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Hey I want the story too! I feel left out and unloved...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]My body has a reaction that if someone tries to talk to me when I'm taking a shit, it instantly goes back inside. My poos are very shy and only come out for me. It's like Mr. Hanky.[/quote]i can poo in the middle of a crowded room with nothing seperating me from the rest off the world. If you gotta go , you gotta go!!!sometimes i dont even lock the stall door so i can be walked in on...SURPRISE!!

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OK 12th, you can also forward it. Let me try to do it from my sent items.

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this thread is too long...oh wait maybe i am violated a man law, by complaining ,that was set forth 20 pages back.....

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It's needs to be an official charter.

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Has anyone else noticed how the Man law beer commericals make Bettis look like the biggest idiot alive? He starts off each spot with a different view from the majority and it always forced to conform.

The one about "cheers'ing" the tops of the bottles, for instance, he starts off by saying there's nothing wrong with it. Same goes for the smashing of the cans on the forehead. I think they need to change his nickname to The Short Bus.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Hey, sorry I was at lunch, and yes he can.[/QUOTE]
I want in. Dibs!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Has anyone else noticed how the Man law beer commericals make Bettis look like the biggest idiot alive? He starts off each spot with a different view from the majority and it always forced to conform.

The one about "cheers'ing" the tops of the bottles, for instance, he starts off by saying there's nothing wrong with it. Same goes for the smashing of the cans on the forehead. I think they need to change his nickname to The Short Bus.[/quote]short bus, thats funny.

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[quote=BrudLee]I want in. Dibs![/quote]

Hey TMC, will you forward to BrudLee or do you want me to?

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thanks 12th but malcolm beat you to it. good stuff huh?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]thanks 12th but malcolm beat you to it. good stuff huh?[/quote]

One word - Hostel! If you haven't seen it, it will sort of put this story in a little bit of humerous perspective.

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i will move it to the #1 slot on my netfix queue

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i will move it to the #1 slot on my netfix queue[/quote]

Is it on Netflix yet?

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[quote=12thMan]Is it on Netflix yet?[/quote]i'll tell you in a little bit.

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yes, it says this title is available NOW!

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[quote=BrudLee]I want in. Dibs![/quote]

Ah Brud. I thought you of all people would have known the engagement story of this past Christmas. I just deleted it out of my inbox, so one of the people I sent it to already will have to send it to you.

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I had to delete the evidence.

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[quote=12thMan]One word - Hostel! If you haven't seen it, it will sort of put this story in a little bit of humerous perspective.[/quote]

If I wasn't tired of typing when I wrote the whole thing, the gruesome detail I could have gotten into would have been even more hilarious. Maybe I'll do the updated version when I feel like it.

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Exhibit A. Gmanc and Daseal.

[IMG]http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/2218/img1680new2vl.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]If I wasn't tired of typing when I wrote the whole thing, the gruesome detail I could have gotten into would have been even more hilarious. Maybe I'll do the updated version when I feel like it.[/quote]the abrieviated version was entertaining, i cant wait for the whole thing!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Exhibit A. Gmanc and Daseal.

[IMG]http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/2218/img1680new2vl.jpg[/IMG][/quote]that looks like Molson they are drinking. That shit can f you up!

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Yeah, we love some Molson. One of our top favorite beers.

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Well, I'm sorry to speak for them. One of MY favorite beers.

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i used to drink nothing but molson golden but that shit is like 11 dollars a 12 pack around here so i switched to high life, i can get that stuff for like 15 dollars a 30 pack!!!

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Well, I'm sorry to speak for them. One of MY favorite beers.[/QUOTE]
Looks like gman is on his way to passing out. Daseal, well, he just looks that goofy all the time.

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You guys are officially, officially my American Idols!

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that picture reminds me of my 21st birthday, or at least the stories of it because I don't remember a Goddamn thing. I don't remember grabbing some chick's boob at the bar, I don't remember dropping my pants all the way to the floor like a little kid while pissing in the bathroom, I don't remember puking on a table and getting thrown out (and since it was the first night the bar was open, I now hold a Salisbury University record), I don't remember puking out the window of my friends car as he drove along side a cop, and I don't remember calling out some of Salisbury's finest while laying in the middle of my front yard , saying "Hey POOOO-LEASE!!! ya'll can't touch me, I'm of age God damnit. I just don't remember any of it, or at least I won't admit to it!

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we have something in common, i also puked inside a bar on my 21rst b-day.

the night was still young and i was hittin on 2 chicks at another table when my buddy brought me a lemon drop. keep in mind that i wasnt drunk yet, i had only had like 3 beers. i droped the shot and no sooner did that thing hit my stomach did it come right back up with the hot wings i had been eating.

without even thinking i grabbed my keys and looked at my friend and said we gotta go. i was sittin right next to the door so i was able to leave without incident.

needless to say absolut vodka is no longer on my list of preferred drinks.

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Your friend bought you a Lemon Drop? That violates a Man Law.

He might as well have given you a "Slow Screw Up Against the Wall" and I mean the screw, not the drink.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Your friend bought you a Lemon Drop? That violates a Man Law.

He might as well have given you a "Slow Screw Up Against the Wall" and I mean the screw, not the drink.[/quote]i never thought of it that way, maybe thats why my body rejected it.

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[quote=cpayne5]Looks like gman is on his way to passing out. Daseal, well, he just looks that goofy all the time.[/quote]

HAHA! He'll just love that I posted that pic again.

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the night didnt end there, i was still able to do some heavy drinkin without a reoccurrence. has this ever happened to anyone else or am i just a light weight?

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It's the fact that Lemon Drops might as well be straight Estrogen and being the rugged man that you are, it rejected it as you said.

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[quote=12thMan]You guys are officially, officially my American Idols![/quote]

September 11th, opening day. Be there. Be part of the myth, the legend.

Of course, many more drunken pics will be posted after that as well.

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flattery will get you everywhere big boy

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Lemon Drops are to Estrogen as Straight Shots of 151 are to Testosterone.

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if you can do straight shots of 151, you must have a cast iron stomach

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your sig is hilarious. the guy next to me has no idea why i just busted out laughing

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I can do a "few" straight shots of 151. Typically, I'm just a beer man. I can drink beer all night, drink gallons of it, and not puke or pass out. If I add ONE shot of anything other than beer however, be prepared for vomit.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]your sig is hilarious. the guy next to me has no idea why i just busted out laughing[/quote]

Tell him someone just IMed you about the size of his penis.