Battle of the Chucks
 

Who would win this battle royale?

In this corner we've got [URL="http://www.chuckzito.com/default2.htm"]Chuck Zito[/URL], this guy has kicked a ton of azz

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Over here we've got somebody who needs no introduction, I give you [URL="http://www.chucknorris.com/"]Chuck Norris[/URL]... the man, the beard, the legend!


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How can you beat Chuck Norris?

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.

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[quote=Schneed10]There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.[/quote]:goodjob: thats pretty funny



and the beard acts like razor wire to anyone who touches it

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Razor wire that comes off in your skin like the quills of a porcupine.

Chuck Norris also used his beard to deflect the bullet that supposedly killed JFK. When JFK saw this, his head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Bruce Lee.

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The power of Chuck Norris is unrivaled.

He has unprotected sex with the victims of Ron Mexico and they are magically healed and Chuck is unfazed!

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There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.

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[quote=BrudLee]There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.[/quote]and theres no need for a courtesy flush cause chucks shit dont stink!

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Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.

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[quote=jdlea]Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.[/quote]followed by a banning from the warpath for questioning the greatness of Mr. Norris.


Its how he would want it.

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In most polls, there isn't a right or wrong answer. In this one, there clearly is. Zito = Mortal. Chuck (there is only one being who can go by simply Chuck) = Immortal. Result: Norris wins, and it's not even close.

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i see that someone disagrees with yuo psu and has them killing each other.....come on people ... who was it?

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jack bauer



but i do vote chuck

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ok, this was just a warm up for Chuck. He automatically advances to the championship round based on the fact... well based on the fact that he's Chuck freaking Norris.

We need to get some more tough guy battles going... who should be in the next match?

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Magnus ver Magnusson.

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The Brooklyn Brawler

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Chuck Norris vs Ditka

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Just one of Chuck Norris' sperms is more deadly than five Chuck Zitos. No contest

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Sean Taylor.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Sean Taylor.[/quote]whoa

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The Karate Kid...... because i just dont like that guy.

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[I]CHUCK[/I] E. Cheese (trying to convince work people to go there for a girl's 25th b-day, not going over well)

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Daniel ain't got nothin' on Chuck.

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[IMG]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8379/norrisbracket6bq.jpg[/IMG]

The bracket has begun.

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[IMG]http://www.converse.com/LiveFiles/1/1929/1U687_400.jpg[/IMG]oh yeah

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NICE CALL. I'll add that to the list.

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[IMG]http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/4485/norrisbracket3nf.jpg[/IMG]

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Jon Gruden (chucky) vs a pair of Nunchuks

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Chuck Woolery would bring them together and make a love connection. ;)

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Chuck D versus Chaka a Khan (ok so I stretched the rules a bit, but say it fast and it can sound like chuck)

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Chuck Brown, the Godfather of Go-go (gotta represent the nation's capital)

Also wasn't Chuck Barris (I think that's his name) the guy who was a game show host and a CIA hit-man. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind was about him.

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Chuck Yeager-first man to fly faster than the speed of sound. That's pretty bad ass