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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;327962]I read somewhere that smoking causes cancer.[/QUOTE]

That's interesting...cause I read that too!

However, I did read that smoking "hippie lettuce" is a cancer inhibitor.

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Man, this thread is amazing...

anything exciting happening on this wild and crazy thursday night?

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Or "guns dont kill people kill people"

"Maybe it is just me but I swear that is wasn't there yesterday"

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[quote=jsarno;327964]You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"[/quote]
Nevermind. Promise me you guys will keep your day jobs.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327963]LB how about "I am a woman, whats your excuse?"[/QUOTE]

Or, Damn straight child birth hurts, you got a problem with that?

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[quote=jsarno;327968]That's interesting...cause I read that too!

However, I did read that smoking "hippie lettuce" is a cancer inhibitor.[/quote]


[url=http://www.webmd.com/lung-cancer/news/20060523/pot-smoking-not-linked-to-lung-cancer]Pot Smoking Not Linked to Lung Cancer[/url]

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[quote=RobH4413;327969]Man, this thread is amazing...

anything exciting happening on this wild and crazy thursday night?[/quote]


people correcting my grammar.

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[quote=RobH4413;327969]Man, this thread is amazing...

anything exciting happening on this wild and crazy thursday night?[/quote]
Nice of you to drop by Rob.



(ok, everyone... fresh meat!)

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;327970]Or "guns dont kill people kill people"[/QUOTE]


Or, Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do!

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[quote=Lady Brave;327971]Nevermind. Promise me you guys will keep your day jobs.[/quote]


Ouch, I dont' have a day job. That was low, way low.

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;327971]Nevermind. Promise me you guys will keep your day jobs.[/QUOTE]

What's the general theme or crux of the message you're trying to express in your sig? In dramatic parlance "What's your motivation?"

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I just got caught lying about getting my underage cousin beer.

They asked where the beer I got was, and then I said "I didn't get any".

My cousin already confessed.

Cool.

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[quote=Lady Brave;327975]Nice of you to drop by Rob.



(ok, everyone... fresh meat!)[/quote]

He hasn't done anything yet to constitute a barage of verbal Artillery. Don't worry, he will, it's inevitable.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;327974]people correcting my grammar.[/quote]

I still think there are too many commas.

To alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

I think that's grammatically correct.

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;327973][url=http://www.webmd.com/lung-cancer/news/20060523/pot-smoking-not-linked-to-lung-cancer]Pot Smoking Not Linked to Lung Cancer[/url][/QUOTE]

There you go...good link.
So you better light up a hooter after you smoke that cancer stick angry.

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I feel like I'm horrendously off topic, in an off topic forum, in an off topic thread.

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I give up I dont care anymore.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327978]Ouch, I dont' have a day job. That was low, way low.[/QUOTE]

no comment.

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[quote=SmootSmack;327979]What's the general theme or crux of the message you're trying to express in your sig? In dramatic parlance "What's your motivation?"[/quote]
LOL. Maybe I should use a ghost writer.

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[quote=RobH4413;327980]I just got caught lying about getting my underage cousin beer.

They asked where the beer I got was, and then I said "I didn't get any".

My cousin already confessed.

Cool.[/quote]

So you got your underaged cousin a beer and you got caught. What in the heck is wrong with this world when you cant even give a minor a beer? How big was it?

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;327980]I just got caught lying about getting my underage cousin beer.

They asked where the beer I got was, and then I said "I didn't get any".

My cousin already confessed.

Cool.[/QUOTE]

Who was asking you about it? Cops?

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[quote=jsarno;327986]no comment.[/quote]


finally damn it

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;327988]LOL. Maybe I should use a ghost writer.[/QUOTE]

You just let me know

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[quote=RobH4413;327984]I feel like I'm horrendously off topic, in an off topic forum, in an off topic thread.[/quote]

Na you just got to join the conversation. Even though we change topics every evening we have a general theme of where we take the conversation. NOWHERE! You are doing great you are just new thats all. Let them get to know you.

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[quote=angryssg;327989]So you got your underaged cousin a beer and you got caught. What in the heck is wrong with this world when you cant even give a minor a beer? How big was it?[/quote]
It was a thirty pack.

The second I walked in they said "Where is the beer?". I just made something up, and they revealed that they already knew. Nothing happened, I just felt like a douche for lying to their face. I'm not a fan of doing that, especially when I get caught.

Oh well, It's not a big deal, it's just annoying.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;327985]I give up I dont care anymore.[/QUOTE]

Now that's a poor attitude...the correct attitude would be to march your ass to the fridge and drink your troubles away! :D

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[quote=jsarno;327990]Who was asking you about it? Cops?[/quote]
No, it was her parents, aka my aunt and uncle.

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[quote=GMScud;327982]I still think there are too many commas.

To alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

I think that's grammatically correct.[/quote]

That is correct sir.

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[quote=RobH4413;327994]It was a thirty pack.

The second I walked in they said "Where is the beer?". I just made something up, and they revealed that they already knew. Nothing happened, I just felt like a douche for lying to their face. I'm not a fan of doing that, especially when I get caught.

Oh well, It's not a big deal, it's just annoying.[/quote]

Your cousin drank an entire 30 pack and is not in the hospital?

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But I like the group the way it is now. LOL!! J/K

"we are on the SS(what they call a boat not SmootSmack) imagination"

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;327991]finally damn it[/QUOTE]

Damn...that hurts. Sure not like sitting on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it still hurts!

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Well, I guess I'm going to go drink some of that thirty pack with my underage cousin and her hot friends.

You guys have a great evening. I'm sure I'll show my (face? what would you say here) around here again.

Night!

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[quote=jsarno;327995]Now that's a poor attitude...the correct attitude would be to march your ass to the fridge and drink your troubles away! :D[/quote]


I am already drinking. I am off tomorrow.

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;327996]No, it was her parents, aka my aunt and uncle.[/QUOTE]

Damn, that sucks...I bet they'll never trust you again now.

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[quote=angryssg;327998]Your cousin drank an entire 30 pack and is not in the hospital?[/quote]
Yes, she drank it all. She's a champ. Like 350 lbs, built like a linebacker.



I got caught buying it, she hasn't drank any yet.

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[quote=RobH4413;328001]Well, I guess I'm going to go drink some of that thirty pack with my underage cousin and her hot friends.

You guys have a great evening. I'm sure I'll show my (face? what would you say here) around here again.

Night![/quote]

Wait wait! Rob, I'm not that far from G'burg! I'll be living in Hadley Farms in a few weeks! I wanna come over and hang out with hot drunk 20 year olds!!!

J/K. Kind of.

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I got an Idea for LB's sig. Instead of "Im a woman" replace with "I got hit in the head with a rake, whats your excuse?"

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Everyone happy with the sig grammar now?

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[quote=GMScud;328005]Wait wait! Rob, I'm not that far from G'burg! I'll be living in Hadley Farms in a few weeks! I wanna come over and hang out with hot drunk 20 year olds!!!

J/K. Kind of.[/quote]

Wooooo!

seriously... good night

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What about shovel instead of rake.