What's Your Porn Name
 

Me and Malcolm were talking about American Idol in another thread when the discussion turned to picking porn names. In fact, everyone has a porn name and I'm curious to hear what yours is. Here's how you get your porn name:

Take your middle name and make that the first name, and take the name of the street you grew up on and make that the last name.

Schneed10 = Michael Woodcroft

LOL

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It's just funny that this came up while we were talking about American Idol! HAHA!

TheMalcolmConnection = Eugene Sterrett

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]It's just funny that this came up while we were talking about American Idol! HAHA!

TheMalcolmConnection = Eugene Sterrett[/QUOTE]

Yeah it's probably obvious to everyone that we weren't really talking about their voices very much!

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Well, I TRIED to start it out talking about their voices. Just got a little side-tracked. :doh:

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Porn Name =James Sharon

I heard a slightly different version of the game (apparently, there are about 5 or 10 of them) - Your drag queen name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. The ONLY reason I remember this one is b/c mine is pretty scary: Lady Sharon

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Jackie Sterrett.

I sound like a dyke drag queen. :(

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David Crossbow

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Cooley 350Z = Edward Ivory


creepy...

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HAHA! We've gotten some good ones so far! LOL

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I don't have a middle name, so I'm just "Cambria".

Odd.

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Alfonso Prout

Doesn't sound right at all.

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I'm getting funnier ones when I put my pet's name and street name.

Dakota Sterrett.

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huge johnson water park

i live near a water park :)

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If we do middle name/street then I'm "Manuel Creekside"

If we do pet/street name then I'm "Charlie Creekside"

That dude who played Shawn on Boy Meets World inadvertently had the best porn name ever-Rider Strong

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my buddy has a friend who is named todd johnson. his dog was named rocket.

good for him. :)

he has a picture with jenna jameson on his lap.

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middle/street = wayne sharron

dog/street = vanilla sharron

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Edward Central (with middle name)

or

Daisy Central (with dog's name)

Don't think I'll be getting a movie deal anytime soon with those names...

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Kenneth Well

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I'm getting funnier ones when I put my pet's name and street name.

Dakota Sterrett.[/QUOTE]

Max Rittenhouse - pretty sweet.

My girlfriend's would be Tinker Tantera ... now that's a porn name. :towel:

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[QUOTE=Ramseyfan]Max Rittenhouse - pretty sweet.

My girlfriend's would be Tinker Tantera ... now that's a porn name. :towel:[/QUOTE]

Is Tinker your girlfriend's middle or pet name?

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[QUOTE=70Chip]Is Tinker your girlfriend's middle or pet name?[/QUOTE]

Pet.

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dmek25= andrew reservoir??

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if i go the pet route its mooch reservoir. im not sure what the hell that is

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mcalderone10 -Middle/street - Farrior Kingtree
pet/ street - Paris Kingtree

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middle/street - Ward Johnson....that's a decent porn name I think
pet/street - Muffin Johnson...again a decent drag name

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porn name= conan the virgin slayer

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my porn name = Brian California

my dog's porn name = Beauty California

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Mine would be Dee Catskill or Maja (prounced like my-a) Catskill

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[QUOTE=Redskins8588]porn name= conan the virgin slayer[/QUOTE]

your street name was virgin slayer?

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[QUOTE=dmek25]dmek25= andrew reservoir??[/QUOTE]

resevoir?! HAHA EXCELLENT LOLZZ!!1

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Hancock Huntington

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Using the name of the dog I had as a little kid, and combining it with my street name, I get Gandalf Woodcroft.

LOL

Yes, the dog was named after the wizard.

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Meghan Moore.....

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Patrick Cherry (that sounds like some Brokeback porn though)

I much prefer my real last name... [i]Cannon[/i]

my girlfriend's would be Marie Meander, for some reason that's funny to me.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Patrick Cherry (that sounds like some Brokeback porn though)

I much prefer my real last name... [i]Cannon[/i]

my girlfriend's would be Marie Meander, for some reason that's funny to me.[/QUOTE]

I certainly don't want to hijack this great thread...but how exactly does one become the World Flip Pie Champ?

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TAFKAS, i feel as though your signature is poking fun at th3 way 1 talk.

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[QUOTE=PWNED]TAFKAS, i feel as though your signature is poking fun at th3 way 1 talk.[/QUOTE]

Heavens no. I doth beseech thee to findeth humor in my humble signature. Thy language is most certainly not one at which I would poketh fun...my liege.

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William Park

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[QUOTE]Heavens no. I doth beseech thee to findeth humor in my humble signature. Thy language is most certainly not one at which I would poketh fun...my liege.[\QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=PWNED][QUOTE]Heavens no. I doth beseech thee to findeth humor in my humble signature. Thy language is most certainly not one at which I would poketh fun...my liege.[\QUOTE]

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Family Guy fan!!...ok, you're cool