Battle of the Chucks: Round 3, Chuck E. Cheese vs. Chuck Woolery
 

Please make this a poll. Just as GTripp was in charge of the draft, I'll keep the official bracket.

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I vote for Chuck E. Cheese "Cowboy Version" only because the Cowboy Version of Chuck E. Cheese is slighty more rugged than Chuck Woolery. If I could have found a pic of Chuck Woolery "Cyborg Version" I would have voted for Chuck, but I could only find Chuck Woolery "Gameshow Version" and he just can't hang with my boy Chuck E. Cheese and that lasso.

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gotta go with woolery.... he hasnt aged a day in the last 25 years of doing game shows.

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But neither has Chuck E. I mean damn, he's got a COWBOY VERSION OF HIMSELF!

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Ok.... you got me.... Chuck E. could just hit him with his guitar.

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RIGHT. Now you're getting it. All Woolery has is that mic that looks like a sex toy.

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Woolery.

After years of hosting "Love Connection", his body [i]actually produces[/i] Pennicillin, making him immune to the infectious little mouse.

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Guitar. Head.

Game over for Woolery. Thanks for playing and your lovely consellation gift is a concussion.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Guitar. Head.

Game over for Woolery. Thanks for playing and your lovely consellation gift is a concussion.[/QUOTE]
In that case, who wins between Chuck E. Cheese "Cowboy Version" and Quick Draw McGraw "El Kabong" version?
[IMG]http://home.iag.net/~greth/elkabong.jpg[/IMG]

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Chuck E.

Remember the Alamo.

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tmc,you obviously do not know the power of el kabong,or baba loouie, for that matter

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But Cowboy Version Chuck E. Cheese is American. USA, USA, USA.

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El Kabong beats both Woolery and Cowboy E. Cheese...give it to Brud to throw in the wild card.

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Lovin' the brackets, LOL

Gotta go with Woolery here, he's one cool cat. Dude is straight pimpin'

He just might give Norris a run for his $$.

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E Cheese controlls the kids, he's like the reverse Pied Piper. Plus he's chock full of Plauge Power because he's a rat!

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Woolery would just deflect any blows with his perfectly styled hair.

That mop is so stiff with hair spray it's tougher to penetrate than the shields of the Death Star.

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Guys, this one is a no-brainer.

Mice love cheese, Woolery is a cheezy game show host.

E. Cheese wins in a landslide, eating Chuck Woolery alive.

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Yes. VOTE CHUCK E.!

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how could anyone vote for a cowboy

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Matty and Brud, how about we close the voting tomorrow morning and I'll update the brackets. This is for the Chuck E.(ast) division. We'll create a whole new one for the Chuck W.(est) division.

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[quote=steveo395]how could anyone vote for a cowboy[/quote]

:doh: Excellent point. But wouldn't you want someone in the final round who Norris could beat the hell out of?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]:doh: Excellent point. But wouldn't you want someone in the final round who Norris could beat the hell out of?[/quote]

I think the post-championship bowl game should have Norris beating the hell out of everyone else he didn't already beat the hell out of on the way to winning the championship.

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Honestly, I think there is a Chuck we can find somewhere who can take Norris.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Honestly, I think there is a Chuck we can find somewhere who can take Norris.[/quote]

Please allow me to take a second to say a few words about TheMalcolmConnection. He was a loved member of TheWarpath.net, his crazy humor and double named antics provided ample entertainment for all during the drudgery of our workdays. Let us not dwell on the sadness and mourn his loss at the hands of a surprise roundhouse kick to the face. Rather, let us celebrate the memories that TMC has left us with.

RIP Malcolm, for he cannot see Chuck Norris, and hence is seconds away from death.

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LOL!

Save me Chuck E.!

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If only you could see a picture of my office. I have a picture of Chuck Norris on the door. It's kind of like the Passover. If you have a picture of Chuck on the door, the ghost of death and vengeance a.k.a. Chuck Norris will not proceed to roundhouse kick THROUGH your face.

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You don't F*CK with the Chuck.

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[IMG]http://www.math.gatech.edu/~thomas/MISHA/BIN4/p1413.jpg[/IMG]

Seconds after this photo was taken, the child was found with his head bitten off for touching Chuck E.'s radio.

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LOL - Can't sleep, mouse will eat me.

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HAHA! Not only that, Chuck E. is British in that picture so he drives on the right. :doh:

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://video.download.com/i/dl/vdl/media/image/44/19/1944_320x240.jpg[/IMG]

You don't F*CK with the Chuck.[/quote]looks like he has been:Smoker: .

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Or that kid just does his bidding like a good minion and drives Chuck E. to pick up the money from his bitches.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]looks like he has been:Smoker: .[/quote]

Chuck E. smokes. Then he pops noise.

That's how HE rolls.

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Yes, Chuck E. Cowboy version is winning!

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[QUOTE=Schneed10]Guys, this one is a no-brainer.

Mice love cheese, Woolery is a cheezy game show host.

E. Cheese wins in a landslide, eating Chuck Woolery alive.[/QUOTE]

best convincing argument ever...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Or that kid just does his bidding like a good minion and drives Chuck E. to pick up the money from his bitches.[/quote]"Is Chuck E gonna have to slap a bitch?"

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Can't you see him with a .45 right now?

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Both the Colt and gun variety.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Both the Colt and gun variety.[/quote]will pay good money for a photo of chuck e sucking colt45 from a can!

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How much? I can make it happen. I have a friend who works there.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]How much? I can make it happen. I have a friend who works there.[/quote]i have $1.37 in my account right now and i assure you that im good for it:thumb: