Turn it to Travel Channel...
 

This is one of the hotter girls I've ever seen.

Who IS this?

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gimme a pic or google the show title.

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I couldn't find a pic, but the show is Amazing Travel Homes.

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I think this is your girl Malcolm

[url]http://www.didiayer.com/hosting.html[/url]

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Humina Humina Humina

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]This is one of the hotter girls I've ever seen.

Who IS this?[/QUOTE]

[url="http://www.didiayer.com/forum/"]http://www.didiayer.com/forum/[/url]

There's a forum - I expect you to take it over. There's even a section called "Pro Scout Chat". I'm sure you can turn THAT into a Skins conversation!

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]I think this is your girl Malcolm

[url="http://www.didiayer.com/hosting.html"]http://www.didiayer.com/hosting.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Not that we didn't already know and not to reiterate, but you're the King of finding stuff online.

That is ONE fine woman.

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[QUOTE=onlydarksets][url="http://www.didiayer.com/forum/"]http://www.didiayer.com/forum/[/url]

There's a forum - I expect you to take it over. There's even a section called "Pro Scout Chat". I'm sure you can turn THAT into a Skins conversation![/QUOTE]

And guess who's the moderator at the forum? None other than the hotness herself. I can see myself getting banned after my first post. :frusty:

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Actually Malcolm, she may be just the woman for you. According to her resume, she "work[s] well with children and animals." So she pretty much has you covered.

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Sounds excellent. I got a child's mind and am an animal in the sack.

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dude, you've got crabs on your sack? ;)

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Not since college... :headbange

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection] I ... am an animal in the sack.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately, being a crazed lemur in bed just ain't all that.

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What a lemur lacks in size he makes up for with tenacity.

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Yes - I have heard (although I have never tried it) that maniacally clinging to a woman's leg during sex is considered quite the turn on. And we won't even go into all the furry bits ...

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]What a lemur lacks in size he makes up for with tenacity.[/QUOTE]

Don't fool yourselves, gents, it's all about speed and accuracy.

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[QUOTE=onlydarksets]Don't fool yourselves, gents, it's all about speed and accuracy.[/QUOTE]

LOL - yes, high on every woman's list is "speed". As for "accuracy", certain things are just assumed - accuracy better be one of them. If you ain't hitting the hole 99.999% of the time then your just jerking off.

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There's "finishing speed" and then there's "ramming speed". Note the distinction. ;)

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]There's "finishing speed" and then there's "ramming speed". Note the distinction. ;)[/QUOTE]

I think I begin to see the difference - which reminds of joke I heard:

If she says, "faster faster" - No problem, happy to accomadate;

If she says, "harder harder" - No problem, MORE than happy to accomodate;

If she says "deeper deeper" - Than the bitch better start spouting Socrates 'cause we as deep as we gonna go.

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LOL! Nice one.

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that's a good pick, well worth a future 1st rounder. Good find.

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[QUOTE=JoeRedskin][QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]There's "finishing speed" and then there's "ramming speed". Note the distinction. ;)[/QUOTE]

I think I begin to see the difference - which reminds of joke I heard:

If she says, "faster faster" - No problem, happy to accomadate;

If she says, "harder harder" - No problem, MORE than happy to accomodate;

If she says "deeper deeper" - Than the bitch better start spouting Socrates 'cause we as deep as we gonna go.[/QUOTE]

Amazing how quickly we veer into NSFW territory.

So, when's the Senior Bowl?