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EARTHQUAKE2689 09-24-2009 07:42 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;594756]I'm guessing you frequent bus stop bathrooms?

Cause I ain't never seen that![/quote]

Your lucky I will never be able to unthink that. Also I can't drop a load in the public bathroom. I need the privacy of my bathroom and a 24 inch floor model fan.

EARTHQUAKE2689 09-24-2009 07:46 PM

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[quote=GMScud;594857]Wow. To me, that's in the same neighborhood as older guys walking around ass naked in the locker room at the gym. At my health club, old dudes walk around buck naked in the locker room, watching the TV, carrying on conversations, etc. And towel service is complimentary! WTF?? The worst is when they are totally naked and have their towel over their shoulder! Come on man! How hard is it to wrap that thing around your waist? Do you really think anyone wants to see your hairy, shriveled up nonsense? It's effin gross.

F naked old dudes in the locker room.[/quote]

LMAO I would knee him in the crotch

tryfuhl 09-24-2009 08:32 PM

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some mother fucker did this yesterday.. i was all like uhhhhh

actually it was 4 urinals but the one on the end was the children's low one... so it's like either i bounce piss off of the top of it and back onto me or I take one beside him

makes you question your own sexuality.. and real need to even piss

EARTHQUAKE2689 09-24-2009 09:38 PM

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[quote=tryfuhl;595067]some mother fucker did this yesterday.. i was all like uhhhhh

actually it was 4 urinals but the one on the end was the children's low one... so it's like either i bounce piss off of the top of it and back onto me or I take one beside him

makes you question your own sexuality.. and real need to even piss[/quote]

not as bad as seeing smeared shit in the urinal. theres no windshield wiper for that.

MonkFan4Life 09-25-2009 09:01 AM

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;595080]not as bad as seeing smeared shit in the urinal. theres no windshield wiper for that.[/quote]

And what makes you wake up in the morning and say, "I'm about to grab some shit (DEAL BREAKER ALREADY) and smear it on the walls and the toilet so nobody else can use it."

I mean why not just go and buy a 360, get Call of Duty WaW, and kill some zombies. Trust me it will be a lot cleaner and your fingernails won't be full of shit. Let alone the smell! Fuck THAT guy that does that. Also the retard that just sprays shit all ofer the toilet. JUST because you had the runs doesn't mean we all have to know!

MTK 09-25-2009 09:05 AM

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;595038]Your lucky I will never be able to unthink that. Also I can't drop a load in the public bathroom. I need the privacy of my bathroom and a 24 inch floor model fan.[/quote]

I'm against public dumping myself, unless it's an emergency situation.

MonkFan4Life 09-25-2009 10:07 AM

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I'm with you guys. I only take Gangstas at home, work, my mothers house, and close close friends' homes. Work because I have to, have you ever been on the Metro in a heated battle between you and a mean shit ? I have, and that is a fight I won but I wouldn't want to engage in again. Cause you're standing there with the uncomfortable face trying to hide the fact that you are praying that you don't drop a stinky load. Just not good.

MTK 09-25-2009 10:12 AM

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I'm always amazed when I have to hit the head in public and there's almost always someone in there pinching one off. Doesn't matter if it's at Target, nice restaurants, Wal-Mart, the grocery store, the movies, concerts, 30,000 feet in the sky on a plane, there seems to be no place that's off limits for dumpers. I'm just always thinking, you couldn't save that for home? Really?

Skins4L 09-25-2009 10:47 AM

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lolz

over the mountain 09-25-2009 11:56 AM

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lol man you all seem alil too sensitive. would i prefer to take a deuce on my own throne? hell yes. am i going to do everything in my power to hold it until i get home? nope. we are grown men here, every person poops once or twice a day, you gotta go you gotta go. no need to be embarrased or to act like you are the one person in the world who doesnt poop.

its like a 14 year old walking thru the mall with their mom. they will walk 20 feet ahead so nobody knows they are at the mall with their mom, if someone asks the teenager will say "oh no thats not my mom, i dont have parents".

its poop, we all do it, in public find the nicest option and run with it. trust me, people will understand you would rather be on your own throne but you had to go. no biggie.

go skins!!

MTK 09-25-2009 12:02 PM

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Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.

JoeRedskin 09-25-2009 12:25 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;595257]Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.[/quote]

I gotta go with OTM on this one. It's nice that all you 20 & 30 year olds got all your parts still in factory condition and under warranty. Some of us, however, don't have that luxury.

Sh** happens my young friends. Soon enough, enough sh** will happen to you that you realize, in your heart of hearts, that you just don't give a sh** about what others think of your sh**. When this happens, you will deal with your sh** and, to those who have a problem with it, you'll say tough sh**.

Sorry guys, not gonna hang a sign out that says "Sorry fellas got no choice - missing parts" every time I get symphonic in a public toilet.

SmootSmack 09-25-2009 12:30 PM

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I really need to stop clicking on this thread at lunch time

JoeRedskin 09-25-2009 12:32 PM

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^^ lol.

GMScud 09-25-2009 12:39 PM

Re: F...People that take the middle urinal
 
[quote=Mattyk72;595257]Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. [B]Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.[/B][/quote]

LOL!! I refer to those as a "clean break," but I do like the moniker "immaculate." Haha. They are the best.


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