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whats that old saying?
liquor before beer, have no fear
beer before liquor, never sicker

words to live by from gibbsisgod:thumb:

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HAHA! Nice edit.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I can do a "few" straight shots of 151. Typically, I'm just a beer man. I can drink beer all night, drink gallons of it, and not puke or pass out. If I add ONE shot of anything other than beer however, be prepared for vomit.[/quote]


Man I am little concerned. You may ask why? Simply because I can drink all night and take shots, Cosmos or whatever in no particular order and feel pretty decent the following morning.

Anyway, Sept 11, whoooo...man, I may have to show face for that one!!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]whats that old saying?
liquor before beer, have no fear
beer before liquor, never sicker

words to live by from gibbsisgod:thumb:[/quote]

I've known that old addage, but if I don't have a huge amount of beer, I can have some liquor. It's all about the balance of the force. If there is no balance the Dark Side comes straight from my gut into someones face.

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[quote=12thMan]Man I am little concerned. You may ask why? Simply because I can drink all night and take shots, Cosmos or whatever in no particular order and feel pretty decent the following morning.

Anyway, Sept 11, whoooo...man, I may have to show face for that one!![/quote]

Yeah, I'm an all or nothing kind of guy usually. If I'm drinking all night, I'll stick to one thing or another. It'll be beer all night or liquor all night. If I'm turning in at like 2ish, I'll go nuts with both, but if I have it mixed until 4 or 5, it's a guarantee I'm heaving.

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man law: no puking on another mans face.

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I'll admit that I have been known yak rather easily, but I perfected the old "Puke and Rally." I honestly think that my fat gut gets too full but the rest of my body knows I need room for more drinkin'.

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puke and rally.
is that the technical name for it?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]puke and rally.
is that the technical name for it?[/quote]

Yeah, I wish I could take credit for it though. We used to play 1-on1 36 cup beer pong, it's 9 beers a side. There would typically be a mid-game puke break, which probably wasn't the most healthy thing in the world.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Yeah, I wish I could take credit for it though. We used to play 1-on1 36 cup beer pong, it's 9 beers a side. There would typically be a mid-game puke break, which probably wasn't the most healthy thing in the world.[/QUOTE]
I used to do that playing coed Anchorman. The guys would invariably end up drinking beer by the half pitcher, and we just needed to make space. Sometimes, it was still cold coming out.

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the one that always got me was the "power hour" cause i have never been able to force myself to belch. i always end up puking about 30 min into that shit. its really frustrating

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[quote=BrudLee]I used to do that playing coed Anchorman. The guys would invariably end up drinking beer by the half pitcher, and we just needed to make space. Sometimes, it was still cold coming out.[/quote]

I swear Anchorman is a game invented by bulimics.

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Completely unrelated, I just got home from work and I turned on the World Cup game. I swear the ref is wearing eyeliner. No wonder people in this country think soccer is gay.

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MAN LAW: Even Chuck Norris would get misty eyed over this...
2000...
[IMG]http://skitsopage.tripod.com/vma.jpg[/IMG]

2006...
[IMG]http://www.eitmonline.com/Images/6-15spears_dateline1.jpg[/IMG]

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she was hot when she was underage but then it all went down hill.


is it wrong that i was attracted to a underage girl?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]she was hot when she was underage but then it all went down hill.


is it wrong that i was attracted to a underage girl?[/quote]
Not in her case. She's actually older than me so I never had to worry about whether or not it was wrong that I pictured her when i mast.....nevermind.

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I also used to like Lindsay Lohan until she dropped all that weight. Now she just looks like a strung out crack addict
she was definetly spank material

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on a unrelated note, 2nd shift sucks. i should be drinking right now. i'll bet the majority of you already have a drink in your hand. I have tried to convince my boss to let me start drinking around 5pm on fridays and he just would not go for it. I practically work alone for the last 4 or 5 hours of everyday but he wouldn't budge. Its really a bummer that i have to wait until around 9 o'clock to start drinking on fridays.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]on a unrelated note, 2nd shift sucks. i should be drinking right now. i'll bet the majority of you already have a drink in your hand. I have tried to convince my boss to let me start drinking around 5pm on fridays and he just would not go for it. I practically work alone for the last 4 or 5 hours of everyday but he wouldn't budge. Its really a bummer that i have to wait until around 9 o'clock to start drinking on fridays.[/quote]
I was gonna wait to drink because I'm driving up to my friend's in a little bit, but screw it, I've got the time and I've got the beer.

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salt in the wound bro, salt in the wound

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[quote=gibbsisgod]salt in the wound bro, salt in the wound[/quote]

my fault, I actually wasn't trying to be an asshole, I just can't help it. This beer tastes kind of skunked anyways.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]my fault, I actually wasn't trying to be an asshole, I just can't help it. This beer tastes kind of skunked anyways.[/quote]thats better.
i am about 25 min. from my first beer anyways, i get to leave work early today. YAY me.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Completely unrelated, I just got home from work and I turned on the World Cup game. I swear the ref is wearing eyeliner. No wonder people in this country think soccer is gay.[/QUOTE]

Could be because of that....or [URL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5992270984472798629"]this[/URL]

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]Could be because of that....or [URL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5992270984472798629"]this[/URL][/QUOTE]

wow...that's just...wow...that was like watching a gazelle prancing around on the Discovery channel

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[quote=TAFKAS]Could be because of that....or [URL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5992270984472798629"]this[/URL][/quote]

What a fruit!

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Man Law: One should never go out on a Monday, drink too much, and have to be in work early the next day.

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12th i think that is one man law that frequently gets broken

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[quote=dmek25]12th i think that is one man law that frequently gets broken[/quote]

Dude, we need some type of penalty for breaking this law....it's painful!

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[quote=12thMan]Dude, we need some type of penalty for breaking this law....it's painful![/quote]

I think your hangover is punishment enough. It's like when I got caught drunk in high school and my dad made me eat a couple of greesy italian sausages the next day as he called me "Rummy". That was the worst punishment ever.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Man Law: One should never go out on a Monday, drink too much, and have to be in work early the next day.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure that can be a Man Law. Is the Law that you shouldn't drink too much, shouldn't be at work early the next day, or just don't drink on Monday?

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[quote=mheisig]I'm not sure that can be a Man Law. Is the Law that you shouldn't drink too much, shouldn't be at work early the next day, or just don't drink on Monday?[/quote]

Both...don't drink too much only if you have to work the next day! No one in their right, intelligent mind would do such a thing.

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man law: you cannot tell a man what days he must not drink, you can only suggest

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[QUOTE=hooskins]man law: you cannot tell a man what days he must not drink, you can only suggest[/QUOTE]

Man Law!

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MAN LAW: new members names should be voted on by the man law committee.

(i.e.[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/member.php?u=2332[/url])

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:lol:

That's hilarious but wrong in so many ways.

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What's up with these new "guys" joining!

Anyway, I do think that reading the Man Law thread in it's entirety should be a rights of passage for new members. That or the question 3 thread!!

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agreed.

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Seriously. I'm going to have to start confiscating Man Cards if the testosterone level doesn't seriously increase sometime soon.

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i love beer and bitches.

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[quote=PWNED]i love beer and bitches.[/quote]and bong hits