is just across the courtyard as well.[/quote]


LB, you should see No Country For Old Men. You'd like:)

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[quote=mheisig;392043]She didn't seem like the ultra-shy type. Pretty good looking, confident walk, didn't seem like a pushover.

Maybe I'm just that repulsive, I don't know. I was having so much fun on this thread and now I'm feeling horrible about myself...[/quote]

I think she's a longtime reader of the Warpath, but not a member and she remembers your Poop of Enormous Proportions tale. Somehow she figured out who you were and is avoiding eye contact because she knows that she'll never be able to excite you the same way sh*t does.

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;392054]I think she's a longtime reader of the Warpath, but not a member and she remembers your Poop of Enormous Proportions tale. Somehow she figured out who you were and is avoiding eye contact because she knows that she'll never be able to excite you the same way sh*t does.[/QUOTE]

How would that be a turn-off to a woman?!

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Yeah I mean c'mon, what woman wouldn't love a guy that's obsessed with a football team and talks about it all the time on a message board?!

We're so money.

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My life seems so sad all of a sudden...

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;392057]Yeah I mean c'mon, what woman wouldn't love a guy that's obsessed with a football team and talks about it all the time on a message board?!

We're so money.[/QUOTE]

Funniest thing I've read all week.

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[quote=mheisig;392063]My life seems so sad all of a sudden...[/quote]

dude, you're so money and you don't even know it.

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My pet peeve is people who quote movies.

Now about those TPS reports...

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[quote=12thMan;392065]dude, you're so money and you don't even know it.[/quote]


No doubt. Just sit at a bar with a beer in your hand, looking dejected. When a woman that meets your physical criteria walks in and sits nearby just sigh and say "My life seems so sad all of a sudden..."

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[quote=Mattyk72;392042]Yeah what's up with that?

I'm always amazed at people that don't acknowledge a simple hello.

But then again, maybe she's just super shy or something?[/quote]

It's more than just being shy. I knew this one chick that had social anxiety disorder. She was petrified at the prospect of talking to someone and had to work really hard at doing even simple things like going to the grocery store and checking out.

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[QUOTE=saden1;392071]It's more than just being shy. I knew this one chick that had social anxiety disorder. She was petrified at the prospect of talking someone and had to work really hard at doing even simple things like going to the grocery store and checking out.[/QUOTE]

Not to be too serious, but I have always thought I had that. I get really uncomfortable at places like the mall, any store, etc. Not to the point of having a panic attack or anything but my heart starts to beat real fast, feel like everyone is looking at me. it's no joke and it definitely sucks. My wife laughs at me about it all the time...

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[QUOTE=BleedBurgundy;392072]Not to be too serious, but I have always thought I had that. I get really uncomfortable at places like the mall, any store, etc. Not to the point of having a panic attack or anything but my heart starts to beat real fast, feel like everyone is looking at me. it's no joke and it definitely sucks. My wife laughs at me about it all the time...[/QUOTE]

:lol:

No, seriously, I'm sorry.

She was pretty good looking - how could she have social anxiety disorder? Isn't that for fuggos?

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[QUOTE=mheisig;392075]:lol:

No, seriously, I'm sorry.

She was pretty good looking - how could she have social anxiety disorder? Isn't that for fuggos?[/QUOTE]

I don't know man, I'm not an ugly guy, I just don't feel comfortable around people I don't know. Alot of times when I finally talk to somebody, they say things like that they thought I was just a dick or a snob or whatever... (which is partially true... :-))

Anyways, anything's possible. Maybe she's ultra conservative and acknowledging your friendly greeting would have violated her super strict religous beliefs resulting in her being stoned by her village.

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[QUOTE=BleedBurgundy;392076]I don't know man, I'm not an ugly guy, I just don't feel comfortable around people I don't know. Alot of times when I finally talk to somebody, they say things like that they thought I was just a dick or a snob or whatever... (which is partially true... :-))

Anyways, anything's possible. Maybe she's ultra conservative and acknowledging your friendly greeting would have violated her super strict religous beliefs resulting in her being stoned by her village.[/QUOTE]

I kind of understand - large crowds never used to bother me, but the more I realize people are crazy, the less I like being packed in with them (Redskins fans excluded).

Maybe she is in some strict religious cult...but those tight pants begged to differ.

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[QUOTE=mheisig;392082]I kind of understand - large crowds never used to bother me, but the more I realize people are crazy, the less I like being packed in with them (Redskins fans excluded).

Maybe she is in some strict religious cult...but those tight pants begged to differ.[/QUOTE]

OK, since she already thinks you're weird and we're all now involved, I say we need a picture.

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[QUOTE=BleedBurgundy;392085]OK, since she already thinks you're weird and we're all now involved, I say we need a picture.[/QUOTE]

That's a good idea - I'll stalk her around the office with a digital camera, or ambush her in her cubicle.

