F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!!

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better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store. :mad:

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!![/quote]

Dude, this is funnier than hell....

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you have no idea how miserable this really is though. We just put an anti-broccoli sign up on the microwave. That will teach that costume jewelry wearing she-devil a thing or two!!!

Anyone who microwaves anything other than soup/left over pizza/hot pockets/etc should be shot with a BB gun for each person they offend! 20 pumps bitch!!!!

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i heart hot pockets.

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F... anybody else's lunch in general.

Always smells like B.O.

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90% of the people at my workplace eat out every day. There are two people that eat in everyday or go out and bring the food back.

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I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk.

here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit.

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[quote=BDBohnzie]I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk.

here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit.[/quote]

Oh man. I HATE the smell of microwaved popcorn, because no matter how long you nuke it for, it always smells burned. That is one of the worst smells in the known universe to me.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10]Oh man. I HATE the smell of microwaved popcorn, because no matter how long you nuke it for, it always smells burned. That is one of the worst smells in the known universe to me.[/QUOTE]

So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?

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[quote=Beemnseven]So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?[/quote]

No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a [B]microwavable[/B] popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.

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What I usually do to pop popcorn is heat water in a mug for 60 seconds, remove mug, and put popcorn bag in. Then let the microwave's popcorn button do the trick...however, it doesn't beat air popped theatre popcorn.

The microwave here is old and decrepit, burns popcorn all the time.

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[quote=Schneed10]No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a [B]microwavable[/B] popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.[/quote]

So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.[/QUOTE]

I hate the smell of microwaved bullets....and microwaved popcorn. It's straight nasty

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Chuck Norris says that's breakfast for him.

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Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.

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Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...

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[quote=BDBohnzie]Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...[/quote]

Chuck Norris' bellybutton works as a microwave oven. There is no low or medium setting though...

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I have a woman in my office who miscrowaves, I mean BURNS buttered popcorn every day at the same time.


I hate that smell, it makes me want to puke.

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[quote=PWNED]better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store. :mad:[/quote]

It smells like a pet store because that's where the ingredients come from.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.[/quote]

He doesn't even chew, he takes them straight from a shot glass

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HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?[/quote]

It's a steel shot glass that's been rolled in hot oil, then dipped in shards of broken glass.

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after the bullets, he consumes the shot glass whole.

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and washes it down with the hot oil

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Chuck is one bad mutha

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And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.[/quote]

First he slices him up with a knife dipped in shit

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then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor

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[quote=BDBohnzie]then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor[/quote]

Chuck doesn't savor the flavor, he savors the soul, and then the bartender's woman

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Would you go so far as to say that he bangs the soul out of her Grillz?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Would you go so far as to say that he bangs the soul out of her Grillz?[/quote]

What soul? A woman must first sell her soul to the devil in order to get down with the Norris. In turn though, the devil must pay Chuck in souls for "roundhouse kick protection."

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HA! Nice. I guess it was that original roundhouse kick to the face of the devil that got him all scared.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HA! Nice. I guess it was that original roundhouse kick to the face of the devil that got him all scared.[/quote]

God sent Chuck to roundhouse kick Lucefor (I can't spell, I went to public school and a state college) out of heaven. He hit the ground so hard that he burst through Earth's core and created what we now call hell.

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We went from microwaved broccoli to how Chuck Norris created Hell...awesome.

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[quote=BDBohnzie]We went from microwaved broccoli to how Chuck Norris created Hell...awesome.[/quote]

Bohnzie, you've known me for years, does this really suprise you?

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As far as hijacking threads go, I think this site is one of the best in the biz.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]God sent Chuck to roundhouse kick Lucefor (I can't spell, I went to public school and a state college) out of heaven. He hit the ground so hard that he burst through Earth's core and created what we now call hell.[/quote]i missed that part of the Bible. must have been the Book of Norris.

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[quote=Mattyk72]As far as hijacking threads go, I think this site is one of the best in the biz.[/quote]isnt it amazing how everybody just goes along with it without missing a beat?



As if we were one mind

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[quote=gibbsisgod]isnt it amazing how everybody just goes along with it without missing a beat?



As if we were one mind[/quote]

yeah it's pretty damn funny... to an outsider though they must be like, what in the hell is going on here?!