The Problem with Today's Kids
 

Well here you go - the heart of the issue of what's so wrong and screwed up with kids today: iPods are cooler than BEER! WTF?!
[INDENT]"If a recent Student Monitor survey of 1,200 college students at 100 U.S. schools is to be believed, undergrads now think it is more “cool” to be holding an iPod music player than a beer.

Student Monitor has been conducting the survey for 18 years. Only one other time was beer knocked out of its #1 spot on the list of “in” things—the Internet took the prize in 1997."[/INDENT]
[URL="http://news.tmcnet.com/news/2006/06/08/1675758.htm"]Full Article[/URL]

I think the iPod is as nifty as the next guy, but I can't drink it, it doesn't make ugly chicks hotter, and I'll be damned if that iPod comes in a Samuel Adams Black Lager variety.

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And I can't use it as an excuse for banging a D.U.F.F. either.

Friend: So why did you bang that fat beast?
Me: I was rockin' out to Blink 182 and it just happened!

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[IMG]http://www.propsfx.com/images/ipod.gif[/IMG]

I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.

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indeed a beer in hand is worth two in the bush.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://www.propsfx.com/images/ipod.gif[/IMG]

I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.[/QUOTE]

More importantly, if Silhouette Chick was holding a beer instead of an iPod, she'd be much more inclined to do you as well.

iPod: "I'm just jammin, leave me alone"
Beer: "I'm horny and getting drunker by the minute."

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HAHAHAHAHA. True enough. And I know I WOULD think she was way cooler holding a beer.

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i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.

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[QUOTE=PWNED]i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.

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i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.

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[QUOTE=PWNED]i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.[/QUOTE]

What's the other 1%?

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the 1% of my penis i gave to your mother. BOO YAH!

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you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker ;)

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I guess that explains why she was so disappointed.


BOOY...oh wait, I'm not 12 anymore...

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[quote=PWNED]you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker ;)[/quote]or you can't count and that is the problem with taday's youth

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aw come on. i keed i keed. sometimes people get their panties in a wad around here.

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]or you can't count and that is the problem with taday's youth[/QUOTE]

What an ironic misspelling ;)

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Jesus Christ, that was bad. I will just pull one out of Pwned's book and say I meant to do it. Hook line and sinker bitch... ?

I think I know how to spell today. i think.

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[IMG]http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/5051/bsbcopy8wr.jpg[/IMG]

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The real problem with today's kids is a lack of decent child abuse.

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Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."

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Looks like PWNED is working on his PS skills - added a gradient to that one;)

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My kid's will get smacked in the eye if they talk back. They'll learn to fear the sword. The more I see teenagers, it seems the bigger bastards they become.

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yeah i had time in between women.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."[/QUOTE]

In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?

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Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

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I'm getting lucky if I can get it TWICE a week. :mad:

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL[/quote]

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE SKIN-CANNON!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL[/quote]

That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL[/QUOTE]

Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...

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[quote=Schneed10]That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.[/quote]

Hahahahahaha. Gross.

And yes, it was with a different girl each time.

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[QUOTE=mheisig]In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?[/QUOTE]

That one sentence works on so many levels when talking about the porno business.

Well played mheisig

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[quote=mheisig]Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...[/quote]

He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.[/QUOTE]

So he got to work from home too?? This kid is just spoiled.

That is so my kind of telecommuting...

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Yup, he did it from home. He ran away from home after his first year "in the business" moved down to Mexico, bought his own mansion, and proceeded to film himself 3-4 times a day with different ladies and posted them to the internet for cash.

They said each month he averaged around $10,000. I have to find this story for you guys...

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So he was the Mexican Dirk Diggler? Fantastico!

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Viva La Coochie!

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Oh man, only a few more posts and I won't be "special" anymore regardless of what my mom and all those alternative schools say!

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Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.[/quote]

the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE"

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE"[/quote] speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).