Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

You're hard to please, Skinsfanatic!

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[quote=MTK;1230446]SF and NE could both use an upgrade, trade Trent now[/quote]


This. x 100

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

Minkah Fitzpatrick and Jalen Ramsey are both available, we are short on DB help. Could this be the trade that Trent is involved in?

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[quote=calia;1230473]You're hard to please, Skinsfanatic![/quote]

On the plus side, as a Skins fan I am used to the disappointment.

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[quote=calia;1230471]Ok. We keep Trent who apologizes and plays like he has to make amends to the team, and to AP in particular. He mauls defenders for the rest of the season. Ramsey and Fitzpatrick are so taken by his selflessness that they decide they want to play here and for the new DC Tomsula. They somehow convince their respective teams to do a straight up trade - Moses for Ramsey (Penn slides to RT) and Colt for Fitzpatrick.

Snyder sells the team to Jon Bon Jovi, and he immediately does a deal with DC to build New RFK with bleachers designed to bounce and a promotion for cheap tix for DC, MD, and VA residents - a promotion that magically rescinds if you are caught wearing anything that smacks of Eagles, Cowboys, or Giants colors.

Jay decides he was, indeed, over his head and steps back to OC, giving the reins to O’Connell who becomes the east coast equivalent of McVay.

We rout the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

How’s that?


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Can I do the Scareface helicopter scene with Bruce Allen over the stadium? And I want a weed dispensary in the new stadium.
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[quote=Chico23231;1230480]Can I do the Scareface helicopter scene with Bruce Allen over the stadium? And I want a weed dispensary in the new stadium.
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In addition to the Ring of Honor, there will also be a Ring of Dishonor -- fans will bond over the inclusion of names such as Haynesworth, Cerrato, Archuletta, and B. Allen. There will be voo doo dolls with their likenesses, and prizes given our for the best limericks that make fun of them. Oh, and there will be a slushie machine.

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[quote=calia;1230483]In addition to the Ring of Honor, there will also be a Ring of Dishonor -- fans will bond over the inclusion of names such as Haynesworth, Cerrato, Archuletta, and B. Allen. There will be voo doo dolls with their likenesses, and prizes given our for the best limericks that make fun of them. Oh, and there will be a slushie machine.[/quote]

Cheerleaders in thongs and pasties?

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[quote=calia;1230471]Ok. We keep Trent who apologizes and plays like he has to make amends to the team, and to AP in particular. He mauls defenders for the rest of the season. Ramsey and Fitzpatrick are so taken by his selflessness that they decide they want to play here and for the new DC Tomsula. They somehow convince their respective teams to do a straight up trade - Moses for Ramsey (Penn slides to RT) and Colt for Fitzpatrick.

Snyder sells the team to Jon Bon Jovi, and he immediately does a deal with DC to build New RFK with bleachers designed to bounce and a promotion for cheap tix for DC, MD, and VA residents - a promotion that magically rescinds if you are caught wearing anything that smacks of Eagles, Cowboys, or Giants colors.

Jay decides he was, indeed, over his head and steps back to OC, giving the reins to O’Connell who becomes the east coast equivalent of McVay.

We rout the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

How’s that?


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:laughing2

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

Get a first rounder for TW and move on.

Notice to those saying to “hold the line with TW”. Scherff has pulled out of contract talks.


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[quote=Chico23231;1230486]Cheerleaders in thongs and pasties?[/quote]

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Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[quote=chico23231;1230480]can i do the scareface helicopter scene with bruce allen over the stadium? And i want a weed dispensary in the new stadium.

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[quote=calia;1230471]ok. We keep trent who apologizes and plays like he has to make amends to the team, and to ap in particular. He mauls defenders for the rest of the season. Ramsey and fitzpatrick are so taken by his selflessness that they decide they want to play here and for the new dc tomsula. They somehow convince their respective teams to do a straight up trade - moses for ramsey (penn slides to rt) and colt for fitzpatrick.

Snyder sells the team to jon bon jovi, and he immediately does a deal with dc to build new rfk with bleachers designed to bounce and a promotion for cheap tix for dc, md, and va residents - a promotion that magically rescinds if you are caught wearing anything that smacks of eagles, cowboys, or giants colors.

Jay decides he was, indeed, over his head and steps back to oc, giving the reins to o’connell who becomes the east coast equivalent of mcvay.

We rout the patriots in the super bowl.

How’s that?


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[quote=calia;1230483]in addition to the ring of honor, there will also be a ring of dishonor -- fans will bond over the inclusion of names such as haynesworth, cerrato, archuletta, and b. Allen. There will be voo doo dolls with their likenesses, and prizes given our for the best limericks that make fun of them. Oh, and there will be a slushie machine.[/quote]



this all made me literally lol

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

Pats just put their LT on IR

Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[QUOTE=Chico23231;1230616]Pats just put their LT on IR[/QUOTE]Bruce. You gotta make a trade

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Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

Another fan site has an article:

Trent Williams will NEVER play as a Redskin again!

Basically BA needs to stop playing chicken and start work a trade before the end of October.


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Re: Trent Williams holding out for new deal
 

[quote=Warthog;1230619]Another fan site has an article:

Trent Williams will NEVER play as a Redskin again!

Basically BA needs to stop playing chicken and start work a trade before the end of October.


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Bruce is waiting for the call of desperation from a team.