[QUOTE=Chico23231;1069929]Dude, it's May[/QUOTE]


May is when championships are won and lost! Oh wait thats college baseball and thats in June. Nevermind.

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[quote=Chico23231;1069929]Dude, it's May[/quote]

No better time to get some hand wringing practice in.

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[quote=punch it in;1069930]May is when championships are won and lost! Oh wait thats college baseball and thats in June. Nevermind.[/quote]

Speaking of June, WORLD CUP, BITCHES!

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[quote=Lotus;1069932]Speaking of June, WORLD CUP, BITCHES![/quote]

I know right? And this time it's in a Western Hemisphere time zone. The last World Cup and the recent Winter Olympics SUCKED time wise.


Announcer: Big game Monday Monday Monday at 8


Me: Awesome! Now that's pm rite?


Announcer: No AM AM AM


Me:..........**** you


Announcer: Right back AT YOU AT YOU AT YOU

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Wow, it's definitely the offseason. I'm gonna do my best to forget the fact that we really have people on the Warpath discussing soccer...freaking soccer...in the Redskins forum. And I'll try to forgive Dirtbag and Lotus for this grave atrocity. :D

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[quote=Lotus;1069932]Speaking of June, WORLD CUP, BITCHES![/quote]

Hell F ing yes ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND! , not expecting much from ENGLAND just hoping they start the youngsters.

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[quote=SirLK26;1069936]Wow, it's definitely the offseason. I'm gonna do my best to forget the fact that we really have people on the Warpath discussing soccer...freaking soccer...in the Redskins forum. And I'll try to forgive Dirtbag and Lotus for this grave atrocity. :D[/quote]

Please forgive me to then.

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[quote=NYCskinfan82;1069937]Hell F ing yes ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND! , not expecting much from ENGLAND just hoping they start the youngsters.[/quote]

Don't be surprised if the USA makes some noise .:headbanger:

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[quote=SirLK26;1069936]Wow, it's definitely the offseason. I'm gonna do my best to forget the fact that we really have people on the Warpath discussing soccer...freaking soccer...in the Redskins forum. And I'll try to forgive Dirtbag and Lotus for this grave atrocity. :D[/quote]

It's the biggest championship of the Beautiful Game, the world's most popular sport. It's a month-long jamboree of athleticism, skill, and teamwork. Do as you will but I will be glued to the tv.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;1069934]I know right? And this time it's in a Western Hemisphere time zone. The last World Cup and the recent Winter Olympics SUCKED time wise.


Announcer: Big game Monday Monday Monday at 8


Me: Awesome! Now that's pm rite?


Announcer: No AM AM AM


Me:..........**** you


Announcer: Right back AT YOU AT YOU AT YOU[/quote]

No joke. With the last World Cup I had the choice of rising very early or overburdening the already-full DVR. Yay for Brazil.

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[quote=Lotus;1069945]It's the biggest championship of the Beautiful Game, the world's most popular sport. It's a month-long jamboree of athleticism, skill, and teamwork. Do as you will but I will be glued to the tv.[/quote]

Poetry you are spitting poetry. ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND!

[QUOTE=Lotus;1069932]Speaking of June, WORLD CUP, BITCHES![/QUOTE]


Go Ivory Coast!!! CIV! CIV!
Cote D'Ivoire!

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[quote=punch it in;1069949]Go Ivory Coast!!! CIV! CIV!
Cote D'Ivoire![/quote]

Now that's what I'm talking about rep your birth place.

[QUOTE=NYCskinfan82;1069951]Now that's what I'm talking about rep your birth place.[/QUOTE]


Been hear my entire life. Never left. Im the biggest Skins fan on the Ivory Coast.

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[quote=Lotus;1069945]It's the biggest championship of the Beautiful Game, the world's most popular sport. It's a month-long jamboree of athleticism, skill, and teamwork. Do as you will but I will be glued to the tv.[/quote]

Hey, I really don't care if you discuss soccer here. LOL. I'm not as big a soccer fan as NYCskinfan82, but I'm no hater, either.

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[quote=Giantone;1069942]Don't be surprised if the USA makes some noise .:headbanger:[/quote]

Something we agree on!!

