let's Make Fun of Sly
 

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Isn't 60 too old to be making action movies? Seriously, what is going to be the plot of Rambo IV? Will the active adult community attempt to seal off the tennis courts once and for all? It looks like only John Rambo and his band of retirees can stop the evil homeowners association, lead by the menacing 'Widow' Goldstein.

And Rocky VI, will that be about the marketing campaign of Rocky's latest money making endeavor, the Balboa Grill? The whole movie will be about him dealing with the hot lights of the infomercial set. How will Rocky get through the filming when he doesn't know how to read the cue cards? How will be be able to pimp his grill on Regis and Kelly without punching that damn Reg in the head? Will his overactive prostate allow him to get a full night's sleep ever again? I'm dying to know the answers to these questions.

I'm sorry, but Sly needs to hang it up.

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after his latest bout with viagra, john rambo is set to take on medicare, who willingly refuses medicare coverage?

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We're all telling Sly to hang it up, but aren't we also rooting for Harrison Ford to do another Indiana Jones?

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love me some indiana jones!!!

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while were at it lets all requset another die hard and lethal weapon.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]We're all telling Sly to hang it up, but aren't we also rooting for Harrison Ford to do another Indiana Jones?[/quote]

Good point, but Indy drank from the holy grail, so he's aloud to kick ass at any age.

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HA! Good point. At least he can speak some semblance of English. Sly has this Arnold-drunk speak going on.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HA! Good point. At least he can speak some semblance of English. Sly has this Arnold-drunk speak going on.[/quote]

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago that Adrian is supposed to be dead in Rocky VI. Apparently she died of ovarian cancer, but because they didn't feel that Rocky would be able to say "ovarian" he refers to it as "woman's cancer." (I'm not making that part up) Then he moves his comeback fight to Canada so that he can buy some cheap prescription drugs (I made that part up).

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in rocky5 his boy learns how to fight. i would like to see a cage match to the death against his dad!

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ADDDDRRRRRIAN!!!! HEY, Yo, ADDDDRRRRIAAAAN!!!! I've FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]in rocky5 his boy learns how to fight. i would like to see a cage match to the death against his dad![/quote]

With a chair shot as Adrian makes a heel turn.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]With a chair shot as Adrian makes a heel turn.[/quote]refereed by a drunk uncle paulie

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I heard the focus of Rocky VI is the [URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=WH3n0uEF0PQ&search=rocky%20spoof"]love story[/URL]

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My real name is Rocky ( I was named after a song...), I wish this fucker would just go away!

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[QUOTE=jamf]My real name is Rocky ( I was named after a song...), I wish this fucker would just go away![/QUOTE]

is your full name Rocky Raccoon?

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ugh, more bad sequels.... stop already, we get it. You're out of ideas and deathly afraid of change, but this is just the wrong way of dealing with it.

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[quote=That Guy]ugh, more bad sequels.... stop already, we get it. You're out of ideas and deathly afraid of change, but this is just the wrong way of dealing with it.[/quote]

Damnit, now that I think about it, this thread that I started is sort of a sequel (or even a third installment) of the f sequels and X3 sucks threads. Damn you offseason, you've turned me into a movie producer!!!

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]is your full name Rocky Raccoon?[/QUOTE]

Almost!!! My dads a beatles fan...

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[QUOTE=jamf]Almost!!! My dads a beatles fan...[/QUOTE]

is that the song you were named after?

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[quote=jamf]Almost!!! My dads a beatles fan...[/quote]

So have you come equipped with a gun to shoot off the legs of your rival?

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I can't believe they're doing another Rocky. The series was dead after Rocky III. Enough is enough.

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[quote=Mattyk72]I can't believe they're doing another Rocky. The series was dead after Rocky III. Enough is enough.[/quote]


I dunno, Rocky IV did a lot for society. Think about it: whenever anyone sees a tall muscular dude with a blonde flat top they have a great name to call him; we learned that robots can babysit your kids and their friends when you and your wife are on the other side of the world; we finally got another classic Apollo ring entrance; I found out that, if you can change, and I can change, then everyone can awwwwrrrfnage; and we found out once and for all that Polley was a commie, which I always knew!

So, see, the series should have died[I] after [/I]Rocky IV.