Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

I just read Bill Simmons' mailbag and he makes the assertion that Mischa Barton is one of the most attractive women in Hollywood. Am I missing something or does he have her overrated? With no thought at all I can come up with at least 5 actress more attractive than her: Scarlett Johansson, Sienna Miller, Kiera Knightly, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie, just to name five.

I personally don't see why people think Mischa is that good looking. I think she's too skinny, her face is too boney, and she constantly looks like she has to vomit (which might explain the skinny-factor).

So is it just me or is she overrated?


(obviously I'm very bored, I ate lunch too fast, and it's getting hard to pretend like I'm actually working since I've been doing that since 7am)

Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

No, I think shes very hot, but I understand what you are saying. Overrated, probably. She looks really good in a bikini tho.

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No boobs. I can't rate her high because of that. I need some knockers on my women.

She's really pretty, but I'm with you, she's way overrated.

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she looks anorexic in a bikini. I'd agree, decent, but not that hot... the other one (bilson?) is a better option.

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ha you guys do know she is a model it is her job to stay "thin"

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Short answer: No. Long answer: No, because she doesn't even look "in shape". She looks like she just starves herself and has NO muscle tone OR fat on her body. Just skin and bones. I'm with Schneed. I need knockers.

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I don't think she is hot, but she certainly would help herself with a nice $10k pair of fun bags.

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I don't think her body could handle fun bags. From the neck down she looks like a skinny DUDE.

She'd get those nasty fake fun bag wrinkles.

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ah, the joys of cocaine dieting...

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Cocaine?! Ha. She probably thinks cocaine has too many calories for her.

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i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good

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Wow 21, that's pretty hilariously foul.

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[quote=number21isabadman]i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good[/quote]

with the exception of Lohan and her tig ole bitties, they all need to eat a cracker and grow a rack. On second though, lohan's chest seems to be ever shrinking, DAMN YOU COCAINE!!!

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Yeah, what happened to you Lohan. You used to be cool.

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No she's not. I have had atleast 3 hotter then her. And im not bragging, it's just a fact. When you dont have tig ole bitties, then you need to be firm to account for the difference in my book. And she just doesnt add up.

That being said, I would still knock it to the next county.

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Knocking boots.....nice

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[quote=Monksdown]No she's not. I have had atleast 3 hotter then her. And im not bragging, it's just a fact. When you dont have tig ole bitties, then you need to be firm to account for the difference in my book. And she just doesnt add up.

That being said, I would still knock it to the next county.[/quote]

I'd be afraid to "knock it". I feel like I'd break her. And that's not even over-zealous thrusting. That being said, body aside, she's really not that "attractive."

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Simmons loves the bad melodramic shows like the OC and 90210 for the their unintentional comedy factors. For that reason he is probably too attached to make a sound judegement on her. She is pretty but she aint in the top 20.

Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

who is mischa barton

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[IMG]http://www.ccomfort.com/the_five/select/full/mbarton_07.jpg[/IMG]

Is it a coincidence that when I did a Google search for her, I got an image of Skeletor?

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[IMG]http://www.vidiot.com/OC/images/OC-MischaBarton-01.jpg[/IMG]

ARGH. Vomit.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://www.vidiot.com/OC/images/OC-MischaBarton-01.jpg[/IMG]

ARGH. Vomit.[/quote]

and that's actually a decent picture of her. I guess with pro make-up and air brushing any chick can look ridiculous.

Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

she is alright. There are better looking people on the street.

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[quote=BigSKINBauer]she is alright. There are better looking people on the street.[/quote]

fuckin' A, man.

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"Hey Peter...turn it on Channel 9, they're doing the breast exam again"

Mischa Barton is alright...I won't toss her for getting cracker crumbs in the bed, but defintely much much better looking women out there.

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id do her

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[quote=Duffman003]id do her[/quote]

but we are guys, and that is not saying much. shit i would just do her for the street cred....

Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

she's alright but I'd personally much rather have Kristen Kruek if I had the pick of any girl on a primetime show and almost any girl under the age of 30 period. anyone else think the semi new artist Rihanna is hot as hell?

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[quote=skinsfanthru&thru]she's alright but I'd personally much rather have Kristen Kruek if I had the pick of any girl on a primetime show and almost any girl under the age of 30 period. anyone else think the semi new artist Rihanna is hot as hell?[/quote]

she is aite..not amazing tho

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I second that Rihanna is pretty bangin'.

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[IMG]http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/rihanna.jpg[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/rihanna.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I knew I could trust TMC to come through with a pic and she is definitely someone u need to see in motion :biggthump

Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

She's hot if you like bony anorexic bitches. Me, I like my women with a little bit of meat and a lot of my meat.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/rihanna.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Now that's a goddess. Just looking at that stomach makes me want to [fill in the god damn blank].

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makes me want to....go get some ice cream?

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rhi = not hot, sorry :(

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Mischa Barton is OK... if you like coke whores.


Which I do.


Not every time, but who doesn't like falling into a coke whore every now and again?



Fellas?


My wife's behind me, isn't she?







I've got to go now.

Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?
 

[QUOTE=That Guy]rhi = not hot, sorry :([/QUOTE]


what's not hot about here?

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[quote=saden1]what's not hot about here?[/quote]

besides the fact that he looks like she's 12?

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While I do find Rhianna quite attractive, I still go with Beyonce. I am digging this new girl [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBiGFbd5icM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcassie%2Ens4life%2Ecom%2F"]Cassie[/URL] though