She definitely wouldn't think I'm weird then.

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[QUOTE=mheisig;392086]That's a good idea - I'll stalk her around the office with a digital camera, or ambush her in her cubicle.

She definitely wouldn't think I'm weird then.[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

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mheisig, to diagnose the problem we need to know which one of these guys do you resemble?

[IMG]http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/images/30rock1c.jpg[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=saden1;392090]mheisig, to diagnose the problem we need to know which one of these guys do you resemble?

[IMG]http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/images/30rock1c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I've got the face of the guy on the left, the hair of the guy in the middle, and the raw sexual appeal of the guy on the right.

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Oh, I don't wear glasses though.

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[quote=mheisig;392086]That's a good idea - I'll stalk her around the office with a digital camera, or ambush her in her cubicle.

She definitely wouldn't think I'm weird then.[/quote]

Tell her you just need a picture to show your internet friends.

That's not creepy or geeky at all.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;392098]Tell her you just need a picture to show your internet friends.

That's not creepy or geeky at all.[/QUOTE]

Ha, that just reminded me of when I meet up with TMC and some other guys at last year's season opener.
I told my friends that I needed to go find some people that I talk to on the internet and they just gave me the saddest looks and shook their heads. I still can't use the words "internet," "chat room," or "big van with tinted out windows" around them.

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I often find it hard to explain this place to people, so I usually don't bother. It's one of those things you either understand or you don't.

My Mom for example has no clue what I'm talking about. I'll have a Warpath shirt on and she'll be 'like what's that shirt'? I'll say 'it's my website, Mom' and she's just like 'oh that's nice honey' as she pats me on the head and hands me a cookie.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;392104]Ha, that just reminded me of when I meet up with TMC and some other guys at last year's season opener.
I told my friends that I needed to go find some people that I talk to on the internet and they just gave me the saddest looks and shook their heads. I still can't use the words "internet," "chat room," or "[B][I]big van with tinted out windows[/I][/B]" around them.[/quote]

You forgot "rusty".

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;392111]I often find it hard to explain this place to people, so I usually don't bother. It's one of those things you either understand or you don't.

My Mom for example has no clue what I'm talking about. I'll have a Warpath shirt on and she'll be 'like what's that shirt'? I'll say 'it's my website, Mom' and she's just like 'oh that's nice honey' as she pats me on the head and hands me a cookie.[/QUOTE]
Little does she know she spawned [B][SIZE="6"]THE EGO![/SIZE][/B]

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;392104]I still can't use the words "internet," "chat room," or "big van with tinted out windows" around them.[/quote]

Or sodomy.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;392117]Little does she know she spawned [B][SIZE=6]THE EGO![/SIZE][/B][/quote]

damn straight

Mom better recognize!

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;392111]I often find it hard to explain this place to people, so I usually don't bother. It's one of those things you either understand or you don't.

My Mom for example has no clue what I'm talking about. I'll have a Warpath shirt on and she'll be 'like what's that shirt'? I'll say '[B]it's my website, Mom[/B]' and she's just like 'oh that's nice honey' as she pats me on the head and hands me a cookie.[/QUOTE]

And all along I thought it was [B]our[/B] website...

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[quote=mheisig;392125]And all along I thought it was [B]our[/B] website...[/quote]

So when you talk about "your" shits, does that not mean it's OUR shit too? :(

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;392118]Or sodomy.[/QUOTE]Great, and now I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight, AGAIN.

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So funny, these assholes in my office call me 12th now.

They're obviously trying to be funny, but hey at least I like Tom Brady, right.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;392126]So when you talk about "your" shits, does that not mean it's OUR shit too? :([/QUOTE]

Of course! Just like it's OUR sodomy, and OUR rusty van.

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Hey, when it comes to sodomy, sharing is caring.

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[quote=Mattyk72;392111]I often find it hard to explain this place to people, so I usually don't bother. It's one of those things you either understand or you don't.

My Mom for example has no clue what I'm talking about. I'll have a Warpath shirt on and she'll be 'like what's that shirt'? I'll say 'it's my website, Mom' and she's just like 'oh that's nice honey' as she pats me on the head and hands me a cookie.[/quote]
Matty your how old 35 or 36 and your mom is still patting you on the head and handing you cookies. Hmm, maybe its time you move out?

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;392130]Hey, when it comes to sodomy, sharing is caring.[/QUOTE]
thats why I live in the city with the highest STD rate in the country.

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[QUOTE=firstdown;392131]Matty your how old 35 or 36 and your mom is still patting you on the head and handing you cookies. Hmm, maybe its time you move out?[/QUOTE]

Hey, there's nothin' wrong with cookies from mom at ANY age.

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Unless "Mom" is a 50 year old man who's in a rusty van with tinted windows...