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[quote=SirLK26;1069936]Wow, it's definitely the offseason. I'm gonna do my best to forget the fact that we really have people on the Warpath discussing soccer...freaking soccer...in the Redskins forum. And I'll try to forgive Dirtbag and Lotus for this grave atrocity. :D[/quote]

A well round sports diet is critical to maintaining sanity when it comes to the offseason.

[QUOTE=Dirtbag59;1069958]A well round sports diet is critical to maintaining sanity when it comes to the offseason.[/QUOTE]


I was so sane until the flyers lost. No interest in baseball or basketball anymore at all. Although my sixers are going to be worldbeaters soon!

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[quote=punch it in;1069968]I was so sane until the flyers lost. No interest in baseball or basketball anymore at all. Although my sixers are going to be worldbeaters soon![/quote]

Phhhht... I couldn't hear you over the sound of Clutch City. Did you say sisters? Your sisters are going to be worldbeaters soon? When can I meet them? LOL.

That's a terrible joke, I know. :D

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[QUOTE=SirLK26;1069971]Phhhht... I couldn't hear you over the sound of Clutch City. Did you say sisters? Your sisters are going to be worldbeaters soon? When can I meet them? LOL.



That's a terrible joke, I know. :D[/QUOTE]


Lol. Nerlens noel, mcd, and two lottery picks! Watch out!
Edit: im assuming you posted this before clutch city got throttled back home?
Edit 2 - clutch city hasnt won anything since the redskins were freshly removed from their last lombardi trophy. I think its time to give that up. Lol

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[quote=punch it in;1069972]Lol. Nerlens noel, mcd, and two lottery picks! Watch out!
Edit: im assuming you posted this before clutch city got throttled back home?
Edit 2 - clutch city hasnt won anything since the redskins were freshly removed from their last lombardi trophy. I think its time to give that up. Lol[/quote]

Oh, the irony... Clutch City? :banghead:

The Rockets were living up to that moniker, though, before Damian "Dead Meat" Lilliard nailed that 3 pointer. Dwight Howard made 4 consecutive FTs(wait...Dwight Howard?Made 4 FTs in a row?Yep...), then he made that go-ahead banker, then a layup and another FT, before Chandler Parsons, who's been cold the whole series, made that sweet little reverse layup to practically win the game with .9 left on the clock. It was Clutch City all over again...

But I think I need to post something football related, for the sake of this thread...

[url=http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000346240/article/aldon-smith-has-fifthyear-option-exercised-by-49ers]Aldon Smith has fifth-year option exercised by 49ers - NFL.com[/url]

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Surprised by that move by the 9ers honestly.

[QUOTE=SirLK26;1069985]Oh, the irony... Clutch City? :banghead:



The Rockets were living up to that moniker, though, before Damian "Dead Meat" Lilliard nailed that 3 pointer. Dwight Howard made 4 consecutive FTs(wait...Dwight Howard?Made 4 FTs in a row?Yep...), then he made that go-ahead banker, then a layup and another FT, before Chandler Parsons, who's been cold the whole series, made that sweet little reverse layup to practically win the game with .9 left on the clock. It was Clutch City all over again...



But I think I need to post something football related, for the sake of this thread...



[url=http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000346240/article/aldon-smith-has-fifthyear-option-exercised-by-49ers]Aldon Smith has fifth-year option exercised by 49ers - NFL.com[/url][/QUOTE]


Yeah crazy finish......those are tough to swallow when its your team.
I agree with Art Monk - im surprised as hell by that move.

Rich Tandler:We are at the midway point of the #Redskins offseason. 125.5 days since last game, 125.5 until day of the next one. #RedskinsTalk

That's gonna be a long 125.5 days :(

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;1069991]Rich Tandler:We are at the midway point of the #Redskins offseason. 125.5 days since last game, 125.5 until day of the next one. #RedskinsTalk

That's gonna be a long 125.5 days :([/quote]


Pre season and camp start in July .:joecool:

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The more I think about it, people are worried about Reed's concussion problem so if we Draft a TE it would be smart to draft a TE of simular skill/talent level if thats the case Colt Lyerla is the most simular to Reed IMO 6th or 7th round would be nice. I see NE drafting him and they will get praised for the pick.

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Who's worried about it?
The docs cleared him a while back.
He's eager to play.

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I'm worried about it. Severe concussions (and he was out for weeks, thus qualifying for the "severe" distinction) can be career-enders. Ask Jahvid Best.

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Our Safety needs have been answered by Goodell

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 2m
The Redskins have been notified by the NFL that suspended S Tanard Jackson will be officially reinstated on Tues, per a league source


[\sarc]

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If he even makes it to camp, I'd be pleasantly surprised. If he's in shape, that would be one hell of a testament to his changing character. Have maybe 1% of hope, but would be pretty sweet if someone we all had the preseason man-crush on makes the team.

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After two years off, who knows what TJax will look like on the field. But if he could regain his form, that would be huge for our secondary.

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[quote=SirLK26;1069921]And a Hall of Fame TE, a stud(albeit old) QB, a stud LT, a soon-to-be stud C, and an 1100 yard rusher. That defense, though...[/quote]

And they got every Redskin fans best friend, Jerrah Jones, doing their drafting. and rebuilding...maybe we can ask Jimmy Fallon on behalf of Redskin fans everywhere to do one of his Thank You notes for us. ....

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[quote=SirLK26;1069971]Phhhht... I couldn't hear you over the sound of Clutch City. Did you say sisters? Your sisters are going to be worldbeaters soon? When can I meet them? LOL.

That's a terrible joke, I know. :D[/quote]

Ummmm....Spurs fan here......my memory is fading....when was the last time "clutch city" won.....I think your Rockets need a new clutch and a razor for Harden......Portland is a tough opponent and I guess my Spurs will find out soon enough! --- Peace!

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[quote=artmonkforhallofamein07;1069727]yeah, lets steal the most awkard thing possible out of this grocery store.....

can you imagine putting a bag of crab legs under your shirt? you'd have legs sticking through the threads of a t-shirt, sweatshirt or most other materials other than leather.... and they look so normal being there and don't contort the way you would appear at all..... MORON!![/quote]

:lol:

I dont care how talented this guy is.....I wouldnt want him......he continues with idiotic stuff....

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[quote=Lotus;1069947]No joke. With the last World Cup I had the choice of rising very early or overburdening the already-full DVR. Yay for Brazil.[/quote]

Vamos! Forca Brasil! (Let's go! GooOooo, Brazil!) As a salute to Tiago Splitter's home country. Tiago has played well for my Spurs....especially his D on Dirk...it sounds good to say you've BEATEN DALLAS no matter what the sport! :)

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[quote=JGR81;1070137]Ummmm....Spurs fan here......my memory is fading....when was the last time "clutch city" won.....I think your Rockets need a new clutch and a razor for Harden......Portland is a tough opponent and I guess my Spurs will find out soon enough! --- Peace![/quote]

JGR81 is a Spurs fan? To the ignore list with him! :D

Actually, I'm not an absolute die-hard Rockets fan, simply because I find it hard to be so emotionally invested in more than one team, and the NFL/Redskins fairly easily beat out the NBA/Rockets. And so that being said, I do have respect for SA, and when they're not playing Houston, I actually root for them a little. Yeah, that's right; I'm a Rockets fan, and I sometimes root for the Spurs. Sue me. Anyway, at least we agree on both Dallas teams. :Smoker:

Edit: Oh, and as to your insult about Harden's beard...that [I]is[/I] ignore list material. And I'm not even joking...

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Nice pants, Tom.

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/06/article-2621243-1D959D4500000578-435_634x900.jpg[/img]

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[quote=Alvin Walton;1070209]Nice pants, Tom.

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/06/article-2621243-1D959D4500000578-435_634x900.jpg[/img][/quote]

Uh, look what he has in each hand. He can wear what he wants.... If ever there was a guy who sold his soul to the devil in a former life, it may be Tom Brady.

Seriously who cares what he's wearing. His face says it all... winning.

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[quote=Alvin Walton;1070209]Nice pants, Tom.

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/06/article-2621243-1D959D4500000578-435_634x900.jpg[/img][/quote]

I like my women with a little more weight.